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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 8, 2016 18:11:18 GMT -5
Sorry, typo. it's fixed now. Now back to the story
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Post by Eyes on Sept 8, 2016 19:40:19 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Stop! Stay where you are!
OTHERS: Though shalt die, heretic!
DIESEL 11: Hmm, well actually, today seems like a good day to DIE HARD, MOTHERF**KERS!!
*Kicks them in the heads*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 8, 2016 19:54:15 GMT -5
Narrator: and so the four former friends began to fight, with blows being exchanged, until D-11 lost his footing at just the wrong moment, for he failed to realize they were alongside the white cliffs which overlook the sea.
(The four keep fighting; the ledge of the cliff is in sight)
TGC: Sample my blade, foul beast!"
Toz: I am too confused to understand this plot anymore, so I fight you because you decided to!
Tug: Your fate is sealed, beast!
D-11: Thou art fools! You think thou hast me cornered, but thou shall fall long before I!
(a thrust from TOZ makes D-11 jump back to dodge; but he winds up falling over the cliff)
TGC: It seems he fell before us
Toz: Should we go and help him
Tug: Nay; we shall not. He has an appointment to keep after all
(Exit ALL; scene then shifts to ocean below. enter D-11)
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Post by Eyes on Sept 8, 2016 19:56:53 GMT -5
Or rather his soul. Now dead, he puts on sunglasses as he rises to the heavens and says one thing:
DIESEL 11: I'LL BE BACK.
BAM! Even heaven can't hold him!
DIESEL 11 reappears in front of the group.
DIESEL 11: You weren't thinking of leaving me behind, now were you?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 8, 2016 20:00:38 GMT -5
Toz: That depends, are you ready to stop fighting us and work with us?
D-11: Yes, for my time in limbo made me realize the importance of being honest, reserved, humble, friendly, and mild mannered.
(ALL stare at D-11 in shock and confusion)
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Post by Eyes on Sept 8, 2016 20:02:29 GMT -5
*Mild mannered DIESEL 11 bolts into a cave, and out bursts...*
DIESEL 11: DIESEL 5000 XL!!
TOZ: Dude, seriously?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 8, 2016 20:09:05 GMT -5
Tug: I am now very confused; just what do you want to accomplish?
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Post by Eyes on Sept 8, 2016 20:11:39 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Umm...
MEANWHILE, IN A DARK, DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE ANCIENT WORLD THAT THIS THING IS TAKING PLACE IN, JULIANNA WAS DOING SOMETHING!
JULIANNA: That was surely the worst introduction thou couldest have given mine subplot.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 8, 2016 20:17:31 GMT -5
(JULIANA is shown wielding a dagger, creeping up behind a shadowy figure)
Juliana: My dagger, here is thy sheath! (Plunges dagger into the shadowy figure, who subsequently falls down)
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Post by Eyes on Sept 8, 2016 20:21:18 GMT -5
WELLSWORTH: Ow...
JULIANNA: Oops, sorry Andy.
ANDY: Yeah... can we go to a doctor or something, I think I'm dying...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 8, 2016 20:25:38 GMT -5
Juliana: What is this trickery? For I was told of an awful man that would lurk in the shadows of this alley, preying on the week like they were innocent rabbits upon the plain.
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Post by Eyes on Sept 8, 2016 20:29:47 GMT -5
ANDY: Just get me to a doctor. I'll explain laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
JULIANA: OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD!!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 8, 2016 20:34:02 GMT -5
(EXIT JULIANA and ANDY, to get a doctor)
(ENTER MACGRADY and GOLDREN, sitting at a table)
Macgrady: So, cousin Byron has fallen, and cousin David is no where to be found
Goldren: A power vacuum now exists. When we march upon their former kingdom, we shall take our rightful place upon the throne.
Macgrady: Uncle cheated us of our birthright when he birthed a son of his own, and after father's untimely death, our time to rise has come.
Goldren: Our army is 10,000 strong and ready to march. The kingdom will be ours
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Post by Eyes on Sept 8, 2016 20:36:26 GMT -5
EXIT MACGRADY and GOLDREN
ENTER our HEROES
DIESEL 11: By gad, where is that Duke?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 8, 2016 20:39:35 GMT -5
Toz: I would imagine he is at the castle Randow, where he lives
Tug: He is your friend; I am surprised you did nor rememeber
(Do I need to edit my post in the noir film? Seems you couldn't think of a reply there, sorry about that_
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Post by Eyes on Sept 8, 2016 20:42:15 GMT -5
(Nah, I'm gonna let someone else join in is all.)
DIESEL 11: Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.
TOZ: Anything we need to know about him, by the way?
DIESEL 11: He is one of the few noblemen not a part of the league that wants to suppress the peasants.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 13, 2016 23:02:55 GMT -5
TUG: Well, be off we must! To find the cure for his ailment, we shall!
(enter FRANK)
Frank: Ah, focusing on the original quest at hand, at last I can not be confused! Away we must to the Duke's castle, for he must be helped.
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Post by Eyes on Sept 14, 2016 1:05:51 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Exactly! The Duke of Sodor's castle!
FRANK: What?
DIESEL 11: That would never suit His Grace!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 25, 2016 1:04:11 GMT -5
FRANK: Art thou daft, old man? It is you friend the Duke of Randow we must help!
D-11: Ah yes, now I rem... wait, did thou call me old man?
Frank: Well thy hair is white like the snows of winter...
D-11: And how old does thou think I be?
Frank: Uh...
(Man, I'm running out of ideas, aren't I?)
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Post by Eyes on Sept 25, 2016 7:22:26 GMT -5
DIESEL 11: Hey, look pal... NO ONE CALLS ME OLD.
'Tis needless to say, but Frank runneth away.
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