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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 21, 2022 22:56:47 GMT -5
As far as posting randomness goes, no one has done better over the years than good old 1,000 Eyes. But there’s been some concern as of late that her posts are getting Too random. As such, we are now going to reign in the insanity and ensure we can at least bring some order to the forum by reminding her what she isn’t allowed to post here.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 21, 2022 22:57:46 GMT -5
Rule #1:
1,000 Eyes may not post links to questionable websites
(No, I don’t care if they say you’ve won $1,000 dollars, it’s probably a scam)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 21, 2022 22:59:55 GMT -5
Rule #2:
1,000 Eyes may not post anything in leetspeak
(It doesn’t matter how many times you ask Eyes; 13375p34k 15 23411y 4nn0y1n9)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 21, 2022 23:01:38 GMT -5
Rule #3:
1,000 Eyes may not make posts involving any of the seven words you never say
(We all love George Carlin Eyes; but no, just no. Especially not (censored )
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 21, 2022 23:06:57 GMT -5
Rule #4:
1,000 Eyes may not make posts involving PLOT TWISTS.
(Just reread LM, you'll get it.)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 21, 2022 23:15:47 GMT -5
Rule #5:
1,000 Eyes may not make any jokes about British cuisine
(Yes, it may be poor taste to make jokes about food with such poor taste but… damn it now I’m doing it!)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 21, 2022 23:28:15 GMT -5
Rule #6:
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to (censored)
(You still need to clean up the peanut butter by the way)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 22, 2022 11:22:42 GMT -5
Rule #7:
1,000 Eyes may not make posts doing that stupidly annoying thing where you rotate between having caps lock and off for every letter
(No, not even to get back at a troll)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 27, 2022 15:10:37 GMT -5
Rule #8:
1,000 Eyes may not use lyrics from heavy metal songs in his replies to story oriented threads
(Moby Dick quotes are acceptable though)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 27, 2022 15:13:39 GMT -5
Rule #9:
1,000 Eyes may not make jokes at Toz’s expense, especially about her (censored), her (censored), and especially not her (CENSORED!!)
(Jokes at Frank’s expense are acceptable though; he’s such a nerd)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 29, 2022 9:26:50 GMT -5
Rule #10:
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to post while role playing as any of the following:
1) Diesel 10 from the Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends franchise
2) Renowned mystery Writer Agatha Christie
3) Heavy Metal guitarist Dave Mustaine
4) Literary Character Sherlock Holmes
(Your impression of Captain Ahab was pretty funny though)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 29, 2022 9:31:33 GMT -5
Rule #11:
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to suggest that eating a Carolina Reaper is a good idea… nor is she allowed to force someone to do it as a dare
(Even we wouldn’t want to do that to you)
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Post by Toz76 on May 10, 2022 18:33:59 GMT -5
Rule #12:
1000 Eyes is not the "queen of Lesser Spain" and you do not owe her "royal tributes".
(Her alleged links to the Sultanate of Left Brazil remains under investigation)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 11, 2022 13:25:28 GMT -5
Rule #13:
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to take advantage of the fact that Frank is an introvert in order to get a laugh out of his cluelessness of what’s popular right now
(You may be free to make jokes at his expense, but you don’t have to go that far)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 11, 2022 19:52:56 GMT -5
Rule #14:
1,000 Eyes is not an alien, a zombie, a Pegasus, an expert on wines, a shoemaker, a licensed electrician or the President of McDonald’s
(She is however, a great singer)
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Post by Toz76 on May 15, 2022 17:00:56 GMT -5
Rule #15:
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to tell new recruits that she used to be "998 Eyes" before "some jackass asked too many questions".
(Seriously, we're having enough trouble finding new members as it is)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 16, 2022 0:03:49 GMT -5
Rule #16:
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to do any of the following on Thursday nights:
-Play Polka music
-Prank call his aunt
-Remember the Alamo
-Jump the Shark
-Load Chekhov’s gun
-Apply Plot Armor
-Blow up a building
-Eat 100 Chicken nuggets
-Practice for the Spelling Bee
(You can still use the company car though)
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Post by Toz76 on May 16, 2022 15:44:46 GMT -5
Rule #17:
Eyes is no longer allowed to incite a riot in any of the following states:
-Vermont
-Idaho
-Nebraska
-Wyoming
-Hawaii
-Pennsylvania
-Idaho (again)
-Mississippi
-New Mexico
-North Dakota
-New Jersey
-Maine
-Tennessee
-Oregon
(Florida is fine though)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 16, 2022 16:21:55 GMT -5
Rule #18:
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to declare war on West Virginia for any reason
(Especially not “to reunify the two Virginias,” sorry Eyes but it doesn’t work that way)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 1, 2022 6:46:37 GMT -5
Rule #19:
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to be in the kitchen alone anymore after the noodle incident she created
(We’re still dealing with the flying spaghetti monsters)
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