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Post by Toz76 on Apr 23, 2017 23:09:20 GMT -5
Meanwhile, TGC's day wasn't going much better.
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Post by Eyes on Apr 23, 2017 23:11:51 GMT -5
He was tired, hungry, and his boobs hurt.
"Hey!" said Riley. "That was my line from a few eps back!"
"Shoot," said TGC, "you're right."
*camera pan reveals Riley and TGC in bed together doing, erm, you know what*
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 23, 2017 23:15:37 GMT -5
"Wait, why are you in my bed? And why am I naked? GET OUT!"
TGC left in despair.
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Post by Eyes on Apr 23, 2017 23:20:22 GMT -5
"Why did Riley kick me out? I thought we were a thing." So we went to his accordion back at the apartment, began to play, and got kicked out by the landlord. *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 23, 2017 23:35:29 GMT -5
Then he shook his head.
"WHAT AM I DOING!? I'VE GOT TO GET TO MY NEW JOB!" He screamed. He frantically ran to his new house painting job.
"Mr. Halleck! Mr. Halleck! I'm sorry I'm late! But there was a... GAHH!!" He tripped, fell into the scaffolding, and some cans of paint fell on him. He was covered from buffer to boi... uh, head to toe in bright red paint. (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Apr 25, 2017 2:31:27 GMT -5
Suddenly Riley came running in. "My poor TGC! How could I have been so cruel!" She runs to hug me, but trips herself and lands in the paint and on top of TGC. *laughtrack*
*Toz gives me cold stares, Frank begins to think of how to pay me back for addressing Riley as a she*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 25, 2017 20:11:37 GMT -5
"Ow... I landed on my nuts" Riley said, his voice sounding slightly higher after landing on TGC.
"I KNEW IT! CONCLUSIVE PROOF!" Frank screamed off screen (laugh track)
"Can we move on before we have to resort to low brow humor again?" TGC said.
And indeed, we do.
Eyes was wandering around the city, unable to see anything because of the bucket on his head.
"Help me! For the love of God help me!" He screamed. But people were too busy laughing or filming him on smart phones to pay any heed (laugh track)
Then, some jerks ran up to him. "Hey, you know what will make this even funnier? Let's pants him!" they said (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Apr 25, 2017 20:14:26 GMT -5
They themselves were pantsed.
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Toz, meanwhile...
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 25, 2017 20:36:36 GMT -5
Was drowning his sorrows... in Sprite, because alcohol is dangerous. THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
Suddenly, he felt a hand on his shoulder. He whirled around to see the bartender.
"Hi, I'm Gracine Wallace, I'm the bartender here. I have to ask, what's with your hair?"
And a new recurring character was born.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 25, 2017 21:33:39 GMT -5
"I had a mix up with the barber, I was going for a change in hair color and, well, now I'm green haired" Toz said
Just then, a scream was heard in the back "don't serve the battered fish! They're six weeks past their expiration date!" A voice boomed
Toz looked down at his plate of fish and chips... and suddenly felt uncomfortable. (laugh track)
"GAAAHHH!!!" He screamed, running for the bathroom.
He got to the stall in time... but the toilet paper dispenser looked really wierd.
"What the... how do you use this thing?! In fact, where is it from?!" He yelled.
"Japan!" The manager replied (laugh track)
A few minutes later, after some business, and fighting with the dispenser... an annoyed Toz emerged from the bathroom covered in toilet paper.
"Wh...what happened?" Gracine asked
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 25, 2017 21:39:13 GMT -5
"Lame sitcom plot." Toz explained. (laughtrack)
"Here, let me get the toilet paper off of you... oh, it's soggy. How did that happen?"
"The bidet malfunctioned. Why would you install a bidet at a bar?" Toz asked.
"Because they're hygienic."
"Does this look hygienic to you?"
"...no, I supposed not." (laughtrack)
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Post by Eyes on Apr 25, 2017 21:51:22 GMT -5
Just then Eyes burst in.
"A shot of vodka on the double," he said.
"Um... we're kinda busy right now..." said Graciene.
"Do I look like I give a f*ck?"
