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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 25, 2017 22:20:21 GMT -5
Medieval forest.
(six months later)
Our band of adventurers start anew, with a time skip of large enough size to justify not having to account for absolutely everything from the past in order to proceed to the future.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 25, 2017 22:35:28 GMT -5
Toz, the team mage, had become super OP over the past six months. He know had mass teleportation, levitation, advanced potion making skills, and the ability to level vast armies single-handedly. So he used his powers in the most noble, selfless way possible... picking up chicks for the entire group at a tavern.
"Say, ma'am, my friend Tug is a level 14 thief... I'm sure he'd love to hold a dagger to your throat, if you know what I mean."
"Hey miss, my friend Frank is a mechanical genius. Perhaps he could, *ahem*, pump your pistons?"
"Excuse me, milady, but do you know TGC? He could really refill your goblet, as they say."
"Oi, woman. This bloke Eyes has the hots for you."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 25, 2017 22:48:18 GMT -5
"How is he pulling that off with only level three charisma?" Frank asked incredulously.
"Well he's wearing both the ring of the smooth talker and the bangle of suave. Combine those with his XP buff towards his non-combatant skills and..."
"All right I get it! I get it! He may be charismatic, but does he have access into... hammerspace!" Frank said as he pulled out 7 anvils.
"HOW do you carry all those?!" TGC asked, shocked.
"That's for me to know and you to find out" Frank quipped.
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Post by Eyes on Jul 26, 2017 12:43:01 GMT -5
"Now then, I think it's time to STOP.
HAMMERTIME."
"Huh?" said Tug, before Frank hit him over the head with an anvil.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 15, 2017 13:23:24 GMT -5
After getting passed that bit of nonsense, our heroes settled into the Inn for the night; sitting at a table as they figured out where there next adventure will take them.
"So there's this quest that involves retrieving a splinter from a giant's bloodstream..." Toz began
"Wrong game" Frank pointed out.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 16, 2017 0:31:06 GMT -5
"We could rescue a princess." Tug suggestion.
"We could find a lost prince." Toz countered.
Suddenly, a town crier ran in with an exclamation point above his head. "Help! The king's... child... Rileius has vanished!"
"Really?" TGC asked.
"At least now we have a clear goal." Eyes countered.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 16, 2017 14:02:25 GMT -5
"Wait, now he/she is in this universe?" Frank asked
"Shh..." Toz quickly said. The next day, the adventurers prepared to depart. Frank laid out the course for the adventure, so that they knew what they were doing and they would not stall from ideas.
"To find Rileus, we must proceed down the following path" Frank said as he pulled out the map.
"First, we shall search for the child in the Forest of Damnation. Then, we shall proceed to the Swamp of Fear. Next, we shall rent a boat and sail the Sea of 1,000 Tragedies. Once we have docked, we shall continue our search in Soulcrusher City, then proceed to the Desert of Hopelessness. From there, we shall make our way to the Plains of Danger, then onto the Mountains of Neverending Suffering, before finally arriving at the Castle of Imprisoned Captives. So, any questions?" Frank asked.
"Yea... can we go to places with less scary names?" TGC said as he, Toz, Eyes and Tug were all shivering in terror at the prospect of going to these places.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 18, 2018 18:24:58 GMT -5
"No, we must sally forth! For this is our destiny. Besides, how scary can it be?" Frank asked.
The band of five began their journey through the forest of damnation when suddenly... a roc swooped down from above and snatched TGC!
"Ahh!! Help me!" He screamed as he was carried away. But it was all in vain... their arrows and magic could not get far enough, and Toz, Tug, Eyes and Frank all gathered around the fire to mourn the loss of their friend
*It may be lazy, but perhaps we really shouldn't write too much about TGC if he's not here... it's not very respectful
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Post by Admin on Apr 4, 2018 20:25:28 GMT -5
Well at least find a way to kill me off that isn't so lame
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 4, 2018 21:46:46 GMT -5
I didn't know what was going to happen; maybe you'd come back, maybe we'd work with this; I don't know
This game has been hard to start as of late; maybe we'll just ignore it
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Post by Eyes on Jun 19, 2018 0:03:24 GMT -5
WELL WE GOTTA RESPECT EX-HEAD'S WISHES!!
Diesel, that sexy maniac, decided that it was a good time to offer THE GODS a sacrifice, so he therefore smote The Guys Cast and let his blood run forth, then shove his hand through the ribs and ripped out his heart.
And THE GODS were pleased; and they rewarded him with naught.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 19, 2018 0:33:20 GMT -5
"What just happened?" Frank asked, confused.
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Post by Eyes on Jun 19, 2018 0:43:21 GMT -5
The world may never know.
Hi, I'm the Narrator, and I wish to inform you that your admin's beloved games are living hell. I've decided to write an autobiography on it. Are you hyped?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 19, 2018 0:47:31 GMT -5
"that's not what this is about! Do we need to reboot again?" Frank asked as realization dawned
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Post by Eyes on Jun 19, 2018 0:57:00 GMT -5
Jeez man, I wanna have a life too. I don't just want to remain a voice for the rest of my life. Take pity man!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 19, 2018 11:06:43 GMT -5
"It looks like I have no choice" Frank said with a sigh. He went up to a wall, opened a secret hatch, and there was a big red button that said "REBOOT" under it.
"I only hope we don't get the Teen Titans Go treatment" he said as he mentally prepared himself to push the button.
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Post by Eyes on Jun 20, 2018 19:42:18 GMT -5
Just then all went black.
Frank awake in a dark, cavernous, underground abyss. He looked around him. There stood Toz, Tug, and Eyes.
"We do not push the reboot button..." said Tug menacingly, and he lifted a sharp tool and cracked it over Frank's head...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 20, 2018 19:58:51 GMT -5
Because the sharp metal part fell off, so frank was hit over the head with the brittle wooden handle, which broke.
"It really did crack over his head" Tug mused
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Post by Eyes on Jun 21, 2018 0:20:02 GMT -5
“So uh what do we do with the body?” asked Eyes.
“I thought you knew,” said Toz.
“Well I guess I’ve forgotten.”
“Ok, so I hear the best thing to do is cut up a person into six pieces and pile it all together. Then I hear the best thing to do is to feed it to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like carny to a pisshead. They will go through a body the weighs 200 lbs. in about six minutes. They will go through bone like butter. Hence they expression, ‘As greedy as a pig!’”
“Alright, you get the pigs. I’ll hold him and you chop him up, Tug.”
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 21, 2018 0:22:33 GMT -5
"Oh for goodness sake... corruption purge!" Frank screamed as the evil influencing his allies was dissipated. Tug and the others came to their senses
"Frank we are so sorry; we have no idea what came over us" tug said.
"But who was controlling us?" Eyes asked.
"We have a new quest!" Frank declared
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