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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 23:44:14 GMT -5
Apple, are you on good terms with Apple Pie?
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 28, 2016 23:56:06 GMT -5
APPLE: I feel sorry for the guy. He's been through a lot.
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Post by Eyes on Nov 29, 2016 0:04:14 GMT -5
Why? What happened to him?
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 29, 2016 0:09:41 GMT -5
APPLE: HE'S A MOTHER-EATIN' PIE!
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Post by Eyes on Nov 29, 2016 0:13:18 GMT -5
Any holidays you celebrate?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 1, 2016 23:55:43 GMT -5
APPLE: None that correspond to your human holidays. We have Flowering Plant Day and First Carnivore Day, but you don't have those. And we don't celebrate your ghastly food-based holidays... as a matter of fact, Halloween-Easter are when we're busiest. KIWI: We do celebrate Ramadan though. Any time when a quarter of the humans stop eating is cause for celebration.
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Post by Eyes on Dec 2, 2016 0:33:51 GMT -5
What gave you guys nightmares when you were younger, other than the thought of people eating you?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 2, 2016 15:36:13 GMT -5
APPLE: Knives, forks, spoons, plates, and Veggietales.
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Post by Eyes on Dec 2, 2016 16:46:26 GMT -5
Why does VeggieTales scare you? And is there anything that doesn't relate to being eaten that scares you?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 2, 2016 18:37:21 GMT -5
APPLE: Foods worshipping humans is a terrifying thought. BANANA: Well, I don't much like spiders...
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Post by Eyes on Dec 2, 2016 19:16:13 GMT -5
If you were destined to get eaten, it was ordained by fate, what you want to be eaten by?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 2, 2016 19:53:31 GMT -5
APPLE: I would kill myself before I let my flesh be nourishment for some ugly animal! ALL: YEAH!
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Post by Eyes on Dec 2, 2016 20:00:50 GMT -5
So you'd prefer to be eaten by yourself?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 2, 2016 23:05:42 GMT -5
APPLE: I wouldn't eat myself, I'd commit hara-kiri with a garbage disposal or something.
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Post by Eyes on Dec 11, 2016 1:41:43 GMT -5
Are there any foods that actually worship humans?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 11, 2016 20:56:13 GMT -5
APPLE: Sadly, yes. KIWI: VeggieTales. They disgust me. "Oh, let us praise this HUMAN WHO CREATED FOOD OUT OF THIN AIR JUST TO IMMEDIATELY DIE!" Or maybe he walked on wine or something, I'm not an expert.
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Post by Eyes on Dec 11, 2016 21:18:03 GMT -5
Any others that do too?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 11, 2016 23:15:11 GMT -5
APPLE: Can we talk about something less controversial, please?
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Post by Eyes on Dec 11, 2016 23:31:06 GMT -5
Nope. Controversy Is My Name. What the religion called? 'Humanism'?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 11, 2016 23:43:00 GMT -5
APPLE: If your diety is both omnipotent and omnipresent, can it leave a room? Because if it can, it isn't omnipresent, because it isn't everywhere, but if it can't leave a room because it's omnipresent, there's something it can't do, so it's not omnipotent. PEAR: Apple! Just because he's asking offensive questions about religion doesn't mean you should do the same! APPLE: TOO BAD!
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