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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 1, 2022 7:05:42 GMT -5
Rule #20
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim that she has amnesia spray and use it onโฆonโฆ
(Wait, why does this rule exist?)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 12, 2022 21:38:03 GMT -5
Rule #21
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim that she has developed a new branch of mathematics called โImpossible Geometryโ
(No matter how many times you insist, there is no such thing as a circular square!)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 17, 2022 19:27:44 GMT -5
Rule #22
There is no Rule #22
(Your argument was convincing, so we've restored your snorkeling privileges... for now)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 9, 2022 21:47:17 GMT -5
Rule #23:
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to claim that she is Frank
(And why would you want to; he's not even that interesting a person)
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 11, 2022 5:15:30 GMT -5
Rule #24:
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to prank call 3WSR human resources to tell us that the Story Game characters have unionized
(They aren't even real, how would they do that? And besides, they can always just join the Literary Mosaic character union)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 11, 2022 23:47:42 GMT -5
Rule #25:
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to pour hot sauce on anyoneโs head โas a means to alleviate brain freezeโ
(Just use the thumb trick; way less messy)
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 3, 2023 16:10:49 GMT -5
Rule #26:
1,000 Eyes is not, under any circumstances, allowed to steal my girlfriends
(Jenna please come back I still love you)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 11, 2023 17:25:52 GMT -5
Rule #27:
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to post in this thread.
(Ah shit i fucked it up)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 13, 2023 22:49:52 GMT -5
Rule #28
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to own whoopee cushions
(The prank you pulled was funny exactly once)
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 14, 2023 16:06:19 GMT -5
Rule #29
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim to have "amnesia spray" and use it on forum members
(Why do I feel like I remember reading this rule before? Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing)
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 2, 2023 18:52:04 GMT -5
Rule #30
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to use the following phrases in her writing: * "It was a dark and stormy night." * "And then they boned." * "And then Iron Maiden showed up." * "Oh, crap," Sherlock Holmes said, as the rubber duck fell down the storm drain." * "Man In Blue put his whole prismussy into it."
(However, if she manages to put all five into something and have them all make sense in context as part of a larger story, I will purchase a plane ticket and fly across the country to kiss her on the mouth)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 14, 2023 21:40:41 GMT -5
Rule #31
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to write a story about sentient possibly magic diesel locomotives and then abandon it for no reason
(Fine, weโll give you a free pass on that one storyโฆ this time)
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 14, 2023 23:31:12 GMT -5
Rule #32
1000 Eyes must not advocate for รพe return of รพe letter "รพ" into regular use in รพe English language.
(Fun fact: one รพousand eyes is a fan of รพe band megadeรพ)
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 2, 2023 4:14:23 GMT -5
Rule #33
1000 Eyes is not to be made aware of the ongoing controversy surrounding the list that I suspect inspired Frank to create this one
(Probably shouldn't have brought it up, oops)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2023 18:36:00 GMT -5
Rule #34
1000 Eyes is not allowed to crash a news broadcast and scream "The British are coming!" To the camera
(Only a fraction of history buffs are going get its intended meaning, and you're 60 years too late for the other British invasion)
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 4, 2023 4:28:27 GMT -5
Rule #35
August 22 remains a national 3WSR holiday, and 1000 Eyes is not allowed to complain that the holiday exists to attack her specifically
(She is, however, welcome to have an extra slice of cake)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 17:07:23 GMT -5
Rule #36
1000 Eyes is no longer allowed to make small talk about how US democracy is nonexistent.
(However she is allowed to make large talk if the person she's speaking with instigates the discussion.)
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 17:16:16 GMT -5
Rule #37
1000 Eyes may not attempt to create a "3WSR merch store" and keep all the profits for herself
(C'mon bestie, you gotta share with us, these flannels aren't gonna pay for themselves)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 7, 2023 22:38:20 GMT -5
Rule #38
1,000 Eyes may not end any sentence with โif you know what I meanโ
(We do know what you mean and donโt appreciate that use of language)
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 8, 2023 0:15:02 GMT -5
Rule #39
1,000 Eyes must not accuse us of war crimes and have us tried before the Hague
(If I'm guilty (which I'm not), why would I confess?)
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