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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 21, 2022 22:30:38 GMT -5
Shit, trains and coming from both directions!
The user below will tell me how to get out of this dire tunnel situation.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 22, 2022 13:25:24 GMT -5
Use the jet pack!
The user below is going to be whisked away to a magical place where all they have to do all day is eat and rest and people are on hand to take care of them.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 1, 2023 23:37:41 GMT -5
Well, I did just come back from Ft. Lauderdale!
The user below will open up a new game thread here on the 3WSR Forums.
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 2, 2023 3:42:49 GMT -5
The "post something that will get us investigated by the FBI" game was initially very popular, but unfortunately someone had to ruin it for the rest of us
The user below wishes we would stop blaming them for ruining the "post something that will get us investigated by the FBI" game
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 2, 2023 9:46:04 GMT -5
I didnโt realize that the CIAโs involvement in South America was still such a touchy subjectโฆ
The user below will refrain from normality and instead become the user above!
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 2, 2023 19:45:46 GMT -5
I'm not the user above, and all evidence to the contrary was made up by the shallow state (like the deep state but opposite)
The user below will help me stop procrastinating and get my homework done
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 2, 2023 19:55:25 GMT -5
I am now flooding your mind with subliminal messages that will give you an incredibly strong, subconscious urge to complete your homework
The user below will found an organization called the Civilians Officially and Offensively Keeping Intelligent Enemies Scared
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 2, 2023 20:17:02 GMT -5
Unfortunately, members seem to keep leaving to join the Citizens Against Keeping Enemies Scared
The User Below Will Make Every Character From 3WSR In Lego Form
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 2, 2023 20:21:35 GMT -5
Alas, I gave my legos to my aunt so her students in her STEM class could enjoy them
The user below will find themselves in a euphoric daze after taking a bite of this brownie
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 2, 2023 20:33:42 GMT -5
It's not weed, it's just a really good brownie.
The user below is afraid of the boogeyman
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2023 18:44:40 GMT -5
Well what do you expect... he just walks in like he owns the place and doesn't even let you know he's coming
The user below will... Oh my God, what is that on your neck?!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 6, 2023 21:46:52 GMT -5
Aha! Another eye; make that 1001!
The user below will flip this table over, revealing an inherent power dynamic within the current situation.
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 2:56:38 GMT -5
I am your mother, and you will do as I say! *the table lands directly on my foot, shattering all the bones*
The user below will confess a deep insecurity that keeps them up at night
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 17:02:40 GMT -5
Actually all my deep insecurities confront me during the day time, so there's nothing to confess here.
The user below will put on a puppet show.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 7, 2023 17:08:01 GMT -5
Help me put on this puppet show to stop an evil oil Baron from demolishing the stage where Iโm holding it!
The user below will recite the Rhyme of Thyme
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 17:19:06 GMT -5
C'mon, it's time let's get some thyme the bells will chime as we sing this rhyme put the herbs into a pan soon you'll have a tasty flan!
The user below will write a five paragraph analytical essay on the use of tone in the Rhyme of Thyme
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 17:33:04 GMT -5
Hear the rhyme of the ancient farmer See his eye as he stops one of three Mesmerizes one of the wedding chefs Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the reap
And the music plays on as the bride passes by Caught by his spell and the farmer tells his tale
In the south in a land that was desolate In a place where no crop has been Through the parched ground springs forth a thyme plant Hailed in God's name, hoping good luck it brings
And the plant starts to bloom, a single harvest of thyme The city rejoices and the plant matures in the sun
The farmer cuts down the plant of good omen His neighbors cry against what he's done But when they see more thyme sprout, they justify him And make themselves a part of the crime
Plowing on and on with thyme and thyme to spare Plowing on and on with thyme 'til all is calm
The thyme plant begins with its vengeance A terrible curse, a thirst has begun The neighbors blame bad luck on the farmer About his neck, the dead plant is hung
And the curse goes on and on, not ending And the thirst goes on and on for them and me
Day after day, day after day We stuck nor breath nor motion As idle as a painted canvas of a painted townsman Thyme, thyme, everywhere, that none of us could eat Thyme, thyme, everywhere, yet none of us could drink
"There," calls the mariner, "there comes a lass over the line But how can she walk with no canteen and no supplies?"
See, onward she comes Onward she nears out of the sun See, she has no crew She has no life, Wait but there's two!
Death and she life in death, they throw their dice for the town She wins the farmer and he belongs to her now
Then, folk one by one, they drop down dead Two hundred men She, she life in death She lets him live, her chosen one
One after one by the star-dogged moon Too quick for groan or sigh Each turned his face with a ghastly pang And cursed me with his eye Four times fifty living men And I heard nor sigh nor groan With heavy thump, a lifeless lump They dropped down, one by one
The curse it lives on in their eyes The farmer he wished he'd died Along with the desert plants But they lived on, so did he
And by the light of the moon He prays for their beauty not doom With heart he blesses them God's creatures all of them too
Then the spell starts to break The thyme plant falls from his neck Sinks down like lead, and hits the ground Then down in falls comes the raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Hear the groans of the long dead townsmen See them stir as they start to rise Bodies lifted by good spirits None of them speak and they're lifeless in their eyes
And revenge is still sought, penance starts again Cast into a trance and the nightmare carries on
Now the curse is finally lifted And the farmer sights the dawn Spirits go from the long dead bodies Form their own light and the farmer's left alone
And then a caravan came trundling towards him It was a joy he could not believe His saviors were his son and a hermit Penance of life will fall unto him
And the farm it blows away into the wind And the hermit shrives the farmer of his sins
The farmer's bound to tell of his story To tell his tale wherever he goes To teach God's word by his own example That we must love all plants that God made
And the wedding chef's a sad and wiser man And the tale goes on and on and on and on....
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The user below will now open up the floor for discussion.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 17:33:28 GMT -5
GODDAMMIT TOZ
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 17:47:59 GMT -5
Sowwy... youws is bettew uwu
Anyway, opening up the floor for discussion: why did I run over Eyes' much better post with my shitty low effort post?
The user below has some strong opinions on the issue
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 17:57:31 GMT -5
"Well Ah think that T.O.Z. is just about as bad as A.O.C. Cleahly women shouldn't be in chahge of anehthin'!"
The user below will smite me for this joke.
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