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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 3, 2018 23:34:56 GMT -5
"Just kidding; what kind of girl do you think I am anyway?" Rebecca said s they entered the first floor of the building.
"A... a very nice girl who I'd like to hang out with again if you had a good time today" Frank replied
(Audience "awws" at that moment)
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 3, 2018 23:39:51 GMT -5
Rebecca smiled. "You know what? That sounds nice. How about a movie next weekend?"
"Sure. I'll call you to set it up."
"Alright." By now the duo had reached their floor. They waved goodbye as they entered their rooms... and Frank was immediately jumped by his roommates *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 3, 2018 23:48:31 GMT -5
"Hey, what the?!" Frank said as they forced him into the couch.
"You've got a lot to answer for Frank" Tug said as he brandished a pipe. "What? We've got a leak under the sink" *laugh track. Tug then hiccuped and bubbles came out of his mouth *laugh track)
"Where have you been all day?" Toz followed up with
"Is she your new girlfriend?" Eyes asked.
"Why the Cheesecake Factory?" TGC asked.
"Did you really have to tie us up like that?"
"Is Sarah a new main character?" Toz asked (laugh track)
"Don't be ridiculous! If she were a new main character she would have been introduced in the season premiere!" Frank pointed out *laugh track
"Eh, true" Toz agreed
CUT TO: Sarah in her apartment
"Hmm... I don't know why but I think I'll slap Frank next time I see him" *laugh track
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Post by Eyes on Apr 3, 2018 23:48:50 GMT -5
Lights went out. Frank was puzzled, when with a "shush", he was led... somewhere. A dark passageway, he assumed. Where it led he had no idea.
Finally they stopped and lights came on. They were in... the prison, and there was Aunt Angie.
"WHAT?" cried Frank. "I thought it was next week's episode we tackle this problem!"
"You guessed wrong," said TGC. "We're doing a high-scale breakout cuz that fuck-up Eyes aint here this week."
"What does Eyes have to do with it?"
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 3, 2018 23:53:08 GMT -5
EVERYTHING!
Bam! Sudden episode ending.
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Post by Eyes on Apr 4, 2018 0:01:38 GMT -5
The 3WSR Show is brought you by the following sponsors: Order of the Stick, Diesel 11 Enterprises, Cannibal Corner, Tuggington Bakeries, ProBoards.com, The Guys Cast Productions, Seattle, The Bronze Mage, Hans Gruber, Anton LaVey, El Goonish Shive, Sofia Petrillo, TOZ, Sarah & Friends, Thomas the Tank Engine, A. W. Dry, Internet, Boredom, Frank's Trivia Land, and Sleep Deprivation.
And from viewers like you.
Thank you!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 4, 2018 0:03:29 GMT -5
Season 2, episode 5: The Petition Episode
At the apartment, the five friends were just hanging out in the main area. Just then, Eyes got off the phone.
"Great news everyone!" Eyes declared.
"What?" Frank asked.
"The court is willing to shorten Aunt Angie's sentence if we do a specific task!" He declared
"Ok... so what's the good news?" Tug asked (laugh track)
"All we have to do is get enough people to sign a petition to appeal her sentence!" He declared.
"Why would anyone sign a petition like that?" TGC asked. (Laugh track). Just then, there was frantic knocking at the door. Toz opened it and Sarah was on the other side
"What's wrong?" Tug asked
"The city wants to remove the softicus landicus shrubs to make way for a parking lot!" She said
"We need to get a petition to save our shrubs!" Frank declared
"Right!" And suddenly everyone but eyes bolted out the door.
"You'll sign a petition to save some damn bushes but not my aunt?!" Eyes screamed (laugh track). "Stupid sitcom logic" he muttered under his breath (laugh track, applause)
(Theme song to be inserted)
Frank, Toz, tug, TGC and Sarah assembled and prepared to go meet their neighbors; while Eyes also worked on his thing.
"So who will do what floors?" Frank asked
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 4, 2018 20:04:01 GMT -5
PAUSE
To save the trouble having two pages open; here's the residents for your reference
First floor:
1A: Wayne- Vietnam veteran missing his left leg
1B: Joshua and Mildred- elderly couple; about the nicest folks you can meet in Greenfield towers
1C: Samuel- WWII veteran; lives alone following the death of his wife
1D: Vacant; Jacob reserves the first floor for those who are handicapped in some way
Second floor-
2A: Albert and Samantha- father and daughter; he's a manager at a local grocery store, she's a high school student.
