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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 5, 2016 12:19:40 GMT -5
"I've been extremely lucky with my looting though! Since I've been getting so much from abandoned places and dead bodies, smithing seemed moot" Frank pointed out.
"Ah yes, classic medieval world values. Perfectly ok to loot the dead" tug pointed out.
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 27, 2016 0:33:56 GMT -5
"Their bodies just disappear, leaving only the stuff they were carrying. So it's not really looting corpses." Toz argued.
"But wait, where do the bodies go?"
Everyone stared at each other. "Whoa..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 27, 2016 0:59:57 GMT -5
"I always thought they became one with the force" TGC pointed out.
"Wrong universe" Frank whispered.
"Oh, sorry" TGC quickly replied.
"So... any ideas for the loot? I know what I'm doing" Frank said as he took an apple.
*FRANK ate 1 APPLE and gained 15 HP
"I still don't get the whole "eating normal food heals us thing" in this part of the world" D11 asked.
"I always figured that we just had fast metabolisms" Frank shrugged
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Post by Eyes on Nov 27, 2016 1:20:56 GMT -5
"Oh."
(Off screen, Diesel 11 just remembered that this wasn't the Shakespeare game, and that he was alive and well here.
"Oh," he thought. "Oh.")
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 27, 2016 2:10:36 GMT -5
"Anyway, what do we do for our next move?" Frank asked.
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 12:45:28 GMT -5
"We eat lunch."
"What? Here?" said Frank, speechless.
"Hey, I'm hungry!" said Diesel 11.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 20:43:39 GMT -5
"Well, we have a good deal of food from our loot... let's get a fire going!" Frank suggest.
FRANK uses 10 WOOD to BUILD FIRE. FRANK succeeds. FRANK cooks 1 BEEF on fire.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 16, 2016 19:15:09 GMT -5
"Come on Frank! You've got to cook more than that!" D11 complained
"I can do this fast or I can do this right! My cooking skill is only level 19!" Frank shouted
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 18, 2017 14:09:39 GMT -5
"Wait a minute! This is a medieval parody, not an RPG parody!" Toz yelled frantically.
"Oh yeah..."
So anyway, our heroes decided to...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 18, 2017 14:35:24 GMT -5
(We...kinda blurred the lines here since the beginning)
Proceed on their journey. With Frank now considering creating an RPG parody after that revelation
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Post by Eyes on Apr 26, 2017 3:02:01 GMT -5
Suddenly Diesel 11 stopped and addressed the others.
"Hark, men! I wish to tell ye that henceforth I shall not be called 'Diesel 11', but rather 'Eyes of 1,000'."
"That's a dumb name."
"Hmmm... how does M Eyes sound?"
"Still bad."
"F*ck it, let's go with Eyes of 1,000."
And so 'Eyes of 1,000' was born.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 4, 2017 13:39:17 GMT -5
The party considered what to do... they had no quest at the moment, and thought of "rebooting" their adventure to figure out what to do after so long
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Post by Eyes on May 4, 2017 16:04:29 GMT -5
Then suddenly a woman came running up. "Help!" she cried. They noticed she was being held by a great dragon.
Toz's had been distracted, but when he turned around and saw what was happening, he quickly ran up and... cut off the woman's head.
"DUDE!" everyone cried.
"What? A girl was terrorizing a dragon, so I saved it."
Epic face palm.
The dragon laughed and ate Toz.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 19, 2017 0:44:03 GMT -5
Toz subsequently burst from the Dragon's belly in epic fashion as the party proceeded to battle it.
Upon the dragon's demise, Eyes boldly declared...
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Post by Toz76 on May 19, 2017 1:12:17 GMT -5
"METAL! YEAH!"
And suddenly, everything went steampunk.
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Post by Eyes on May 19, 2017 1:14:46 GMT -5
CAN'T FIGHT THE STEAMPUNK
Meanwhile, Trapped In A Corner was...
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Post by Toz76 on May 20, 2017 23:40:02 GMT -5
Not a thing.
Our five heroes stared ahead into a vast steampunk kingdom.
"I thought this was a medieval rpg?" Frank asked.
"It was in the DLC." Tug explained.
"LOOK OUT! ZEPPELIN DRAGON!" TGC yelled.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 21, 2017 22:42:54 GMT -5
"Can we go back to the regular please? We're losing track of the story as is and I don't want to cross genres!" Frank complained.
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Post by Toz76 on May 21, 2017 23:20:16 GMT -5
"Sure," said Toz, making a note to create a steampunk game later.
Instantly, they were transported back to the spawn point.
"Now, to resume our quest!"
"Um, what was it again?"
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Post by Eyes on May 21, 2017 23:23:46 GMT -5
"Screw it, new quest."
NEW QUEST!
1. CHOOSE YOUR SETTING:
Medieval Forest
Medieval Castle
Medieval Desert
Medieval Bar
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