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Post by Eyes on Jan 20, 2017 23:18:04 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to...
The 3WSR Show! Toz, Frank, Tug, TGC, Alberto and Riley are sitting on a couch in a studio. Frank addresses the audience. "Hey guys, welcome to Season 2 of The 3WSR Show! This season we've got a lot of great stuff. But first off, we have some updates and other stuff to remind you what happened last season." Toz continues. "So TGC and Riley are having an affair, and I'm pissed off at them and everyone else. Tug and Alberto are looking to get more screentime. Frank wants to know what city we live in. EVERYONE wants to know what gender Riley is. And Diesel 11... well he ended up changing his name between S1 and S2 to '1,000 Eyes'. Don't ask me why." Tug: "I'm just calling him MIs." Toz: "If you've noticed, he isn't here right now. Let's see what he's up to, shall we?" A screen appears, and on it, a drunken Diesel 11 1,000 Eyes and a sexy drunken blonde are having sex. Eyes: "Wow that was amazi-" Frank: "Okay! Let's not go there!" *laughtrack* "BTW, I actually made a slight mistake in the season finale, D- I mean Eyes has a girlfriend named Nessie, as I believe you've all just seen in the nude." *laughtrack* Toz: "The f**ker." Riley: "Chill." Just then Eyes bounds in. "Sorry I'm late. We've worked it out so that we have a bigger budget this season, so every episode has its own theme song!" Frank: "Wait, what?" Frank: "And we're not getting sued for that?" Everyone But Frank: "So welcome to Season 2 of The 3WSR Show! Sit back, grab some vodka, and enjoy!" TGC looks up from his Gameboy. "Sorry, did I miss something?" *laughtrack* |
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 20, 2017 23:29:01 GMT -5
"But to make it absolutely clear, our iconic theme song will now be played over the credits, because we know how much you, the fans, still love it" Frank declared
(Thunderous applause from the audience)
"Now on with the show!" Toz said
Season 2: Episode 1- The people vs. Angelina Donarillo
Aunt Angie was just minding her own business when suddenly... her apartment was swarming with SWAT!
"Angelina Donarillo, you are under arrest!"
"What?! Why?" She said, shocked.
"Come on, did you honestly think everyone just forgot? You have 17 outstanding warrants against you! Also, an 18th for escaping from jail" the officer pointed out.
"All right, you can take me away, but not until I finish these meatballs" she said (laugh track)
(Cut to- the five friends in the apartment; the phone rings)
"Hello? Yes, MIs lives here. Ok, I'll tell him" Frank said. "Hey D... uh, MIs, your aunt is intertwined in the American Legal System" Frank called out. (laugh track)
"Tell she's on her own!" MIs shot back (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Jan 20, 2017 23:34:15 GMT -5
Aunt Angie told him he'd be her next victim if he didn't get his ass over there.
"Well damn. Alright, I'm coming, just give me an hour to work off this hangover."
"That's not gonna happen if you keep drinking that whiskey," said Frank. *laughtrack*
"Point taken," said Eyes as he took another swig. *laughtrack*
Back at the Aunt Angie's...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 20, 2017 23:45:25 GMT -5
She had been taken to the police station, was processed, and now was in jail awaiting trial.
"When do I get my lawyer?" She asked.
"The office of the Public Defender will send you an attorney in due time; don't know how that'll help though, the case against you is rather solid" the officer informed as she was locked in the cell.
"I was framed! You can't..." Aunt Angie began
"Oh, shut up! We've heard it all before" the officer interjected (laugh track)
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Post by Riley on Jan 21, 2017 0:16:23 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Tug was at home alone when Riley knocked on the door. Their iconic hair, eerily similar to Toz's, was hidden under a wet towel, and their clothes were also soaked. So was the suitcase they had at their side.
"Um, my house kind of flooded. Can I stay here with you?"
"Sure, I guess, if you don't mind sleeping on the couch and little to no privacy."
"I'll manage." Riley said through gritted teeth.
"How did your house flood anyway?"
"Long story short, TGC is never using my shower, or anything else belonging to me, again."
Riley walked in and angrily yanked the towel off their head, revealing something surprising.
"You cut your hair! Now you look more masculine."
"Especially since you have a five o'clock shadow... I knew it!" Frank yelled.
"Look, I'm wet, my boobs hurt, and I've had a miserable day, so shut up." Riley snapped in a rare moment of anger, marching into the bathroom.
"Did he say boobs?"
"But the five o'clock shadow..."
"Wait, Frank, the narrator said I was home alone..."
"Wait, we have a narrator?"
"Yeah, and it's a big name actor. The budget beef-up is working well."
Hey guys.
"Whoa!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 21, 2017 0:21:03 GMT -5
"Look, all five of us are home now, let's get that right. Except MIs is about to leave" Frank explained.
MIs emerged, wearing a suit. "Ok guys, going to see Aunt Angie in jail; not that there's anything I can do but whatever" he said as he went to leave.
"Good luck" Frank said as he went to read a book.
"You guys aren't coming with me?" MIs asked.
"No!" Everyone said at once. (laugh track)
"Fine" MIs sighed as he left and went down the stairs.
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Post by Eyes on Jan 21, 2017 0:26:07 GMT -5
Meanwhile...
BECAUSE WE HAVE A BIGGER BUDGET YAY
Eyes arrived at the jail and saw Aunt Angie.
