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Post by Toz76 on Jul 2, 2016 9:49:05 GMT -5
MANGO: Food Fight is the name of the test reel for our movie! HOW COULD YOU!?
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Post by Eyes on Jul 2, 2016 9:51:57 GMT -5
Hey, there's an R in mine!
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 2, 2016 9:57:50 GMT -5
MARSHMELLOW: *in a heart-wrenchingly cute way* How could you? *sniff*
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 13:00:10 GMT -5
This is something I've wondered, how do you guys have sex?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 13:25:59 GMT -5
I'm just bringing forward my last question since it was run over- does Artichoke have the biggest heart of all you guys?
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 13:29:50 GMT -5
JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHEN WE DISCUSS THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF DIFFERENT TYPES OF CHOCOLATE AND RAGE MORE ABOUT CONSUMABLES ON "FOOD FACT FRIDAY"! Forget about this, you did. Also, now I wanna see Rosemary's Pastry.  |
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 13:34:57 GMT -5
No, we didn't miss it, it was just preempted by breaking news and never aired
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 13:36:10 GMT -5
Aha! Then that means it's high time it was finally given a showign!
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 28, 2016 17:39:39 GMT -5
This is something I've wondered, how do you guys have sex? APPLE: Sex? CHEESE: I believe he refers to classification of life based on genitals, or possibly to gender. APPLE: Ah, yes. We don't have genders. We're foods, not mammals. But when interacting with humans, we will sometimes use "he" or "she" to simplify things. MANGO: Or perhaps he was referring to the act known as "making love". APPLE: Ah... well, when a food and a food love each other very much, they go to a fertility clinic and have a hybrid food created, such as apple pears or chocolate covered strawberries. Not as disgusting as the human way of doing it... |
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 28, 2016 17:41:11 GMT -5
I'm just bringing forward my last question since it was run over- does Artichoke have the biggest heart of all you guys? APPLE: No one else really has a heart, so... yes? MANGO: We're all heartless killers! |
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 18:09:54 GMT -5
If I was to play some music loud enough, would it make you explode?
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 28, 2016 18:35:41 GMT -5
APPLE: Depends on the music.
BANANA: But we will hate you for it either way.
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 18:59:37 GMT -5
What happens when foods stay up too late?
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 28, 2016 19:07:21 GMT -5
APPLE: We don't need as much sleep as humans. So nothing really.
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 19:10:14 GMT -5
How much sleep do you need then?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 19:17:18 GMT -5
If a banana were to lose its peel, does the peel become its own being, or is it akin to taking off clothes?
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 28, 2016 19:18:48 GMT -5
CELERY: I knew it! He's trying to find our weakness and report it to the FDA!
KIWI: Not the Food Destruction Association!
CELERY: We'll tell you nothing, crouton crust!
APPLE: That's a bit harsh-
CELERY: SHUT UP!
GRAPEFRUIT: Pointed stick?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 19:19:57 GMT -5
*Awkwardly raises hand and attempts to repeat question
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 28, 2016 19:24:44 GMT -5
If a banana were to lose its peel, does the peel become its own being, or is it akin to taking off clothes? BANANA: Finally, one I can answer! *ahem* Food peels and wrappers are clothing. This is true not only for bananas, but for oranges and lemons, as an example. Since foods do not have a nudity taboo and don't need protection from the elements, it is purely for fashion and aesthetic purposes. I happen to run my own fashion line, Fruit de Salope, which- APPLE: Sorry to interrupt, but if I didn't cut her off there, she never would have finished. |
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 19:24:59 GMT -5
*Shoves Frank aside and laughs manically before stabbing a plantain*
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