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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 1, 2023 23:08:31 GMT -5
Cannot believe we never brought this game over from the TTTE Wikia Forums. Utter classic: first person makes a wish, second person corrupts it in whatever zany way they like.
I'll start real simple: I wish for a million bucks.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 1:54:03 GMT -5
Granted; you are trampled by countless deer, which completely throw off the local ecosystem.
I wish for natural talent at every musical instrument.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 2, 2023 6:48:42 GMT -5
Granted, but you only gain that talent if you can play them every single instrument... all at one time. Given that that is close to physically impossible, in daily life you pretty much still lack talent with instruments. Sorry.
I wish for more wishes!
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 17:14:29 GMT -5
Granted, every wish gets corrupted.
I wish for three weed-smoking girlfriends.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 2, 2023 19:56:14 GMT -5
Granted, but this isnโt harem anime, so they are pissed off that you wonโt choose one of them already
I wish for the best hot fudge sundae ever
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 20:28:17 GMT -5
Granted, you can pick it up anytime at Ghiradelli Square in San Fransisco (airfare and lodging not included)
I wish for some really good butter chicken.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 2, 2023 21:24:39 GMT -5
Granted, I give you a raw chicken stuffed with unsoftened butter. There's no oven.
I wish for our next inventory to result in a make and not a miss.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 22:48:13 GMT -5
Granted, I don't know what the fuck that means but you will successfully hit your inventory with a baseball bat.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 3, 2023 5:45:33 GMT -5
Granted, you are stuck in a perpetual loop of early 2000s PBS cartoons and find yourself breaking into song for no reason at times
I wish for so simple and basic it couldnโt possibly be corruptedโฆ so I wish for a small rock that wonโt hurt me when thrown at me
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 3, 2023 15:56:53 GMT -5
Granted; the rock is at the bottom of the Indian Ocean, you may retrieve it at your leisure.
I wish to be more decisive.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 3, 2023 21:47:56 GMT -5
Granted, you become a fascist.
I wish for a new wombat.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 4, 2023 1:07:46 GMT -5
Granted, it's rabid.
I wish for my ingrown toenails to be healed and never trouble me again
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 4, 2023 8:23:12 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have to worry about that wart you hope no one will notice
I wish for inspiration to strike now
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 4, 2023 14:25:04 GMT -5
Zeus strikes you with a lightning bolt of inspiration. You are inspired!!! Unfortunately, you are now permanently paralyzed and unable to exercise your inspiration.
I wish for a magnificent magnification.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 4, 2023 16:20:13 GMT -5
Granted; your flaws have been magnified magnificently.
I wish for a consequence-free life of hedonistic pleasures
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 4, 2023 19:53:29 GMT -5
Granted, but only in this earthly life... after 76 years of living in Dorian Gray-style bliss, God has the final say as he banishes you to Hell where you belong! Nice try, Toz! You just never THOUGHT about your mortal SOUL, did you???
I wish for a return to normalcy, to the simple days when men were men and women were women.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 4, 2023 21:37:40 GMT -5
Granted, you are a slave forced to labor 20 hours a day building the pyramids. Get unwoke, get your fucking back broke.
I wish for an end to war.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 4, 2023 23:08:03 GMT -5
Granted, but nobody in the post-war world has a sense of meaning in their lives anymore. I mean, not that we did before L.O.L. lol.
I wish for Area 51 information to be declassified and released to the public.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 4, 2023 23:10:48 GMT -5
Granted, it's boring as hell.
I wish for more time in the day.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 4, 2023 23:16:42 GMT -5
Granted, but 10-hr workdays, 6 days a week become the norm.
I wish for the fish.
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