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Post by Toz76 on Jun 25, 2023 22:26:26 GMT -5
Rule #60
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to say "got your nose" or any similar phrase.
(I need it back now...)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 4, 2023 10:45:46 GMT -5
Rule #61
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to use any phrase involving the word "serendipitous" in said sentence
(despite your insistence, it doesn't mean what you think it means)
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 4, 2023 15:50:41 GMT -5
Rule #62
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to use "diplomatic immunity" as an excuse for breaking any of the rules on this list
(I don't care what the government of Left Brazil says, diplomatic immunity doesn't work that way)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 9, 2023 9:47:39 GMT -5
Rule #63
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to make jokes in reference anything that was written before 1702
(While we appreciated the Canterbury Tales reference, the joke flew over most readers heads)
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 10, 2023 5:15:58 GMT -5
Rule #64
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to write any of the following rules: 69, 420, 666, 1312, 42069, 69420.
(Unless they're REALLY funny tho)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 14, 2023 16:55:20 GMT -5
Rule #65
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to do the doughnut run anymore
(You know we don’t like Jelly filled)
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 15, 2023 1:19:33 GMT -5
Rule #66
1,000 Eyes is not permitted to make death threats towards other writers.
(None of us are, actually. Why is this rule even on the list? This doesn't seem like something she'd do. Right? I mean, I'd remember if she threatened anyone, it's not like she has amnesia spray or anything... wait, what was I saying?)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 15, 2023 20:49:41 GMT -5
Rule #67
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to wear ripped jeans
(This isn’t the 90s, and quite frankly they look awful)
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 16, 2023 1:28:29 GMT -5
Rule #68
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to declare that "the spice must flow" before pouring a whole bunch of garam masala on the floor. It's a pain to sweep up and a waste of good spices.
(Also, unrelated, but did anyone see that giant worm outside? Weird.)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 16, 2023 17:12:04 GMT -5
Rule #69
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim that she has “pheromone powers”
(The implications are darker than you think)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 29, 2023 22:08:14 GMT -5
Rule #70
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to use "fear itself" to lead 3WSR into a war with the United States government.
(For legal reasons.)
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 30, 2023 1:04:21 GMT -5
Rule #71:
Eyes is not "allowed to break prime numbered rules on weekends".
(I'm not sure if this rule being a prime number makes it more or less effective at stopping Eyes)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 4, 2023 11:14:15 GMT -5
Rule #72:
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim that "I can see your future and it is filled with darkness all around you" before subsequently slamming a bucket over my head and running away laughing.
(Why you did that near the fourth floor stairs is beyond me...)
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 5, 2023 23:02:37 GMT -5
Rule #73
Eyes is no longer allowed to order turkey sandwiches with triple onions on thursdays
(Look, no offense, but your breath was atrocious)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 12, 2023 18:41:08 GMT -5
Rule #74:
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to scream "Fire in the hole!" At the top of her lungs prior to using the bathroom
(We don't need to know about your business)
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 8, 2024 23:11:45 GMT -5
Rule #75:
1,000 Eyes is not invited to my birthday party because she's a big stinky poopyhead and she hogged the swings all recess even though I wanted the swings so now we're not friends and I hope she fails the spelling test.
(Nyeh)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 22, 2024 19:22:45 GMT -5
Rule #76:
1,000 Eyes is to no longer be permitted in the company break room after hours
(We are 90 percent... 80 percent sure we've removed all the stink bombs and fake cockroaches at this point)
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