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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 2, 2023 6:47:03 GMT -5
Better luck next time Toz. Hey, just remember that you're always MY fire. My one. Desire. Believe. When I say. YOURE GAY The user below would like to return to a simpler time when all this stuff didn't matter.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 17:19:35 GMT -5
*sigh* I just want her back...
The user below is not not not not not not not not in love with me
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 2, 2023 20:19:18 GMT -5
Octuple negative = a positive
I mean weโre internet friends; does social convention say weโre are allowed to love each other as friends?
The user below will share their perspective
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 20:35:07 GMT -5
I am much more comfortable saying "I love you" to friends than romantic partners, especially in the early stages of the relationship, but I recognize that my opinions on the L-bomb are not universal
The user below is impressed that Frank bothered to count all those "not"s.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 2, 2023 21:29:05 GMT -5
Very. I would've just skipped over that entirely and asked for the check.
The user below has the rizz, but not the money.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 22:49:27 GMT -5
It's ok, the rizz gets me enough action
The user below has the money, but not the rizz.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 3, 2023 5:47:01 GMT -5
Well I am salaried
The user below wants everybody to be equal and have the same thingโฆ but ends up keeping everything for himself
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 3, 2023 21:42:14 GMT -5
What can I say... we live in a society.
The user below wants to besmirch the user above's good name.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 4, 2023 1:06:39 GMT -5
Little do you all know that Eyes is actually... a fan of Thomas the Tank Engine. Cancelled!
The user below will puff their cheeks out and make a "brbrbrbrbrbrbrbreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooo" sound very loudly
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 4, 2023 8:21:07 GMT -5
For some reason I canโt pull it off; might be something about my lips
The user below will watch 1,000 hours of a TV show of their choosing and write a script based on what they saw in the style of an AI trying to write a script doing the same thing
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 4, 2023 14:23:20 GMT -5
I forced an AI to watch 1,000 hours of Better Call Saul, and then made it write a script based on what it saw. Here is the first page:
Scene 1: We open on a desert shot as a tumbleweed blows past. It is whistling the star spangled banner. From out of the shadows three figures are seen. They are figuring out if they are selling drugs or authentic Mexican cuisine today.
Lalo Salamanca: My friends and cousin, you know I never turn down an opportunity to make millions in the family business of The Drug. But unfortunately my hands are tight right now. If I don't start selling my tacos, the Chicken Man will murder my family and put me out of business. I must murder him first. In sales.
Tuco Salamanca: I *spit* on the Chicken Man!
Nacho Varga: My friends, you are wrong to deny the Chicken Man his rightful inheritance of the ways of the hen. If we let him lay his eggs, he will leave us alone.
Tuco Salamanca: Sounds like what someone who works for the Chicken Man would say! I'm gonna STUFF you. WITH TACOS!
Lalo stays silent. He merely shapeshifts into a chicken. Nacho runs.
*Better Call Saul theme plays, only the logo now says Better Kill McGill*
We cut to Jimmy McGill standing in front of the Salamanca family as Nacho's lawyer. The Chicken Man is watching in the shadows. Jimmy is joined by his good friend Michael Man-trout. Michael is dead inside.
Jimmy McGill: I should've gone into the clown business.
Michael is now dead outside.
The user below will rate my attempt.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 4, 2023 16:22:12 GMT -5
I laughed out loud at multiple points, Better Kill McGill specifically broke me, so I give it a 9/10 (kudos for not going with the overdone "Better Fuck Chuck").
The user below will explain the rise of profanity on this forum in recent months, and provide a moral judgement on what this means for our immortal souls.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 4, 2023 19:45:04 GMT -5
The rise of profanity has a direct and significant correlation with the decay of Toz's and Eyes's souls. Being undead lawful + chaotic evil demonic humanoids who are filled with lust, the two utilize dark, sexual-tinged language to fully express the decay of their beings. The more they rot, the worse their vocabulary. Currently they are at a level 9 (out of 12) rotten, and this went from a mere 6 a month ago, hence the language they use right now is incredibly vile. If they manage to reach the secret level 13, their posts will consist of nothing BUT curse words.
The user below will weigh in on whether this means we should save the duo, ban them, kill them, or leave them be because 'it's mad hot yo'.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 29, 2023 14:49:32 GMT -5
Uh... I don't even know how to react. But if we lose you guys then we have no forum
The user below shall expel the invaders from in front of Toz's lawn
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 30, 2023 18:42:40 GMT -5
I live in an apartment, I will never be able to afford a lawn in my life
The user below will help me prepare for a speech
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 19, 2023 21:56:54 GMT -5
Sure, here is the 25 pages you askes for... single spaced and half inch margins, of course. Now, lets begin your vocal exercises
The user below will see *that guy* for the fraud that he is
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Post by Toz76 on May 20, 2023 2:28:03 GMT -5
That's right! "1000 Eyes" actually only has two of them!
The user below will disagree with my blatant character assassination
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 29, 2023 20:35:30 GMT -5
You've got to look at it metaphorically! Of course it's not meant to be taken literally.
The user below will desire to have a cheeseburger in paradise
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 21, 2023 16:01:08 GMT -5
Only in Margaritaville, baby!
The user below is the son of a son of a sailor.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 21, 2023 16:10:53 GMT -5
Actually, I'm the daughter of two accountants
The user below needs to touch grass
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