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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 1, 2016 22:34:29 GMT -5
The guy with the short blonde hair began singing, and Frank was annoyed "oh come on! Why didn't I get the guy with the sword? Or at least the short guy with the daggers?"
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Post by Eyes on Mar 2, 2016 9:31:54 GMT -5
Did you say, 'The Guy With The Short Blond Hair'?! That sounds like...  Rob Halford from Judas Priest!  |
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 14, 2016 17:59:17 GMT -5
"What's heavy metal?" Frank said as the anachronism was referenced.
"This!" and suddenly a mace was swung at Frank
"Aw crud" Frank said as the inevitable was a few seconds away.
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Post by Eyes on Mar 14, 2016 20:28:18 GMT -5
Exactly!
In the night, come to me. You know I want a Touch of Evil!
In the night, please set me free. I can't resist a Touch of Evil!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 15, 2016 21:13:36 GMT -5
Suddenly, some men in suits came in and took the radio away.
"This is medieval times; get right!" the irritated man said as they left
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 8, 2016 23:49:18 GMT -5
Frank was sitting at a table, having a drink and reading a book.
"Oh, there you are writer of this world; have you returned to write more of our daring adventures?" he asked.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 9, 2016 14:09:24 GMT -5
Indeed I have Frank, nice to see you.
We join our heroes attacking the great fortress of Gloib!
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Post by Eyes on Apr 9, 2016 14:16:09 GMT -5
"ATTACK!!"
"ARGH! MY HEAD!!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 9, 2016 15:06:18 GMT -5
"I took an arrow!" Frank said as it phased into non existence... and Frank was totally fine; except a green bar appeared over his head, which turned a bit red.
"Oh that's right; health bar based combat" Frank remembered as a "-13" appeared over his head
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 9, 2016 15:09:19 GMT -5
"I need to deal 5000 more damage to this wall, but I've used up my fireballs and I'm saving the lightning for when we get inside!" Toz yelled; glancing at the damage bar above the castle wall. "Help!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 9, 2016 15:12:16 GMT -5
"Don't worry; I've got lvl 50 inventory, so I practically have access to hammerspace!" Frank said as he pulled out... a trebuchet catapult!
"How did that fit in your pockets!?" toz screamed.
"It's a resident Evil 4-type inventory; you can fit anything in there if you know how to arrange stuff" frank smirked as he set it up.
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Post by Eyes on Apr 9, 2016 15:13:16 GMT -5
Help!
I need somebody.
Help!
Not just anybody.
Help!
You know I need someone.
Help!
(If you haven't noticed yet, Diesel 11 is only here to give references to songs.)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 21, 2016 10:30:34 GMT -5
"Forget the songs and continue the attack!" Frank said.
The catapults fired and hit the wall; more of the green turned red.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 8, 2016 23:20:49 GMT -5
Toz landed a critical kill on one of the archers. "Nice! XP! Now, what to spend it on? Health, power, speed, or armor?"
"Power is what we need right now!"
"Are you sure? I really don't have much health!"
"I'm sure! Do it!"
"All right..." So Toz upgraded his power and opened fire on the wall.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 8, 2016 23:46:19 GMT -5
"Hey no fair! I gotta wait until the battle ends to get my xp!" Frank said in frustration.
Just then, one boulder went too high... and struck the mysterious floating green bar! It fell out of the sky, landed on the wall, crushed it, and completely went to red before disappearing.
"Well... that was weird" Frank said in confusion.
"FRANK gained 7834 XP. LVL up! A voice said.
"Awesome! I'm leveling up my defense" Frank said happily.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 1, 2016 23:40:59 GMT -5
With the wall down, our heroes stormed the castle and quickly overwhelmed the enemy force.
"Quick, spread out and find loot! But we need to hurry! When the Ogianites find out we destroyed Gloib, they'll be quick to retaliate, so fill your inventory and meet in the main hall!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 1, 2016 23:56:18 GMT -5
Our heroes quickly spread out and searched every nook of the castle.
Frank found a stockpile:
IRON X 17
COPPER X 25
LEAD x 10
ROPE X 30
COTTON SHIRT X 2
GOLD X 450
SILVER X 575
BURLAP SACK X 6
SHOES X 4
COAL X 30
GLASS X 22
CHICKEN EGG X 5
BUTTER X 6
SCARF X 2
WOOD X 60
"Sweet! Hey guys! Come check this out!" Frank called
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 5, 2016 11:05:09 GMT -5
The group put all their inventories in a pile and decided to redistribute.
IRON X 65
COPPER X 50
LEAD X 15
ROPE X 50
STONE X 96
PAPER X 37
COTTON SHIRT X 2
CHEST PLATE X 1
MAIL SHIRT X 1
WIZARDS ROBE X1
MAIL LEGGINGS X3
SHOES X 4
BURLAP SACK X 11
GOLD X 1000
SILVER X 1500
EMERALDS 1
COAL X 50
GLASS X 30
CHICKEN EGG X 5
APPLE X 10
BEEF X 12
BUTTER X 6
SCARF X 2
WOOD X 100
"There's not enough armor for all of us." Toz noted.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 5, 2016 11:39:14 GMT -5
"I'm sure we can use the iron to forge more armor" Frank suggested.
"But I'm only level 14 smithing!" Tug said.
"Well I'm level 22" Toz bragged
What about you Frank?" Toz asked.
"Uh...." Frank paused.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 5, 2016 11:46:26 GMT -5
"Level 1..."
Everyone stared at him.
"I figured it would be a safe dump skill!"
"Dude, everyone knows you should dump fishing." Toz said.
"Please. You should dump charisma." D11 argued.
"No, you dump mining!" TGC argued.
"Well, my dump skill was using Microsoft Word, so, I'm a pro." Tug said.
"Hold up! That's not fair! Microsoft Word isn't in this universe yet!"
"Too bad!"
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