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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 6, 2016 22:55:02 GMT -5
Wait, what? No, he wasn't a noble, he was old scholar. And didn't we say the plot was about saving the Duke of Randow from the curse?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 6, 2016 22:59:05 GMT -5
Ah, but me lad, people, wilt they not do anything for a plot twist? Just roll with it, bro.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 6, 2016 23:10:30 GMT -5
(Enter FRANK onto center stage; sword drawn and looking very frustrated)
Frank: The old MacDermont played us for fools. He thought a wild goose chase would keep us from saving Duke Randow, but hath forgotten several things. Nay, I cannot list them all, lest I bore the audience before me, but the largest of all is he is but an old man, and I be young and able to wield a sword. He shall be the gentleman who paints it red
(ENTER TGC, Toz, D-11 and Tug)
Tug: Goodness Frank, that doth seem harsh.
Frank: The vermin gets what he deserves; come all to MacDermont's shop
(ENTER MacDermont; the scene reveals MacDermont's shop again)
Frank: Though are dirtier than a happy pig in the pen; you dare send us on a goose chase when a poor man dies!?
MacDermont: Alas, the hag has me caught; for do to oath, fight against her I cannot.
Frank: (to audience) Continuity, thy is stronger than any force. (To MacDermont) You soil this world with your rotten self (Group draws swords, points at MacDermont)
D-11: This is for my friend Randow; you shall die, swine.
(MacDermont tries to reach for a weapon, realizes there is none. FRANK, TOZ, TGC, D-11 and TUG charge MacDermont)
(Just role with it D-11; I could only think of what to work with what was written so far; not what you wrote in the description)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 6, 2016 23:15:07 GMT -5
However, before they could fight, Frank felt a stabbing pain in his shoulder, and as Diesel 11 drew his sword out the blood came forth, and he fell.
DIESEL 11: That is for murdering my sister, you bastard.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 6, 2016 23:23:08 GMT -5
Frank: You clueless oaf, I murdered no one! Especially no woman! You have mistaken me for another man!
D-11: But if you did not kill my sister, than who.. gah!
(Arrow hits D-11 in the back as he falls to the ground. Enter BYRON)
Byron: It twas I, cousin! With thy sister and thou gone, when my army reclaims the throne, it shall be mine!
(Next to this confrontation, TGC, TOZ and TUG have MacDermont up against wall)
Toz: Treachery is death in my family's house
Tug: My blade does not take kindly to deception
TGC: And I'm here to make sure thou doesn't run away.
D-11: You swine, Byron! I should've known t'was thou who slain my sister!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 6, 2016 23:26:43 GMT -5
Just then, TheBlazingRailway drops out of the sky and onto the trio, knocking them down and allowing MacDermont to get away.
TOZ: Why you good for nothing bi- JULIANA: WHAT WAS THAT?! TOZ: N-nothing, my fair lady...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 6, 2016 23:31:31 GMT -5
Frank: What is this utter nonsense of a twist? Where did that woman fall, for this store is but one floor!
Juliana: I could tell thou, but thou art about to die.
Frank: This is but a simple flesh would. This however, is not
(FRANK tosses potion at JULIANA. JULIANA Passes out in slumber, as ALL but D-11 and Byron get back together)
Tug: the old man can't run, we shall make chase and catch him!
TGC: MacDermont has an appointment to keep, let us not keep his host waiting (Exit all but D-11 and BYRON)
Byron: Now cousin, the throne is mine!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 6, 2016 23:36:58 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Nay, that it is not! BYRON: Oh, but it is! (Byron swings sword) BYRON: Prepare to die! DIESEL 11: F**king sh*t, how in the name of hell did you become so power hungry? BYRON: It runs in the family. As does our tendency of cursing. F**k you, asshole! (Diesel 11 runs his sword through Byron) DIESEL 11: F**k YOU, asshole!
EXIT DIESEL 11
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 6, 2016 23:48:58 GMT -5
(Stage is empty. Shouting is heard off stage)
Toz: Come now MacDermont, we are only trying to help you
Tug: Yes, you have an important appointment to keep
TGC: You don't want to keep your host waiting, do you
(Enter MACDERMONT; He runs in, and trips; a crack is heard as he holds his foot in pain. Enter FRANK, TOZ, TGC, and TUG, who surround the crippled MACDERMONT)
Frank: What's the matter, got Achilles in the heel, do you?
Toz: This time, there is no escape
(the four draw swords and prepare to thrust)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 6, 2016 23:53:20 GMT -5
JULIANA: Wait! I beseech thee, kind gentlemen. I beg thee not to kill my father. ALL: YOUR FATHER?!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 6, 2016 23:59:56 GMT -5
Juliana: Yes, my father!
Tug: I apologize for this untimely fate, but unfortunately, your father has an appointment, and we must help him keep it.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 7, 2016 0:03:14 GMT -5
JULIANA: No, NO!! *Slash* MacDermont groans and dies, and Julianna bends over him in tears. JULIANA: You children of scum! are not thou men? How canst thou not listen to a lady, and turn your backs on her?
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 7, 2016 0:09:29 GMT -5
Toz: Quite right! (Turns and begins fighting his companions.) Frank: Traitor! (They fight, all others look on)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 7, 2016 0:10:46 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**kers! TOZ: IN THE NAME OF HELL, STOP SAYING THAT!!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 7, 2016 0:16:00 GMT -5
Frank: Wait a minute, wait a minute! (all stop fighting) Are not we all the good men here? What is it we fight over? We took our revenge against this swine, and that is the end
(MACDERMONT moves, miraculously alive)
MacDermont: Even if thou taken me down, the others will not stop. For they will continue our work to subjugate the peasants.
Juliana: Father?! What is this terrible deed you speak of?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 7, 2016 0:19:16 GMT -5
MacDermont: It does not concern you, my dear. You as a noblewoman will help us eventually, but now is... JULIANA: Supressing peasents? But that means... MACDERMONT: Wait a minute, don't tell me...
DIESEL 11: She fell in love with a peasant And that is not so pleasant For our friend MacDermont
For you see, he doth hate them He wants to subjugate them And I can't think of a word that rhymes...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 7, 2016 0:34:41 GMT -5
Frank: Oh, how I cannot understand the lack of direction for which we will go. Do what you want, but I must save the Duke of Randow! (exit Frank)
TGC: Well, I suppose that leaves the four of us to stop this plot
Tug: uh... three?
(Indicates D-11, lying still on the ground with the arrow in him. The three solemnly look at him, close his eyes, put coins over them, cover his body with a cloth, place flowers over the covered body, then proceed to burn incense)
Toz: He was a good man, his sacrifice shall not be in vain.
(D-11 suddenly shoots up, coughing hysterically from the incense)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 7, 2016 0:38:55 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Goddamn it, haven't you heard of a thing called a PULSE?! ALL: What?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 8, 2016 16:53:32 GMT -5
D-11: A pulse, tis how one knows of life
(Others look at him in shock)
Toz: What is this pulse thou speaks of? It is a balance of the humors that shows life or death! Unless...
Toz, Tug and TGC: Witch! Witch! Burn the witch!
(all go after D-11)
D-11: What?! Doth thou know proper medicine and body?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 8, 2016 17:29:34 GMT -5
Sorry Frank, I'm confused. Did I say "burn the witch" with them when they called me a witch or did I just totally read it wrong?
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