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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 14, 2022 22:13:56 GMT -5
She had barely begun to sippinnhwiรฐ when her nโhรฆyรฆnwenรพid began to tingle. Fearing a hhrhrrรฆhhรถhh, she ran to the bvinnitt and espewed a kkilรฆntment. This done, sheโฆ
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 19, 2022 21:50:27 GMT -5
Was finally ready to spring her trap. With a pull of the lever, boiling black tar fell on her enemies and her friends were spared from injury
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 1, 2023 23:32:07 GMT -5
, but she was left in agonizing pain. For you see, that boiling black tar had scorched her like a [archaic term for a golem that due to racist connotations we will be leaving out of the translation] and now she was stumbling backwards into a
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2023 18:33:05 GMT -5
trap that no one had previously seen; the wall began to give way, revealing...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 6, 2023 21:54:51 GMT -5
a Studebaker! With a holler I ran
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 2:47:30 GMT -5
back to the old town road, where I rode until I could not no more. I told you, long ago, on that very road, that I had what you were waiting for. And you were encouraged to call me when you wanted, when you needed.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 25, 2023 19:41:33 GMT -5
*It was discovered that the document had been vandalized with modern penmanship, explaining the anachronisms*
But it was then, that the hero party realized they were surrounded by 40 thieves and an elephant
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 30, 2023 0:02:01 GMT -5
The elephant's name was Sramanthddl, and she was very unhappy. Her trainer had left for the big c
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 30, 2023 3:29:11 GMT -5
ity, where the wine is sweet and the girls are p
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 30, 2023 3:39:51 GMT -5
retty ordinary. Oh woe is me! sayeth the sheep that shept the sheeping shappl'y. Sudden
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 30, 2023 3:41:02 GMT -5
ly Seymour is standing beside me.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 30, 2023 3:43:12 GMT -5
Aurora Australis! he shouts, as the cow proceeds to take a shi
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 30, 2023 3:44:29 GMT -5
lling and put it up Seymour's a
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 30, 2023 3:47:12 GMT -5
nal canal. Yikes, said Seymour as he proceeded to get absolutely wrecked by this bovines. I just wanted to play cricket
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 30, 2023 3:47:37 GMT -5
but instead I have to save the world from
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 30, 2023 3:52:45 GMT -5
the Wicked Wizard of Toz.
"Hold on, new character!" shouted a man da
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 30, 2023 3:54:56 GMT -5
ngling from a ledge. But everyone ignored him to focus on the wicked wizard.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 30, 2023 3:59:06 GMT -5
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
The wicked wizard of toz was a tall figure, clad in robes of purple, wielding a mighty staff.
*Historians have noted that this part of the text was likely a summoning for the wizard herself and not just a shitpost on the writer's part.
She
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 30, 2023 21:43:24 GMT -5
Bore witness to the fight before her; a group of heroes vs 40 thieves and an elephant
*historians theorize the narrative of this story is so fragmented because it has more than one author, none of which really communicated with one another, and the events depicted are fictitious, hence why the incoherency exists; there is no story to relay so it ends up being a case of inventing as they go along*
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 31, 2023 1:11:43 GMT -5
Then Don Quixote arrived.
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