2B: Darren, James, Myron, Zach and Kyle- college students saving money by sharing an apartment
2C: Andrew- quiet man who keeps to himself
2D: Wendy- office worker
Third floor-
3A: vacant
3B: Uncle Mark
3C: Patricia, Donald, Tommy, Jackie and Steven- husband, wife and young kids
3D: Wallace, blue collar worker, plumber who does favors for Jacob in exchange for lower rent
Fourth floor-
4A: Quincy- professor at local college
4B: George- electrician; took over Aunt Angie's apartment after she "moved out"
4C: Mary- saleswoman at a local electronics store
4D: Simon and Preston- gay couple
Fifth floor:
5A: vacant
5B: vacant
5C: Benjamin; Toz met him previously
5D: Morris and Nicole: young couple expecting their first child
Sixth floor-
6A: Travis- bus driver
6B: Sarah
6C: Ashley, Bethany, Carrie, Donna and Elaine- college girls in pretty much the same situation as the guys in 2B
6D: Dominic; a jerk to everyone, no one knows why
Seventh floor:
7A: Carter, Grace and Harry- police officer, his wife and son
7B: Rachelle and Rebecca
7C: Us
7D: Grant Hartley; seen in episode one and not since
Eighth floor:
8A: Vacant
8B: Walter and Vivian; elderly couple, he's a WWII veteran, but more "mobile" than Samuel
8C: Vacant
8 D: Patrick; recently lost his job, struggling to find another
Ninth floor:
9A: Lewis- groundskeeper at local church
9B: Drew: sales associate at a nearby retail store
9C: Calvin; literally no one knows anything about him
9D: vacant
Tenth floor:
10A: vacant
10B: Xavier; superstitious
10C: Ronald; physics professor at university
10D: Hannah; social butterfly
Eleven floor:
11A: Jacob the landlord
11B: Tasha; newspaper writer
11C: vacant
11D: Isaac; Nerd obsessed with in-universe version of Doctor Who
UNPAUSE
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 24, 2018 17:02:17 GMT -5
Uh... ok so maybe this wasn't my best episode idea; anyone want to scrap this and do something else?
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Post by Toz76 on May 24, 2018 17:31:07 GMT -5
I vote something else
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Post by Eyes on May 24, 2018 20:13:35 GMT -5
Actual episode 5: Nothing
In which our friends do nothing.
One afternoon, Eyes was busy smoking when Toz came up and Judo chopped the cigarette.
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Post by Toz76 on May 24, 2018 22:08:46 GMT -5
"Smoking is dangerous, causes cancer, and makes you smell. Marijuana is safer, legal and swell! *laughtrack* This episode brought to you by Bud's Bud Emporium! *laughtrack* Weed like to stay and chat, but this episode is going to toke up some serious trouble! So reefer all your calls to your secretary and get ready to pot-"
"NOPE! THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT: RACIAL DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!!"
Frank jumped in with a guitar, shredding to a crescendo. *laughtrack*
"Can we not have a "Very Special Episode"? Please?" *laughtrack*
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Post by Admin on Jun 3, 2018 17:56:04 GMT -5
“How are we supposed to talk about racial descrimination when every main character we have is white?” Eyes asked, trying to relight his half cigarette
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 3, 2018 22:19:55 GMT -5
"Yeah, Frank's girlfriend's roommate is our most significant non-white character right now." Toz admitted.
"What about me?" Sarah asked.
"Oh, right..." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 3, 2018 22:49:10 GMT -5
"Wait, she's my girlfriend? I thought... I thought we were friends and we'd build our relationship until we felt that we were ready to go to next level" Frank said with a blush (Audience Awws)
"So anyway, it was decided that we're going to do a A and B plot; both the petition and your thing are going down so... let's begin!" Frank said.
......
Everyone was in the apartment; Frank and tug were having one conversation, Toz, eyes and tgc were having another
"We gotta get people to sign the petition! Where do we start?" Frank asked.
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Post by Eyes on Jun 3, 2018 23:15:15 GMT -5
"Lemme think..." said Tug.
"We could try the apartment," Frank suggested.
"Nah, that's too mainstream, bro. Here's what we'll do, we're gonna go out, take a cab to 456 Crockett Lane, get out, walk to the first house on the right, get in, take the tunnel in the basement and head to-"
"Whoa whoa whoa! Is this just a segue-way for an action-packed episode starring you and Alberto on a spy mission of some sort?"
-¡Sí señor! dijo Tug. ¡Eres muy inteligente! ¡Vamos!
¡Los dos amigos estaban en camino en una misión épica de proporciones internacionales!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 3, 2018 23:17:23 GMT -5
"Woah woah woah!!! Budget man, budget!" Frank said.
"Oh, right, petition it is" Tug relented
(translation- in this episode we finally get a more established and fleshed out supporting case in this plot)
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 3, 2018 23:25:32 GMT -5
"Wouldn't it make sense to establish the supporting cast organically, over a series of episodes?" Toz asked.
"Pfff! To hell with giving each character a chance to be in the spotlight! It's crammin' time."
*close on Frank wearing sunglasses while a guitar plays in the background* *laughtrack*
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Post by Eyes on Jun 3, 2018 23:38:11 GMT -5
For Frank had but one goal: This episode was to be his masterpiece, his finest creation, his Empire of the Clouds, his Book of Thel, his Moby Dick, his-
"I just wanna give them some characterization, jeez, do the episode already!!!!" yelled Frank.
Don't order your narrator about! I will not accept this abuse!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 3, 2018 23:40:57 GMT -5
And so, Frank and that g went to go meet the neighbors, while Toz, Eyes and TGC started the conversation that would begin their plot
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