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Post by Eyes on Oct 16, 2016 22:05:25 GMT -5
REAPER returns.
REAPER:
DIESEL 11: Your Boss said that I have been in purgatory long enough and can now return to the land of the living? Sweet.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 16, 2016 22:13:03 GMT -5
Reaper:
D-11: What do you mean there's been a delay?
Reaper:
D-11: my body? Lost? How do you lose a body!?
Reaper:
D-11: Well yes that does make sense, I suppose those are very big woods.
Reaper:
D-11: Why not? I could go for some ale right now.
......
(our HEROES have breached the gates)
Frank: MacGrady! Goldren! Thou art finished!
(MACGRADY and GOLDREN stand atop a balcony on the higher floor)
MacGrady: Thou can try, but thou art already dead! Guards, get him!
(our HEROES are suddenly surrounded by knights and begin fighting. Though outnumbered, it is clear they have the upper hand)
TGC: Your pitiful army is no match against my sacred blade!
Toz: What makes it sacred?
TGC: I know not; I inherited it from father
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 16, 2016 22:39:20 GMT -5
*They fight. All knights are soon defeated by out heroes*
GOLDREN: Fie! We must flee!
*McGrady shoots a crossbow bolt at Toz as he and Golden exit*
TOZ: A pox upon thee! I am struck!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 16, 2016 22:49:28 GMT -5
Tug: But Toz, aren't thou wearing armor?
Toz: He must have good aim. Go friends, make haste!
(TOZ lies on floor as other soldiers enter and aid him. Our heroes plus other soldiers pursue MACGRADY and GOLDREN)
(Our heroes emerge into a room with MacGrady and Goldren, on stage left, and proceed to fight. On stage right, D-11, once again surrounded by the red lights, and fallen soldiers from both sides, watch as the fight proceeds)
D-11: Looks like things are about to get interesting
Soldier: Can I have some popcorn?
D-11: Get your own!
Soldier: Come on, good sir, we are all equal in death after all
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Post by Eyes on Nov 8, 2016 20:23:48 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Like hell we are!
SOLDIER: How are we different in the afterlife?
DIESEL 11: Well for start I'm friends with the Reaper...
SOLDIER: WAIT WHAT?! *runs off screaming* THIS GUY IS A PSYCHO!! HE'S FRIENDS WITH THE REAPER!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 12, 2016 1:56:47 GMT -5
(enter REAPER)
Reaper:
D-11: What? No! I'm sorry, it was a slip of the tongue!
Reaper:
D-11: I know I was supposed to keep it secret, but I couldn't help myself.
Reaper:
D-11: Of course I value our friendship! but Why must it stay secret.
Reaper:
D-11: Oh, yes, of course. I remember all to well now.
Reaper:
D-11: What do you mean, you find the fact that I repeat all you say annoying?"
(Enter JULIANA)
D-11: Oh no! Don't tell me, was it Cholera?
Reaper:
D-11: A Lion? Where would she encounter a lion?
Juliana: Uh... where am I? (visibly scared)
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Post by Eyes on Nov 12, 2016 3:40:17 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Well babe, you're in the afterlife. Why choose the afterlife? Well, it's a lot better than heaven, hell, and the underworld for many reasons. For starters, you don't have to live in torment or act like a goody two shoes. Plus you can actually watch what is going on in the real world - you even get popcorn! And if you thought you were sexy when you were alive... well you just got upgraded 400%!
JULIANA: Okay... what?
DIESEL 11: Basically I'm trying to see if you'd like to go out with me sometime.
JULIANA: OMG WTF.
REAPER:
(EXIT D11/JULIANA/REAPER)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 12, 2016 13:05:39 GMT -5
(A slap is heard off screen, followed by D-11 screaming in pain)
(enter FRANK, TOZ, TGC and TUG; they have cornered MACGRADY and GOLDREN)
Frank: Thou has run out of places to run, give up, I say!
TGC: Our fallen friend shall be avenged now
TUG: Your appointments must be kept after all
MacGrady: D-11's kingdom is ours! It you who falls today!
