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Post by Toz76 on Aug 22, 2017 0:23:02 GMT -5
"Actually, our name is a reference to Lady Godiva, who rode naked through the streets once or something! It was supposed to foreshadow the whole nude cruise thing. Also, in this universe, real brands don't exist! You're just Modiva Chocolate!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 24, 2017 0:43:31 GMT -5
"Wait, I thought we had a bigger budget this season?" TGC asked (laugh track)
So, Eyes and TGC went to work building a raft to sail off the island, when one of them brought up, "what should we do about Toz? He's completely out of his mind"
"We could eat him"
"That's dark and disturbing" TGC said, but then both their stomachs growled, and they looked at Toz. (Audience oohs)
But now let's cut to somewhere else, where...
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 24, 2017 1:26:21 GMT -5
"Actually..." TGC thought to himself, "Toz is skinnier and gayer than Eyes, so if I have to cannibalize one and leave the other alive..."
Suddenly, TGC jumped on Eyes. *laughtrack*
Now we cut to somewhere else, where...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 25, 2017 1:13:52 GMT -5
Off in the distance, a ship was passing by the island. The SS Deus Ex Machina passed by the island and the observant crew noticed our heroes in danger.
"Goodness! We must save them at once!" The captain ordered!" As they adjusted course.
"A ship! A ship! We're saved!" TGC screamed joyously.
"Ship? I ship TGCxRiley!" Toz screamed (laugh track)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 16, 2017 14:27:22 GMT -5
Ok... that didn't go over as well as I thought it would...redo!
......
But alas, it was all a dream, as the three found out when they woke up.
"Guess we're not getting out of this mess that easily" Toz said.
"Shall we start a new life on this island then?" Eyes asked.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 16, 2017 14:49:46 GMT -5
"Yes. But to do that, we need... a SURVIVAL MONTAGE!!"
*We see TGC and Eyes building a hut, until TGC drops a log on Eyes* *laughtrack*
*Toz is spear-fishing when a shark jumps out at him* *laughtrack*
*TGC is waiting below a tree as Eyes gathers coconuts, until Eyes drops them on him* *laughtrack*
*Toz has captured the shark, and is taunting it by jumping over it as it feebly snaps at him* *laughtrack*
"What? We were going to jump the shark sooner or later." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 16, 2017 14:56:41 GMT -5
As they cut up the shark, Toz was curious as to what would happen if he wrapped himself in the hide of the shark. Suddenly, in a non-sequitur no one saw coming, the shark hide binded itself to Toz, giving him incredible Super Powers! He was now... Shark Man! "I'll go find help guys!" Toz said as he suddenly took off and flew. "Wait, that doesn't even make sense!" Eyes pointed out (laugh track) (Toz has super powers now...  ) |
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 8, 2017 23:36:07 GMT -5
Suddenly, as he flew, Toz realized.
"What am I doing? All this product placement has ruined everything! I must use my powers to set this right."
Suddenly, our heroes were in the living room, eating generic popcorn and watching a generic sci-fi movie.
"Well, that was weird." Frank said.
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Post by Eyes on Oct 8, 2017 23:49:43 GMT -5
"What an anticlimax!" Tug said. "Dammit Toz, what have you done! Disliking that post! God! I thought you were better than Eyes in this department! What a f*cking disappointment! I'm gone!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 9, 2017 0:24:51 GMT -5
"Aren't you helping Alberto or something?" Frank asked, confused.
"Wha... oh crud, you're right! He's still tied up in the United States Legal System!" Tug shouted as he bolted out the door.
"Should we even bother with this sub plot?" Frank asked
"Na, it'll probably resolve itself by next episode" Toz shrugged (laugh track)
"So what's left then?" Toz said as he pulled off an amazing feat of strength.
"Looks like you still have super powers" Frank observed.
"Yea... say, where's Nessie?" Eyes asked.
(Cut to: Nessie, lost at sea)
"Come on fishies; bite the bait, bite the bait" she said as she fished for her next meal.
(Cut to: apartment)
"Business trip?" Frank asked.
"Business trip" everyone said in agreement (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 9, 2017 0:43:28 GMT -5
"Well, how are we going to tie up all these loose ends?" Frank asked.
"Simple! Just end the episode like nothing's wrong. It's not like we have strong continuity." *laughtrack*
"But-"
EPISODE 6? 5? IDFK: TOKEN LOVE INTERESTS
Frank walked into the kitchen to make himself some breakfast. "Ah, that was a nice rest. Good morning, Eyes."
