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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 25, 2017 2:01:52 GMT -5
(CUT TO: a few days later; the jury is deliberating)
"Man, this has got to be one of the strangest trials I've ever been too" Eyes said.
"Yea... we kept falling asleep so many times I wasn't sure what was a dream and what was the trial" Frank said (laugh track)
"Well, it's almost over now" Tug assured.
"Does this trial feel like it was rushed?" TGC asked.
"Of course, it's a sitcom" Frank pointed out (laugh track)
The jury came out...
"We the jury find Angelina Donarillo... guilty of all charges, and recommend she be sentenced to life in prison" the lead said.
"NOOOO!!!!!" She said in a dramatic slow motion scream.
"Does the accused have anything left to say?" The judge asked.
"NOOOO!!!!!" Angie said (laugh track)
"So, you don't have anything to s-"
"NOOOO!!!!!"
"Oh, well then what is it you want to-"
"NOOOO!!!!" (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Feb 25, 2017 2:05:41 GMT -5
"Hold on!" said the judge. "I'm still in charge here, and while I'm still in charge, I get to make the decisions. And I say, f*ck the jury, you're not guilty, I WANNA GO HOME AND HAVE SOME GIVE A GUY A F*CKING BREAK FOR CHRIST SAKE!"
So the friends and Aunt Angie found themselves outside.
"Wow..." said Toz.
"Is that even legal?" asked MIs.
"I doubt it," said Frank, "but I'll take anything to get out of there!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 25, 2017 2:10:35 GMT -5
(Cut to, the boys are back at home)
"I can't believe Aunt Angie was sent to prison so easily!" Frank said in shock (laugh track)
"I know! I still think the animal cage was a bit much though" Eyes said (laugh track)
"So... what happens to Aunt Angie now?" TGC asked
(The phone rings)
"Hello?" Eyes asked.
"Hello Davis"
"Aunt Angie?!" Eyes asked. (laugh track)
"Well, I do get a phone call, right? Well, I just wanted to let you know I'm having a wonderful time in prison; the dormitories are splendid!" Aunt Angie said.
"Wait, what?" Eyes asked, confused. "Aren't you in a big, bleak building with bars and cells?"
"Goodness no! It's like a home away from home here" Aunt Angie said.
Frank palmed his head. "Oh great, she's in Camp Cupcake!" (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Feb 25, 2017 2:12:45 GMT -5
"Well," said MIs, "all's well that ends well."
"So," said Toz. "Now what?"
There was a moment of silence....
"Oh yeah, I have a date with Nessie!" said MIs. "Catch you guys around!"
"Oh for f*cks sake..." said Toz.
*laughtrack; roll credits*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 25, 2017 2:15:24 GMT -5
Credits are interrupted
"HOOOLLLLD IT! This episode is not nearly long enough! Let's explore a totally unrelated subplot to stretch it out. Say Tug, how is Alberto?" Frank asked.
(laugh track)
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Post by Tug on Feb 25, 2017 2:17:41 GMT -5
"Oh um... he's in the Poker World Championships right now..." replied Tug
"Wait... WHAT??!!!" shouted everyone else *laughtrack*
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Post by Eyes on Feb 25, 2017 2:20:14 GMT -5
Well if it's not long enough, might as well see what MIs and Nessie are-
Toz: NO. *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 25, 2017 2:30:17 GMT -5
So they settled on a typcial Riley joke for the moment.
"Hey, has anyone seen my Lacoste polo shirts?" Riley asked.
"Wait a minute, they only make polo shirts for men... I KNEW IT!" Frank said. (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Feb 25, 2017 2:36:53 GMT -5
"Alright, this is getting nowhere," said TGC, "just end the fricking episode."
*RESUME CREDITS*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 13, 2017 21:22:22 GMT -5
Season 2, Episode 2: Five friends and One Crazy Afternoon
"It is often said that life has a way of throwing curveballs at you, and in this city... well, we learned to live with that because something weird happens every day" Frank said in a voice over.
We then see the five friends sitting at a table and laughing with each other. Eyes has a bucket stuck on his head and is missing his pants. Tug is bald and his shirt is ripped. Toz's hair is dyed green and he is covered in toilet paper. TGC is completely covered in red paint and his hair is standing up (i.e. static electricity). And Frank is covered in garbage and has a black eye.
