What do your foods REALLY think?

Toz76
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What do your foods REALLY think? Jun 17, 2016 22:21:15 GMT -5 Eyes likes this

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In this game, a small band of food has agreed to answer any questions you care to ask of them. NO EATING THE INTERVIEWEES! Here's the cast:

APPLE: A rage-filled everyman, in love with Pear.
PEAR: The supreme badgrass, in love with Apple.
BANANA: A cynical, self-absorbed fashion designer.
GRAPEFRUIT: The dumb one.
KIWI: An alarmingly obsessive artist with a dark side. In love with Cucumber.
MANGO: A skillful thespian and con artist, with uncertain allegiances and a mysterious agenda. Also flippin' hilarious.
CUCUMBER: A wizened natural leader with a mustache somehow. In love with Kiwi.
CELERY: A skilled military veteran who leads a veritable nation of acrobatic celery soldiers and has a "kill 'em all" approach to humans and raspberries. In love with Rosalina Asparagus, who sadly had to stay home.
CHEESE: The nerdy genius tactician and brilliant architect.
"FISH": Exposure to preservatives transformed this ordinary goldfish into a brilliant mastermind sympathetic to the food cause.
CANDY CANE: Helps Cucumber walk, wisecracks through life.
MARSHMELLOW: Celery's hat. Super cute I can't even

MORE TO COME???

"This is a story of Bronze, of Blood, and of Bone."
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frankthetriviaman God of 3WSR So it started as a Thomas game with me and Toz. But then came the Colormen... Posts: 8,492	What do your foods REALLY think? Jun 17, 2016 22:23:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 22:23:15 GMT -5 Apple: I see you hang out with cinnamon a lot; why do you two get along so well?
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Toz76 VEC Adminstrator Look at the third row of letters and tell me what you see If you can read this, you're too close Posts: 4,041 Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Gender Identity: Female Alignment: Chaotic Good Musical Preferences: Objectively bad music	What do your foods REALLY think? Jun 17, 2016 22:27:25 GMT -5 Eyes likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 22:27:25 GMT -5 APPLE: He sort of brings out my sweet side. PEAR: I thought I brought out your sweet side. APPLE: Go away, dear.
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Eyes Literary Mosaic Administrator Faster than the wind... Posts: 8,727 Sexual Orientation: Unbridled Gender Identity: Unconquered Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Musical Preferences: Metal	What do your foods REALLY think? Jun 17, 2016 22:31:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eyes on Jun 17, 2016 22:31:33 GMT -5 How was the move to this forum?
	Na na na, na na na na, na na na na, Hey Jude.

Toz76 VEC Adminstrator Look at the third row of letters and tell me what you see If you can read this, you're too close Posts: 4,041 Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Gender Identity: Female Alignment: Chaotic Good Musical Preferences: Objectively bad music	What do your foods REALLY think? Jun 17, 2016 22:46:11 GMT -5 Eyes likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 22:46:11 GMT -5 CHEESE: Bumpy. MARSHMELLOW: Uplifting! GRAPEFRUIT: Yes. APPLE: Psychologically scarring. MANGO: Magenta. KIWI: We moved through friggin' cyberspace. Nothing happened.
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Eyes Literary Mosaic Administrator Faster than the wind... Posts: 8,727 Sexual Orientation: Unbridled Gender Identity: Unconquered Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Musical Preferences: Metal	What do your foods REALLY think? Jun 17, 2016 22:47:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eyes on Jun 17, 2016 22:47:29 GMT -5 Before we continue, I'd just like to remind you: Don't f*** around with me. Or else.
	Na na na, na na na na, na na na na, Hey Jude.

Toz76 VEC Adminstrator Look at the third row of letters and tell me what you see If you can read this, you're too close Posts: 4,041 Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Gender Identity: Female Alignment: Chaotic Good Musical Preferences: Objectively bad music	What do your foods REALLY think? Jun 17, 2016 23:15:55 GMT -5 Eyes likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 23:15:55 GMT -5 CELERY: Same to you, human with strange taste in music.
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Toz76
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What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 1, 2016 19:40:18 GMT -5 Eyes likes this

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CHEESE PRESENTS: FOOD FACT FRIDAYS (IT IS FRIDAY, RIGHT?)

Today's fact: Banana's are actually technically considered berries, as well as a number of other suprising foods, such as tomatoes, potatoes, coconuts, pumpkins, grapes, and stone fruits. Interestingly strawberries and raspberries aren't considered berries either, but that didn't stop them from being key pieces of the Lingon-Marion Alliance of Berries during the Great Fruit Wars, which all of the above berries (except tomatoes) were banned from joining. This is what happens when you humans use silly things like "botany" rather than LOOKING AT THE FRIGGING NAMES!

JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHEN WE DISCUSS THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF DIFFERENT TYPES OF CHOCOLATE AND RAGE MORE ABOUT CONSUMABLES ON "FOOD FACT FRIDAY"!

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Eyes Literary Mosaic Administrator Faster than the wind... Posts: 8,727 Sexual Orientation: Unbridled Gender Identity: Unconquered Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Musical Preferences: Metal	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 1, 2016 21:18:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eyes on Jul 1, 2016 21:18:01 GMT -5 Bravo! Good show! Pass the kale!
	Na na na, na na na na, na na na na, Hey Jude.

Toz76 VEC Adminstrator Look at the third row of letters and tell me what you see If you can read this, you're too close Posts: 4,041 Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Gender Identity: Female Alignment: Chaotic Good Musical Preferences: Objectively bad music	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 1, 2016 22:16:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Toz76 on Jul 1, 2016 22:16:28 GMT -5 APPLE: Hey! The Great Kale Genocide is no laughing matter! Never before has one food group been singled out for consumption in such a thorough manner! Vegans and health nuts MUST BE STOPPED!
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Eyes Literary Mosaic Administrator Faster than the wind... Posts: 8,727 Sexual Orientation: Unbridled Gender Identity: Unconquered Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Musical Preferences: Metal	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:05:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eyes on Jul 2, 2016 9:05:49 GMT -5 Well... pass the popcorn and the chips, I don't care.
	Na na na, na na na na, na na na na, Hey Jude.

Toz76 VEC Adminstrator Look at the third row of letters and tell me what you see If you can read this, you're too close Posts: 4,041 Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Gender Identity: Female Alignment: Chaotic Good Musical Preferences: Objectively bad music	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:17:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Toz76 on Jul 2, 2016 9:17:59 GMT -5 CELERY: You better not eat them. They have families, children, hopes, dreams, and beliefs just like you.
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Eyes Literary Mosaic Administrator Faster than the wind... Posts: 8,727 Sexual Orientation: Unbridled Gender Identity: Unconquered Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Musical Preferences: Metal	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:21:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eyes on Jul 2, 2016 9:21:31 GMT -5 Okay, I'll spare them... but the gods demand a sacrifice nonetheless... picks up Celery and eats him
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frankthetriviaman God of 3WSR So it started as a Thomas game with me and Toz. But then came the Colormen... Posts: 8,492	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:24:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 2, 2016 9:24:25 GMT -5 So- does artichoke have the biggest heart out of all you guys?
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Toz76
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What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:24:56 GMT -5

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CELERY: *sticks a upright toothpick in your mouth so you can't close your mouth and just stab the top and bottom of your mouth every time you try to close it, then escapes your mouth* Kill him! Coat him in salsa, honey and syrup! Drop him into a grain silo! KILL! KILL! KILL!

"This is a story of Bronze, of Blood, and of Bone."
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Eyes Literary Mosaic Administrator Faster than the wind... Posts: 8,727 Sexual Orientation: Unbridled Gender Identity: Unconquered Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Musical Preferences: Metal	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:28:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eyes on Jul 2, 2016 9:28:06 GMT -5
	Na na na, na na na na, na na na na, Hey Jude.

Toz76 VEC Adminstrator Look at the third row of letters and tell me what you see If you can read this, you're too close Posts: 4,041 Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Gender Identity: Female Alignment: Chaotic Good Musical Preferences: Objectively bad music	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:30:08 GMT -5 Eyes likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Toz76 on Jul 2, 2016 9:30:08 GMT -5 ALL: Da sn*ck?
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Eyes Literary Mosaic Administrator Faster than the wind... Posts: 8,727 Sexual Orientation: Unbridled Gender Identity: Unconquered Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Musical Preferences: Metal	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:34:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eyes on Jul 2, 2016 9:34:29 GMT -5 BTW, did I ever tell you about the horror movie I came up with about a possessed serial killer pizza?
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Toz76 VEC Adminstrator Look at the third row of letters and tell me what you see If you can read this, you're too close Posts: 4,041 Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Gender Identity: Female Alignment: Chaotic Good Musical Preferences: Objectively bad music	What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:38:29 GMT -5 Eyes likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Toz76 on Jul 2, 2016 9:38:29 GMT -5 KIWI: Do you mean "Rosemary's Pastry"? Because that's the exact same plot...
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What do your foods REALLY think? Jul 2, 2016 9:45:49 GMT -5

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Post by Eyes on Jul 2, 2016 9:45:49 GMT -5

Uh, no. Mine's called Food Fright, about a serial killer whose blood leaks onto a pizza while it's baking.

(I'm serious though, this is a horror film that I did come up with, though it's so similar to Child's Play I'd probably get sued if it was a real thing.

)