"No time to chat. Nessie and I have a date."
"Oh, fair enough." Frank said, pouring himself some cereal.
Tug ran into the kitchen. "No time to chat, I've got a double date with Alberto and his girlfriend." He said, before running off set.
"Oh, that's a shame- wait, Alberto's girlfriend? Ah well, best not to think about it. I wonder if Toz and TGC are still around."
Walking into the dining room, Frank saw a note on the table.
"Going out to get lucky with the guy in 5C. See y'all later." ~Toz
"Well, that rules out Toz- wait, what's this on the back?"
"Out with Riley. Be back later." -TGC
Frank sighed. "Looks like another boring day." Turning to the camera, he elaborated. "Being the only guy without a date in this apartment sucks, but it's a position I've found myself in on more than one occasion. I may be this sitcom's "straight man", but I'm also probably the most socially awkward, and girls never seem to take also interest in me. Which is fine. I'm fine. Totally."
Frank opened the apartment door to check for packages, and as he did, he saw the most beautiful woman in the world walk by. She was about his height, with blonde hair and piercing green eyes, wearing a simple pink sweater and jeans. Frank was struck dumb.
She knocked on an apartment door on the far side of the hall and it opened.
"Hi," the girl said, "I'm Rebecca. Are you Rachelle Khan?"
"I am. I assume you're here because of the ad I put out for a roommate?"
"Yep." Rebecca said.
"Come on in."
Frank watched all this through the peephole.
"I need to ask this Rebecca out... but how?"
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Post by Eyes on Oct 9, 2017 0:50:21 GMT -5
Well, we could go the default Eyes approach and have her see Frank, fall instantly in love with him, and get married in five minutes, but let's not and say we did.
Tug met his date at the corner of the Fifth Street. She was the most beautiful ass he'd ever seen. No really, she was a donkey. And Alberto's girlfriend was a human. Friggin' deal.
Meanwhile, Frank...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 9, 2017 0:54:40 GMT -5
...was thinking about what to do. He was pacing about his apartment.
(Cut to black; the theme song starts)
They're five crazy guys
Who have most unusual lives
But put them together and what have you got?
3WSR and here's the plot!
Five guys,
who love burgers and fries
(Frank interjects)
"Seriously? I hate corporate sponsors...
Five friends
whose adventures never seem to end.
For a good laugh don't look far,
Welcome to the world of 3...W...S...RRRRRRRRR!!!"
("The 3WSR Show" title appears on screen; Frank suddenly appears beside the title)
"By Popular demand; our original theme song is back!" Frank declared
(Thunderous applause from the audience; fade to black)
(Cut to: apartment, Frank is pacing)
"So if I want to ask her out, what should I do? I could cut straight to the chase... but that would go against my principles" Frank thought.
(flashback)
" I refuse to stoop to the level of a sitcom that resorts to hiring attractive female actress who boast no talent, and only bring in the viewers because they look nice" Frank said, standing in a "triumphant" pose
(End flashback)
"Hmm... I suppose I could spend some time getting to know her; no harm in introducing myself by welcoming a new neighbor to the apartment" Frank said as he continued to think
(End scene; fade to black)
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 12, 2017 23:38:23 GMT -5
TGC parked his car outside of Riley's house.
"Riley! Handsome- I mean beautiful- I mean, um..."
Riley threw open the door.
"TGC! Check out what I found!"
A Golden Retriever bounded out to TGC. *awwwws*
"I call them Alex."
"Them?"
"Yeah, I'm raising my dog without gender."
"Riley."
"Yeah?"
"It's a fricking dog."
*laughtrack*
"And?"
"No one treats dogs differently based on gender. If you must do this, just use "it". It's an animal, it won't care."
"Oh, hush. Come here, Alex! Who's a good dog! You are!"
"I thought you invited me here because we were going to have sex." *laughtrack*
******
"Let's see, cookies are baked, conversation starters memorized, time to go introduce myself!" Frank said cheerfully.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 12, 2017 23:48:35 GMT -5
And so, Frank went to his neighbors' door.
*Ding dong
The door opens and there was the new neighbor. "Hi, can I help you?" She asked. Frank decided to just keep calm and not let his nerves get the better of him. "Hi, my name's Frank. I heard that there was a new neighbor moving in on this floor, and thought I'd stop by and say hello" Frank said.
"That was nice of you; I'd love to talk, but I'm still moving in, and..." Suddenly there was a loud thud.