"Wait what the hell happened to you?" asked Toz.
"SHUT UP AND GIMME SOME VODKA I NEED TO GET SOME ALCOHOL INTO MY SYSTEM OR I'M GONNA F***ING MURDER YOU!"
"May I have some ID first though?"
"HERE'S YOUR F***ING ID B*TCH"
~Ad break!~
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 25, 2017 21:55:29 GMT -5
"OUT!!" The bouncer screamed, and he chucked Eyes out of the bar for his rudeness.
"At least you're not like that guy" Gracine said, pointing out the window to the "strange bucket headed man" that just was tossed out
Eyes was struggling to get up, when suddenly A belt loop on his pants got stuck on a bit of fence.
"What the? Ahhggh!! I'm being mugged, help me!" He screamed. He was thrashing about until at last... his pants ripped off, remaining on the fence as he walked on (laugh track)
"Those pants... ripped a lot easier than they should have" Gracine pointed out.
"Eh, he got them at an outlet store" Toz shrugged, (laugh track)
Meanwhile, cops were getting reports of a "Pants-less, bucket headed lunatic annoying the citizens" and ordered to keep a look out. And when a pair of officers found him...
"Oy! You're under arrest!" One screamed as he pulled out and fired a taser (Laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Apr 25, 2017 21:57:37 GMT -5
"I'LL F***ING ARREST YOU!"
~Ad break!~
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 27, 2017 23:42:25 GMT -5
We cut back to our five crazy friends, just as they were at the beginning of the episode.
"No more random episodes! Let's get this over with!" Toz snapped.
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Post by Eyes on Apr 27, 2017 23:48:49 GMT -5
"Shush, you're the one who always takes the longest in the bathroom, it's your fault we're not onto Season 3 yet!" snapped Eyes.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 27, 2017 23:51:19 GMT -5
"Wait, what about Frank, and the rest of what happened?" TGC asked.
"Ugh, fine, we'll do it in montage form" Frank said.
A quick series of scenes reveals what happened to the rest of the guys. After being made bald, tug got into a fight with the barber, causing his shirt to get ripped and he was thrown out of the barber shop (laugh track)
TGC, soon after the red paint, ran away crying, embarrassed. But he passed through a science store along the way and had some trouble with a Tesla ball, causing his hair to stand on end. (laugh track)
And Frank, you ask? Well... he went to the hardware store to get some tools, and some jerk thinks its a good idea to throw a wrench... so Frank took it straight to the eye (laugh track)... and he stumbled back, into a trash can.
(back to present)
"To be honest... I don't think green is your color" Eyes said to toz (laugh track)
"You can't even see me through that bucket!" Toz pointed out (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 27, 2017 23:54:32 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'm gonna die it black now. It will fit with the edgier tone my character will take this season." Toz explained.
"Summer?" TGC asked, confused. (Laughtrack)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 28, 2017 0:06:33 GMT -5
"Say, Eyes... how are you going to get that bucket off?" Frank asked.
"Eh, I figure I'll wait till the end of the episode; when it will just come off next episode for no apparent reason and we act like it never happened" he said (laugh track)
"Makes sense to me" Frank shrugged.
"Boy, we sure did have one crazy afternoon, didn't we?" TGC said
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Post by Eyes on Apr 28, 2017 0:14:56 GMT -5
"Yeah, let's hope it happens... NEVER BEFORE! NEVER AGAIN!" And they all start singing Muppet songs and laugh like crazies. End of story.
The gang is at a party. Toz is drinking root beer, Tug is drinking saki, TGC is drinking fruit punch, Frank is drinking water, Riley is drinking Sprite, and Eyes is drinking every f*cking alcoholic beverage in the f*cking establishment. "Jesus man, if you continue you'll feel like sh*t tomorrow," Tug warned. "Haha, yeah right. MORE BEER!!" *Next morning* "OH GOD!" The 3WSR Show
"Wow, Eyes, you actually picked a good song this time." "Thanks, Frank." "One question though." "Yes?" "What the hell does it have to do with the episode?" Season 2, Episode 3
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