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Post by Toz76 on Apr 5, 2023 1:46:58 GMT -5
Granted; they're slowly growing in your blood vessels, and soon they'll be too big to contain.
I wish I had taken the chance to be with the person I was in love with while I still could.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 5, 2023 2:31:12 GMT -5
Granted, and you do! For all of a day. Death is no one's master.
I wish for the dieselization of myself.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 5, 2023 13:41:10 GMT -5
Granted, you lose your humanity in the process, though.
I wish for my upset stomach to be immediately cured
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 5, 2023 16:23:55 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have extremely smelly gas for four days
I wish for the world to be just a little bit better
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 21, 2023 21:45:09 GMT -5
Frank, I'm going to grant you that wish. Tonight you go to bed and you see the world is still in utter shambles. There is war. There is disease. There is crime. There is murder. The bloodshed is risen. The pollution is getting worse. Those in control of everything are continuing to ramp things up into next level destruction. Forests are burning. Forests are being systematically wiped out. Animals are dying. The ocean is beginning to fight back. Mankind has pushed itself to the brink of destruction and it's hard not to lose hope. But that's the world you're seeing as you go to bed tonight. When you wake up tomorrow morning, it will be just a little bit better. It will be, Frank. Because tomorrow morning you're going to win the lottery. And after you win the lottery, you're going to be have the means to change the world. You'll put your money into investments. They will multiply. You will have twenty-five times the amount you started with. You can use your money to buy back the power from the elites. And you can use your money to help the oppressed. Feed starving children. Buy out governments and end wars. Give all your money to charity. Build better hospitals. Build affordable housing. Build cars that don't pollute the planet. Get rid of plastic waste. Lobby for free healthcare. You can do all these things, Frank. You can make the world a better place with the money you won. Or, on the other hand, you can go visit the wreck of the RMS Titanic in a jerry-rigged submersible steered by a video game control. With no windows. And a toilet. It's not a hard decision to make. I wish for someone to elucidate the mystery.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 0:38:16 GMT -5
Granted, but that soneone is not me.
I wish for a million dollars in non-taxable, no-strings attached, American dollars.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 0:39:29 GMT -5
Granted, but the currencyโs worth falls off a fucking cliff. Itโs not worth three cents.
I wish for some stability.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:04:23 GMT -5
Granted, you have achieved physical stability. You will never fall or stumble again. Of course, this comes at the cost of all your remaining mental and emotional stability.
I wish for the pain behind my eyes to go away
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:10:45 GMT -5
Granted, it moves up into your brain.
I wish for us all to just return to the days of the TTTE Wikia Forum with the knowledge that we have now.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:13:12 GMT -5
Granted, we have fun with Lena and Blaze for a while but 3WSR gets deleted again so TGC makes a new forum and we get trapped in a vicious cycle living the last eight years of our lives over and over again.
I wish for more billionaires to die
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:19:24 GMT -5
Granted, but one of them leaves his money in your name. You didnโt think about that, did you Toz? Suddenly you have all the money youโll ever need to survive. You can spend all them time you want with your girlfriend(s?). You can focus on writing stories. You can use your money to make the world a better place.
But thanks to your wish youโve only put yourself on the chopping block. Youโre just one more billionaire, and the guillotine is gleaming and waiting for your head to fall. You poor fuck. You poor stupid fuck.
I wish for the antidote to the corrupted wishes.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:22:26 GMT -5
Granted, you can now start a new thread called "Perfectly Fulfilled Self-Curses". It's the opposite in every way!
I wish for less anxiety when talking on the phone
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:23:50 GMT -5
Granted, itโs called substance abuse.
I wish for the fishstick.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:34:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it's been sitting on a different forum for 8 years and is stale
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 22, 2023 5:08:42 GMT -5
Granted, you find yourself trapped as a side character in a forgotten PBS kids show
I wish to be able to have brief glimpses into the future when I concentrate hard enough
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 7:35:05 GMT -5
Granted, but each time youโre able to see the future, a little bit more of your past memories will fade away.
I wish for the cure.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 16:48:35 GMT -5
Granted, you get an ounce of prevention, which is equivalent in value to a pound of cure. Unfortunately, you're already infected
I wish for infinite energy
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 20:09:42 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up exploding.
I wish for the dish of the fish.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 22, 2023 20:14:30 GMT -5
Granted, but with a swish it ends up being only available to the Scottish
I wish for a new blue two for you
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 28, 2023 22:36:42 GMT -5
Granted, and I guess we're getting married? Is... is that the corruption of your wish? Something old, something new, something borrowed, something new blue two?
I wish for the enigma to be unraveled.
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