"Oh no! Terribly sorry, I've got to go!" She said, closing the door frantically (laugh track)
"Dang it... nice guys really do finish last" Frank sighed as he sadly went back to his apartment (laugh track).
(From behind closed apartment door)
"Be careful with that! Yes, that big heavy thing I brought with me, don't drop it! (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 13, 2017 0:01:51 GMT -5
"Why do you need a telescope this big anyway?" Rachelle (the person Rebecca is moving in with) asked.
"I'm studying astronomy at the local university. This telescope can detect exoplanets, it's so powerful. So don't drop it!"
Rachelle rolled her eyes at Rebecca.
"By the way, some guy just stopped by with cookies. About my height, brown hair, named Frank- ring a bell?"
"Sounds like one of those crazies across the hall. Frank is nice, he works for a start-up selling self-charging flashlights. His roommates are insane though. Fair warning."
Rebecca nodded. "I'll have to stop by later and thank him for the cookies."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 13, 2017 0:20:22 GMT -5
Back in his apartment, Frank was on the phone with Mr. Waldren.
"Yes, I would love to do an infomercial for the solar-powered flashlight... no, we are not going Head-On with it!" (Laugh track)
"Oh, fine. So about a slogan..."
"I'm NOT using that one" Frank said sternly
"But every great product has a slogan affiliated with it" Mr. Waldren pointed out.
"Yes, but can't we be more mature than "Bright Light, All Night All Right, Charge in the Day, and when the sun sets play?" (Laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 13, 2017 0:39:09 GMT -5
Suddenly, Toz walked in. "I smell cookies."
"Yeah, I made some for the new girl across the hall. As a welcoming present."
"That's not something you'd normally do- you're in love, aren't you." *laughtrack*
"No, I..."
"I'm calling the others." *laughtrack*
*cut to: Frank sitting bewildered on the sofa as the other four bombard him with questions about the mystery woman* *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 13, 2017 0:49:08 GMT -5
"Look, I don't know!" Frank said as he finally got a word in edge wise.
"So what will you do then?" Toz asked.
"Talk to her, get to know her. I'm not one to rush relationships, so seeing if it will work out would probably be the best" Frank said.
"Why not just ask her to be your girlfriend? Seems around here everyone rushes into relationships" (everyone stares at Eyes, laugh track)
"What?" Eyes asked, confused.
"No way! One of "those" characters is enough" Frank said (laugh track)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 25, 2017 1:17:43 GMT -5
So in the end, Frank and the others found the conversation was getting no where and called it a night.
......
The next day, Frank decided to try and go talk to her again. So, he proceeded to make his way to her apartment
(Montage over cheerful music begins)
Frank walks over to the door and is about to knock, when suddenly the landlird's voice is heard "watch out! Water pipe burst!"
"Huh?" Frank says (Frank washed away by plume of water, laugh track)
(A little later: soaking wet Frank walks towards the door again)
Frank goes over to the door and is about to knock... when the floor gives out from underneath him and he plummets to the next floor.
"Oh dear, seems the water damage was worse than anticipated" the landlord said, concerned.
(A little later; frank is wet and covered in bruises)
Frank walked around the hole, and went to knock at the door... but a pice of the ceiling collapsed and crushed Frank
"Say nothing and I'll waive your rent for the next six months" the landlord said, panicking (laugh track), Frank sighed.
A dry, and cleaned up Frank, now with bandages on his head, went to the door and rang the bell... only to fall through a trap door (laugh track)
"Hey! Our new burglary system works!" Rachelle shouted (laugh track)
Some time later, Frank cautiously steps around the obstacles... only to be suddenly run over by a bunch of charging football players
"What did I tell you about practicing in my hallway?! GET OUT!" The Landlord fumed (laugh track)
Some time later, Frank came back, and finally rang the doorbell.
"Oh, hello Frank" Rachelle said as she opened the door.
"Hey; I'm so sorry to bother you; but I just wanted to ask what your new roommate's name is; seems that in my haste a few days ago I forgot to properly introduce" Fra k explained.
"Oh, Rebecca? Don't worry about it; I'm sure she'll properly introduce herself when she gets back"
"Back?"
"Yes, she's at college now; ill let her know you stopped by" Rachelle said as she closed the door.
"Oh, I give up" Frank sighed sadly. "GAAHH!!" He screamed as he fell down the trap door again (laugh track)
"Hmmm... I hope my lower neighbor doesn't mind the trapdoor" Rachelle thought; realizing she may not have thought the security system through.
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