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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 21, 2023 16:19:18 GMT -5
C'mon Toz, not every conversation has to be about weed!
The user below will reopen the Library of 3WSR.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 21, 2023 16:26:30 GMT -5
(I’m the grandson of a sailor)
And now, I declare this library… wait, where’s my scissors for the ribbon cutting?!
The user below will explain how I am he and he is me
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 21, 2023 16:28:43 GMT -5
Third person and first person, baby!
The user below will utter expletives towards the French.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 0:36:05 GMT -5
Le baguette-fookairs! Merde!
The user below will not be attending the conference tomorrow due to a personal matter
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 0:37:32 GMT -5
Yeah, I gotta work.
The user below has eaten the snowplow.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:03:17 GMT -5
What? I was hungry!
The user below will describe in detail their favorite Indian restaurant.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:09:32 GMT -5
Unfortunately we don’t have any around here. I have had some good curry in Germany though.
The user below will explain the laws of mature in heavy-handed verbiage.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 25, 2023 12:38:54 GMT -5
There are 14 laws of mature, in order they are
1) refrain from picking one’s nose in the presence of others
2) say nothing to offend others unless such offense is meant to give them a wake up call or your name is Don Rickles
3) when eating pasta it is vital to… wait, I’m not supposed to disclose these to those who didn’t pay the membership fee? But that’s not what I was told on Tuesday!
The user below will now describe what they see out the window, as you can see… oh my God! It’s even more beautiful and moving than I thought! How inspiring!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 23, 2023 8:33:37 GMT -5
I am surrounded by walls. :/
The user below will barbecue some meat.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 23, 2023 15:25:13 GMT -5
Easy! No problem at all *I am engulfed in flame*
The user below will perform a standup comedy tight five about a subject of their choosing
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 23, 2023 20:21:03 GMT -5
(I would have barbecued; but we did that yesterday)
“So, what’s the deal with screwdrivers? It’s the world’s laziest cocktail, you’re just adding a little vodka to a glass of orange juice and…”
*crowd starts booing like crazy, a couple of people yell about how the screwdriver is their favorite cocktail, one person declares themselves “personally offended as a bartender”
“Wow… uh, sorry?” as Frank shrugs in confusion
The user below will lament on how hard comedy is to pull off when you have so many who think “nothing is funny because somehow, some way you end up offending someone”
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 24, 2023 0:56:11 GMT -5
I don't think that's true at all. I think the misconception that "audiences are easily offended" comes from comedians who blame the audiences for not laughing rather than themselves for not being funny. I don't claim to be a particularly good comedian, but I don't trust any comic who blames the audience for their jokes being poorly received.
The user below will do whatever they want, I'm not their mom
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 29, 2023 22:18:07 GMT -5
Okay, but if I say I'd "do you" then I would still need your consent, right?
The user below will now raise a very interesting philosophical conundrum that even they can't solve.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 30, 2023 1:11:35 GMT -5
How is unity between different religions, or between religious and nonreligious people, possible with the issue of inconsistent revelations? There cannot be multiple mutually exclusive absolute truths, so how can we resolve this and achieve unity and approach a greater truth for all humanity?
The user below will either provide a clever insight into this issue or chastise me for bringing up such a touchy subject.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 30, 2023 8:50:19 GMT -5
Religion is very much shaped by culture and by those whose own beliefs influence what to write; who is to say that it is in fact all the same God, but the message needed to be modified to reach the culture in question. After all, what comes across in one culture won’t necessarily in another
(As long as they aren’t jerks about religion I just accept whatever faith someone practices)
The user below will talk about something so esoteric that we can’t make heads or tails about what they are saying
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 2, 2023 16:01:32 GMT -5
There are six known types of quark, but only up and down quarks are used to comprise the building blocks of matter
The user below will bring back Dear Diary
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 2, 2023 17:25:17 GMT -5
You know what, at some point I should; Michael Wilson’s story was one of the Better stories from that era of my writing
The user below will realize the one thing they forgot prior to leaving on vacation
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 2, 2023 20:33:19 GMT -5
It's usually sunscreen or a hat
The user below can explain why I'm so tired all the time
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 3, 2023 16:32:56 GMT -5
Sex and drums and rock 'n' roll!
The user below will continue LM19.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 4, 2023 10:58:33 GMT -5
I'm getting to that, its on my to do list today
The user below will find the source of that rattling sound; it's driving me crazy
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