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Post by Toz76 on Jul 28, 2023 22:55:52 GMT -5
Granted, but it's still confusing
I wish for more time to write
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 28, 2023 23:04:36 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up spending it watching two hour long deep dives into the origins of the Roblox "oof" noise.
I wish for someone to write this goddamn story for me.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 29, 2023 16:14:58 GMT -5
Granted, but they change so much of the characterization that it becomes unrecognizable to your vision and you regret not doing it yourself
I wish for someone to write my goddamn story for me but actually stick to my vision
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 29, 2023 19:01:41 GMT -5
Granted, and I will, but I'll get frustrated after three days and give up. What a sad state of affairs.
I wish for someone to just... magically make this story be written already.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 30, 2023 0:22:18 GMT -5
Granted, you use AI to write it, betraying your principles and your craft in the process.
I wish for Eyes' funeral to be beautiful and moving.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 30, 2023 7:19:07 GMT -5
Granted, they steal the Mona Lisa and put the stage on wheels. Their comments on my life were very vulgar, though.
I wish for a more dignified demise.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 30, 2023 17:38:08 GMT -5
Granted, you are instead brutally beaten and crucified out in the open sun but inspire billions of followers around the world.
I wish it was tomorrow.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 3, 2023 16:35:16 GMT -5
Congratulations, it's four days later lmao get wrecked.
I wish for this nighttime to last for a lifetime.
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 3, 2023 17:33:37 GMT -5
Granted, with no sun exposure you become extremely sickly due to vitamin D deficiency and are eventually bedridden
I wish for more LEGOs
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 3, 2023 18:35:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up with 5000 pieces of the knockoff brand
I wish for the beginning of the end of the beginning
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 3, 2023 19:12:54 GMT -5
Granted, 3WSR is about to be bought out by a billionaire who tanks our stock and piece by piece changes the site so much that it's completely unrecognizable from what the five of us built originally.
I wish for the prophets to go to sleep and stop bothering me with their predictions. What do you mean I shall have no hearse??
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 3, 2023 20:41:44 GMT -5
Granted, but you really should have kept them around. Their warnings are worth heeding...
I wish for fewer headaches
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 3, 2023 21:00:47 GMT -5
Granted, you now only have to deal with a near constant migraine.
I wish to be free of all socially constructed burdens.
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 3, 2023 21:23:10 GMT -5
Granted, but this leaves you with only three options: to completely and radically transform society, to live apart from society, or to end your own life.
I wish to fast forward to when I'm hungry enough to eat that apple fritter upstairs
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 4, 2023 10:51:28 GMT -5
Granted... but you realize it is two days past the date
I wish to know the secret of the Pies of Eyes
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 5, 2023 22:42:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't live with the horror of that knowledge
I wish for my girlfriend to get a good night's sleep
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 12, 2023 18:27:46 GMT -5
Granted, but her dreams are so abstract she wakes up utterly confused
I wish for a device that allows me to see 12 minutes and 41 seconds into the future
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 12, 2023 23:49:12 GMT -5
Granted... wait, why is there just a glowing tunnel with light at the end of it? Better make the most of the next 10ish minutes.
I wish for us to start a 3WSR podcast
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 17, 2023 19:39:03 GMT -5
Granted, and we shall use the standard business model for podcasts- give it away for free and tell no one about it
I wish for something so amazing to happen it makes me reconsider what the meaning of life is
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 18, 2023 2:19:19 GMT -5
Granted, but you didn't specify who it happens to, so it happens to me instead (thanks)
I wish I wasn't so irresistibly sexy all the time
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