"Wow, I didn't think I'd ever see you dressed up that nicely," she said.
"What can I say, madam," said MIs in a posh British accent.
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Post by Riley on Jan 21, 2017 0:28:01 GMT -5
"So, the legal system will keep him busy for a while, you can take his room." Frank said.
"Well, Toz and TGC just climbed out of the window in shame, so that's also open." Tug said. *laughtrack*
"I... I'll just take D11's room." Riley stuttered. They were very nervous around people they didn't know well, and they hadn't really interacted with Frank and Tug much.
"Did you have to say that out loud, narrator?"
I didn't say that, that was your internal monologue.
"This joke won't work verbally."
Cut it from the script.
"Hang on, this is a rough draft with writing on it? Where's the real script!?"
379,452 viewer faceplams later...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 21, 2017 0:31:08 GMT -5
"Ah yes, here we are" and the scene proceeded.
"Not interact much? I see you all the time when I go see Mr. Waldren at Waldtech, and there were all those times when it was up to you, me and Toz and to salvage an episode!" Frank pointed out (laugh track)
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Post by Riley on Jan 21, 2017 1:01:04 GMT -5
Suddenly an older man walked in.
"Oh, hello Jacob; what's up?" Frank asked.
"I'm here to remove this woman from the apartment. Your lease clearly stipulates that this is a five person apartment, and bringing her in here would violate the rules." Jacob informed.
"So?" Riley asked.
"Read my lips, I am the landlord, and I say YOU. CAN'T. LIVE. HERE." He fumed.
"So?" They said again.
"You leave now or I call the police" he said.
"Isn't this from season 1, episode 3?" Frank asked. "We had the exact same conversation about Aunt Angie. Same dialogue and everything!"
"Still. She has to go... that's a girl, right?"
"I don't think so..." *laughtrack*
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Post by Eyes on Jan 21, 2017 1:02:55 GMT -5
"And even if it was, what does that say about you? Huh? Are you sexist? Is that it? If you don't leave right now ima lawsuit your ass," said Toz.
"Uh, uh," the landlord stuttered.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 21, 2017 1:14:19 GMT -5
"Look, I'll consider him a guest for the time being, but your lease quite clearly states this is a five person apartment, remember that" Jacob said as he went to leave.
"seriously, what's there to get all worked up about? I mean, it's just until your place is back in order, right?" Frank asked Riley
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Post by Eyes on Jan 21, 2017 1:21:39 GMT -5
"'Course," said Toz bitterly, "you could just sleep in TGC's room, considering that the two of you are f***ing each other anyway." *laughtrack*
The phone rang. Frank picked it up.
"THAT'S RIGHT!" cried 1,000 Eyes on the other end. "NO ONE SLEEPS IN MY ROOM BUT ME (and my girlfriend)!!" *laughtrack*
"How in the name of all that is wonderful..." Frank started. *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 21, 2017 1:27:32 GMT -5
"Well, doesn't matter; good luck with your Aunt MIs" Frank answered.
"Thanks" And MIs hung up (cut to- MIs and Aunt Angie are sitting at a table with the Public Defender)
"So do you think you can get Aunt Angie off the hook?" MIs asked
"I may have only passed the Bar Exam seven months ago, but I feel confident in my abilities" The Public defender assured. (laugh track)
MIs and Aunt Angie face palmed, then asked "Well what about the prosecutor?"
"Oh, he's been in the business 24 years and hasn't lost a single case, why?" The Public Defender asked.
"We're screwed" Aunt Angie replied (laugh track)
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Post by Riley on Jan 21, 2017 1:29:54 GMT -5
"After he flooded my house and insulted my haircut? I'm not going to sleep in there." Riley snapped.
Toz suddenly beamed. "Excellent! I'm glad to hear it. You can have my room, I'll take the couch. Have you met our alien yet?" *laughtrack*
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Post by Eyes on Jan 21, 2017 1:30:04 GMT -5
"No, YOU'RE screwed! I have no obligation to you!" MIs stated
"Sit down." Aunt Angie replied sternly
"Yes ma'am." MIs said
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 21, 2017 1:37:11 GMT -5
"Anyway..." the Public defender replied. "I think we may have a shot at sentence leniency, but that's about it" The Public defender said.
"So you're saying I'm going to prison either way?" Aunt Angie asked.
"Afraid so" The Public Defender replied.
(bum bum BUUUMMM!!!)
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Post by Eyes on Jan 21, 2017 1:40:18 GMT -5
"But if we were able to figure out who framed me?" asked Aunt Angie.
"Hey yeah, didn't Tug and Frank open a detective agency once?" MIs pondered.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 21, 2017 1:46:33 GMT -5
"Wrong story universe" Frank whispered off screen
"Oh, sorry" MIs replied back (laugh track)
"So what can we do?" Aunt Angie asked.
"Guess the only thing we can do is try and figure out what really happened and set the record straight" The Public Defender said.
"Yea... right... what really happened" Aunt Angie said, laughing nervously.
MIs immediately saw this. "Aunt Angie, I swear if you actually committed any of these crimes I'm walking out that door right now" he said, even sterner than Aunt Angie had been previously.
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Post by Eyes on Jan 27, 2017 18:13:07 GMT -5
"For god's sake, Davis, if you dare walk out on your aunt...!!"
"Alright! Alright! I'll stay!" *laughtrack*
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