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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 25, 2019 16:12:35 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment weโve all been waiting for... the joke of nearly four years is finally revealed... the Tale of Tail! ......... Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a ......... more text to be revealed as it is decoded, translated and invented as we go along
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 26, 2019 13:34:47 GMT -5
...small bastion of hope glimmering inside of a
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 26, 2019 16:58:57 GMT -5
War torn city. It was the height of the reign of Solzar the Wicked, infamous for
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 26, 2019 23:15:28 GMT -5
basting young children in white wine and devouring their remains in an
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 28, 2019 13:10:33 GMT -5
unholy display of gruesomeness. The only one who could stop him was the one known as "The Tailed one." For you see, the tailed one...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 29, 2019 1:50:28 GMT -5
consisted of egg
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 8, 2019 16:58:43 GMT -5
But alas, the Tailed One failed, but her legacy lives on in the form of
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 8, 2019 19:58:25 GMT -5
Her successor, the New Tailed One. Gatasmoria Flavadriskanovam Wedalskalayorium would go on to overthrow Solzar the Wicked. This is the story of the 71 quests of Gatasmoria Flavadriskanovam Wedalskalayorium; our tale starts in...
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 8, 2019 21:08:35 GMT -5
The year 465. The death of King Waddlesniffer II at the hands of his mortal enemy,
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 10, 2019 16:01:03 GMT -5
Sir Olivare the Ravid, had brought about a glorious new twist on the idea of โserfingโ โ in other words, using the backs of oneโs slaves to ride upon waves, a fun beach activity โ but what is glorious to some is often horrendously wicked to others, and I donโt just mean in the sense that
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 10, 2019 19:20:49 GMT -5
it was cruel to do this, but that it would have been so much easier if Olivare had only
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 10, 2019 21:08:59 GMT -5
tried using boards instead. Indeed, this would lead to a serf uprising, as the entire royal court was overthrown and drowned right there on the beaches, during what was supposed to be Olivareโs finest hour, the most magnificent party this side of the Last Supper. Olivareโs own serf, Jormand (pronounced Yor-mund) took over the kingdom, but he was worse than his master had been. He started off his reign by enslaving all of the
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 10, 2019 22:45:59 GMT -5
People named Evan. But alas someone was plotting the downfall of Jormand... the one known as Solzar the wicked...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 10, 2019 23:37:06 GMT -5
Now, itโs important to keep in mind that Solzar was unable to pass his egg smashing classes, so the very thought of
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 10, 2019 23:45:47 GMT -5
Him becoming a farmer went out the window. But far more importantly. Jormund found out the hard way how powerful Solzar was. Especially after Solzar acquired the 5 crystals Davasklavawedeljavebrekanamajarmordreanomium. The first crystal of Davasklavawedeljavebrekanamajarmordreanomium was...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 10, 2019 23:49:18 GMT -5
made of a substance mortals know of as plexiglass. To Solzar, however, it
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 10, 2019 23:54:31 GMT -5
Was the key to obtaining great power. All he had to do was combine it with the second crystal of Davasklavawedeljavebrekanamajarmordreanomium, made of the finest rudenite, the third crystal of Davasklavawedeljavebrekanamajarmordreanomium made of gangiomoium, and the fourth and fifth crystal of... gold and silver.
Solzar obtained the greatest of power, allowing him to kill Jormand by...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 10, 2019 23:59:17 GMT -5
...but the story has been hijacked by a monkey headed wretch named Simรณne. Now with control of the Tail Tale, she can
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 11, 2019 11:19:48 GMT -5
Suffer solzarโs wrath for crossing him the wrong way.
โYou will suffer for getting in my wayโ he said as he planned. Which brings us back to Simone, who was currently being chased by 17 elephants, 9 tigers, 14 gorillas, 3 bears, 6 lions, a crocodile and a very angry old guy named Phillip. As they got closer to Simone...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 12, 2019 1:05:35 GMT -5
she suddenly disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
โThis,โ said Solzar, โis surely a lesson in
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