"You're probably wondering how this happened? Well, it all started a few hours ago, it was a typical morning...
(Cut to title sequence)
They're-
"Woah Frank, hold up, that's our ending theme now, this episode gets the following opening..."
"Yea... this isn't working out... after this we're going back to the original theme" Frank said
(Thunderous applause from audience)
(CUT TO: Apartment, dining room)
"Morning everyone" Eyes said as he sat at the table with Tug, Toz and TGC.
"Ok, who wants what?" Frank called out from the kitchen, preparing the griddle.
"Make this quick Frank! I'm visiting Aunt Angie in prison today and my bus leaves in two hours... on second thought take as long as you want" Eyes said (laugh track)
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Post by Riley on Mar 18, 2017 23:30:01 GMT -5
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Tug answered it.
A lady donkey stood there. "Hee-haw!"
"Alberto's here, yes. I'll go get him."
Tug brought Alberto in, and the other Donkey promptly kicked him in the face and stormed out in a huff after yelling something about "child support".
"What was that!?" Tug asked.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 19, 2017 1:18:35 GMT -5
"Heehaw!" Alberto screamed
"What do you mean you made a mistake after drinking too much?!" Tug screamed (laugh track)
Some time later, everyone was out the door.
"Well, I'd better get to the bus stop; hopefully the bus already left" Eyes said (laugh track)
"And I'm off to the barber shop; I'm thinking about getting highlights for my hair" Toz said
"Me too, I could use a trim" Tug said.
"And I'm off to start my new job... I'm a house painter!" TGC said as he left
"And I'm off too... oh, no one cares' Frank sighed as he locked the door and left (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Mar 31, 2017 18:06:59 GMT -5
Eyes arrived at the bus stop. Luckily for him, it had already left. "Yay!" he said. "Now I can sit here a b*tch about buses leaving and stuff!  " (Dunno if I that was a typo or not Frank but that was hilarious.) |
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 31, 2017 18:14:29 GMT -5
(Not a typo; you really didn't want to visit Aunt Angie  ) "And I can't believe I won't be visiting Aunt Angie in prison today" he said, failing at faking sadness (laugh track) Just then, around that time, a janitor was carrying a bucket full of water, when he slipped. "Gah! Look out!" He called as the bucket flew through the air. Fortunately all the water fell out... but as for the bucket itself, it landed right on Eye's head. "Gah! Hey, who turned out the lights?! Get this thing off me!" He called out, but the bucket would not budge (laugh track) |
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Post by Eyes on Mar 31, 2017 18:21:46 GMT -5
And on a side note, it also splashed onto his eyes. *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 31, 2017 18:29:35 GMT -5
"GET THIS THING OFF ME!!" He screamed, but people just took out their smart phones and began recording (laugh track)
"Help me! Help me! Help... GAAAHHHH!!!!" Eyes was trying to get oriented... but ended up walking towards and falling down a flight of stairs (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Apr 1, 2017 1:01:18 GMT -5
Meanwhile at the barber shop, Toz was looking at all the hairstyles. "Hmm... these don't look half bad..."
"Excuse me sir, you're looking at an *adult magazine*."
"Oh sh*t!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 1, 2017 1:17:49 GMT -5
So after a while, Toz could not come to a decision. "You know what? Why don't we do something about the color? I could go for a change.
*One hour later
Toz was eager to see his new hair color.
"Well sir, I hope you like the choice you made" the barber said.
"Yes, I think a smart, clean color will suit me nicely" Toz said. The barber suddenly looked nervous. "What?" Toz asked.
"D-did you say smart and clean. I thought you said..." and he took the coverings off Toz's hair "...dark green"
"GAAAHHHH!!!" Toz screamed as he saw himself in the mirror (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on Apr 1, 2017 1:21:36 GMT -5
"Oh well, it's not that bad... WAIT DID YOUNSHAVE THE BACK OF MY HEAD?!"
"Um... yes..."
Toz lunged.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 1, 2017 1:30:35 GMT -5
Tug, who was also there for a haircut, was startled by this... and so was his barber, who dropped the razor, which fell on Tug's head, and he ended up bald.
"So, did you take a little off the top?" Tug asked.
"Well..." the barber said nervously, showing Tug the mirror.
"GAAAAHHH!!" He screamed (laugh track)
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