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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 20, 2023 13:57:22 GMT -5
Granted, now you’re forced to walk around wearing a cardboard box over your head and wear trash bags all the time
I wish for inspiration to strike me over the head
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 20, 2023 22:16:14 GMT -5
Granted, the inspiration gives you a severe concussion and you end up with lasting brain damage.
I wish for this nighttime to last for a lifetime.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Nov 5, 2023 12:02:00 GMT -5
It does if you go down with the ship.
I wish to be a mermaiden bold and free.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 23, 2023 9:29:22 GMT -5
Granted, but Tuesdays and Wednesdays are your blackout dates
I wish to know what would happen to our language if "Tozzed" ended up being used as a verb
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 24, 2023 2:08:44 GMT -5
Granted, it leads to the breakdown of language as we know it as we reach a Tower of Babel situation where no one can understand anyone else.
I wish for my alarm clock to stop displaying daylight savings time
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 18, 2023 22:07:02 GMT -5
Granted, now it’s 3 hours ahead
I wish for the design that would really be a better mousetrap
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 19, 2023 2:50:11 GMT -5
Granted, turns out a better mousetrap is just leaving cheese out in a designated area to appease the mice and you end up spending an extra 200 dollars every month to keep them happy.
I wish for a large pizza with sausage and mushrooms.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 14, 2024 19:31:24 GMT -5
Granted, but due to the snowstorm it arrives cold and unappealing
I wish to know what is behind door number 3
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 14, 2024 20:30:50 GMT -5
Granted, it's the donkey!
I wish to be done with this tedious homework
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 22, 2024 19:14:46 GMT -5
Granted... turns out the teacher decided it doesn't count towards the final grade after all so you did all that work for nothing
I wish for college students to be given better, affordable diet options so they do not have to rely on pizza and instant ramen noodles
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 22, 2024 19:25:21 GMT -5
Granted, but that just delays the problem until postgrad, where they never learned to feed themselves and return to pizza and ramen once the college no longer feeds them
I wish for a meaning to all of this
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 22, 2024 20:20:11 GMT -5
Be good to people, read a book every now and then, and don't fall for the bait internet trolls leave
I wish to know that all I did was not in vain
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