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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 31, 2023 23:18:30 GMT -5
He brought with him a gift of carrot, whcih asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss we all know hasssssssssssssssssssssss
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 31, 2023 23:19:56 GMT -5
three legs, four arms, and the distinctive nutty flavor kids love!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 31, 2023 23:20:56 GMT -5
That's not a carrot, that's cyanide! and that was when
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 1, 2023 0:42:54 GMT -5
The real carrot showed up.
Tensions were high. Everyone knew that someone would leave this room in a coffin.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 1, 2023 0:48:54 GMT -5
"Coffin' fit," interjected Sam. Suddenly Sam was blam a wham a ding dang dingy dong bong wang ga dang ga dang ding bang biggy bong
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 29, 2023 13:18:05 GMT -5
Which lead to his friend Gibble Gabble Gobble going Rickety Rackety Roo across the Binga Banga Boinga in the Dippa Dappa Doppa
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 30, 2023 18:04:22 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Gibble Gabble Gobble gave a good god-fearing grandmother a great scare, and she gaped and gasped as Gibble Gabble Gooble galloped around the gas station, getting Gatorade and gum out of the garbage and giving it to the Greek gardener at the guardrail.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 19, 2023 22:03:57 GMT -5
Thus, Gibble Gabble Gobble left the story.
We now return to our protagonist, who has just suffered a head injury while we weren't looking and now her friends are trying to help her remember her extremely long name
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Post by Toz76 on May 20, 2023 2:25:25 GMT -5
"Your name is Annaranalanamanabobanafanafofanamemimomanatranascobertlictrastorif Moritanianlorgispogbetrelvincecongrelpav" they said.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 29, 2023 20:33:02 GMT -5
But that wasn't the name that came before, it was Gatasmoria Flavadriskanovam Wedalskalayorium. And she was confused. There was something about 71 quests of the tailed one but things had gotten so confusing that now she wasn't sure what quest was going on, or if she was even this person anymore.
So she did the only thing she could think of... go to someplace where she could get some good tacos and ponder the meaning of life
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 0:51:48 GMT -5
It was that night when the rains began.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:06:56 GMT -5
A torrential rain the likes of which the Gendark valley had never seen. Flash floods shocked the villages. By morning, the rains had stopped, but dark clouds in the sky made it clear that the storm would return again. Wives hung laundry out to dry, wading through puddles as they prayed the clothes would dry before the next floods began.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:12:39 GMT -5
The men, meanwhile, had begun construction on a boat the size of Mt. Olympussy. It was made of solid oak, which they figured could survive the roughest of seas. They hoped to have it finished by the afternoon, before the rains returned, and unfortunately cut some corners.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:16:14 GMT -5
With midafternoon came the resumption of the downpour. The women approached the boat with their children and animals, and were shocked and appalled to see that it was basically a large square box held together with spit and prayers.
Nonetheless, the water was rising to knee height, so they began loading the valley's entire population onto the boat while the men made some last-minute changes to make it more fit for extended habitation.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:20:48 GMT -5
Fans. They added fans. And with no source of electricity they were useless. It was just enough extra weight to undo the whole operation.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:24:22 GMT -5
As the ship began to sink, difficult choices had to be made to figure out who to save. Do we begin by leaving the livestock to drown, or do we start by throwing the elderly to the waves?
At no point did anyone stop to consider the Bishop's large supply of gold. That the Bishop should inconvenience himself to save the rest of his flock was apparently inconceivable.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:27:38 GMT -5
In the end all of the humans drowned. The animals, meanwhile, adapted to life in the sea. They evolved with their changing habitat, and that is how we have whales and fish today.
This story allegedly took place two thousand years before it was included in the tale of the tail, which is three thousand years old itself. Historians believe that this tale was included in the story to highlightโฆ
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:36:46 GMT -5
the role of women in mythology, which is of course very important to the tale of tail. And of course, animals and spirituality relating to those animals.
Speaking of which, we rejoin our hero in the woods, skinning a freshly caught deer.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:45:33 GMT -5
โYOU HAVE ANGERED THE ANIMAL GODS!โ cried a loud voice as a leprechaun jumped out from behind the hero and hit them with a stick.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 25, 2023 12:26:03 GMT -5
The stick, thin and brittle, broke on contact and left the leprechaun with an expression that was a mix of shocked and confused
This prompted the hero to kick the leprechaun a good distance who landed on thorny bushes and yelped in agony
Frustrated from the lack of direction she felt, like life was aimless, she blurted out a five step plan to refocus herself and accomplish something meaningful
โI will travel the Forest of Damnation, conquer the Plains of Teragog, fight in the Hills of Terror, sail the Sea of 1,000 tragedies and finally make it to the Mountain of Dire Misfortune where I shall slay the evil, soulless Dragon of Kalvranis!โ
And confidently, our hero entered the Forest of Damnation, the beginning of her new year long quest
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