the troopers fired their weapons at Tug, but as per the Stormtrooper effect, they were firing, but not hitting anything
"Why aren't you hitting anything?!" the captain of the enemy ship said
"I'm near sighted"
"I'm cross-eyed"
"I'm legally blind"
"I lack depth perception"
"I can't see a f***** thing out of my helment!!!" blurted out one.
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frankthetriviaman: Great job on transposing tug- just remember that you need to go back and edit out the large spaces between text; side effect of copy/paste
Dec 10, 2018 11:40:26 GMT -5
frankthetriviaman: Ok... was not easy... but as of yesterday... I think I succeeded in reviving the forum
Nov 13, 2018 14:02:31 GMT -5
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frankthetriviaman: I think we'll need something like this for that *hands leaf blower
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