(The six men begin fighting with swords)
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 12:47:08 GMT -5
FRANK: Thou shalt die!
MACGRADY: Nay, that shalt be thou!
SUDDENLY OUT OF THE COMES A PHOENIX ENVELOPED IN FLAMES, WITH LIGHT SHOOTING OUT ON ALL SIDES.
FRANK: Good heavens! What be that?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 14:01:17 GMT -5
MACGRADY: A Demon! Strike it down!"
(MACGRADY and GOLDREN begin striking at the Phoenix)
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 16:29:51 GMT -5
(The Phoenix ends up nearly incinerating them.)
MACGRADY: ARGH!
GOLDREN: THE PAIN! THE PAIN!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 21:30:49 GMT -5
(The Phoenix takes to the skies, and begins wiping out the invading army of MACGRADY and GOLDREN)
Frank: The phoenix is our friend! He comes forward to avenge the great king D11!
Tug: At last! Our dearly departed friend shall be avenged.
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 21:45:39 GMT -5
Once the armies were incinerated, the Phoenix came down and landed by the heroes. There it transformed into...
"DIESEL 11?!" cried the others.
"I got these cool powers in the Underworld. Aren't they sweet? Oh by the way, I'm back."
"How did you come back?"
"It's a long story... I think."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 21:47:46 GMT -5
MacGrady: Well, thou will not stay long
Goldren: Thou will die by our blades, for your kingdom is ours!
Frank: If anything thou should pay for forgetting the proper format!
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 21:55:52 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Let me handle this, guys.
Diesel 11 transforms into his phoenix form
MACGRADY and GOLDREN: Oh god!
They begin to run.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 22:05:03 GMT -5
A chase ensues, Until at last, they run through a door.
D11 in Phoenix form cannot fit, and finds himself stuck in the door.
MacGrady: We got him now!
MACGRADY and GOLDREN begin firing arrows at D11
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 23:41:26 GMT -5
Diesel 11 burns the door and the arrows and MacGrady and Goldren.
THE BAD GUYS: ARGH!!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 16, 2016 19:30:24 GMT -5
(MACGRADY and GOLDREN fall in battle. D11 resumes human form as OUR HEROES enter)
Frank: At last, the vile scum have been defeated.
Tug: Let peace return to your kingdom as you retake the throne.
(Enter the REAPER)
D11: Thanks again for these powers, they're unbelieveable!
Reaper:
D11: What? I must return? Why?
(REAPER shows signed document)
D11: (reading) And in exchange for the Phoenix, D11 shall...(mumbling)... 10,000 YEARS OF SERVITUDE?!
(D11 disappears before everyone's eyes; along with REAPER)
Frank: (confused) I do not understand, what has happened?
Tug: It would seem D11 had an appointment to keep
Toz: That or he has a thing for the underworld
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Post by Eyes on Mar 14, 2017 11:01:27 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Y'know, the name Diesel 11 doesn't really fit around here... so from now on I'll be 1,000 Eyes!
REAPER:
DIESEL 11: Well at least it's better than ' '!!
REAPER:
DIESEL 11: Oh be quiet.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 20, 2022 19:48:57 GMT -5
Act 2: Scene 2
Enter FRANK
FRANK: Alas, I think that we have lost the plot,
Our story has gone madly off the rails.
Our quest to mimic Shakespeare is for naught,
We did our best, but all to no avails.
My countenance is troubled at the lack
Of iambic pentameter within
It's hard to write unless you have the knack
But swounds, we should have tried to fit it in.
Perchance someday we will all try once more
To write a Shakespearian-style play
Viewing constraint as challenge, not as chore,
But alas, I fear today is not that day.
Thou must forgive me, this is all in jest,
Though it may suck, I know thee did thy best.
ENTER EYES
EYES: Yo, is that an actual f***ing poem?
A sonnet, no less! By jove! I'm impressed.
FRANK: Watch thy language, friend, Shakespeare curseth not,
At least not with the frequency thou do.
Eyes: I giveth not a flying f***
Frank: f*** you.
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