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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 7, 2017 22:18:52 GMT -5
Well, folks, it's about that time again when Three Word Story Revolution gets a new thread. Y'all excited? I know I am! Let's see, what do we have for you this time? Well, a bunch of arcs including Desold City (did I spell that right?) which is about gambling and what it'll get you into (I feel like I just butchered the arc idea), then there's the War Ensemble taking over (yeah, those guys), the ultimate question - are the Colorfolk really that good? - and more like it, possibly 1,000 Eyes actually making a long f*cking thread for once, more swearing, as you've just seen, the Horned Egg & Other Stories, VEC and SOM splitting (possibly?) and the PIC get a little action for once. BUT FIRST! There's the Space Arc. Let's open this thread with some suitable music, shall we?
In the Writer's Room: Tug: Eyes, I am THIS CLOSE to strangling you... Frank: So we're not returning to our roots then? Toz: No. TGC: Oh god now what. Eyes: Enjoy, folks! Three Word Story Revolution Thread III
Part I: The Space Arc
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 7, 2017 22:26:35 GMT -5
Yes, the Colormen are good; and we will see that in due time when we finally get their history developed. But first, we pick up where we left off...
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Man In Blue and Bronze Mage are still water skiing.
"So when exactly do we go to space again?" Bronze Mage asked.
"Who knows; no one's done a scene transition" Man In Blue pointed out.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 7, 2017 22:29:50 GMT -5
*Scene transition* The Writers Room: "Eyes, what was the meaning of your post in The Game II?" Toz asked. "To get the War Ensemble Arc started," replied Eyes. "Yes, but why, after Tug just got the Space Arc started?" "Cuz the bastard had to ruin my plans so I had to change them." "No one even cares about them man." "Oh yeah, well 3WSR IS EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY.
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 7, 2017 23:44:36 GMT -5
Up in space, various characters were clustered in a group, being glared down at by aliens. However, most characters were safely back on earth, including Xex, Cutebunny, Doomboy, Gennaro, and Beardsley.
"Without Phyphyxlstyx, our plan shall fail." Xex said. "We must recover them at all costs."
"We don't need Phyphyxlstyx." Doomboy scoffed. "Any human could work as a figurehead. What about Chessmaster?"
Beardsley scoffed. "He's too intelligent. He'd quickly realize the VEC are our pawns. I think Tim would be a good choice."
Xex slammed their fist on the table. "Unacceptable. I chose Phyphyxlstyx for a reason. We must have him."
"As I recall, he stumbled upon us at an inopportune time, and we improvised." Cutebunny replied.
"You're becoming attached, aren't you, Xex?" Doomboy said with a sneer. "These humans have made you soft. I've always thought your friendship with Bloodsphere was inappropriate."
"You know full well the Cubii Laws. I am allowed trophies from my conquests. If I want Vi- Bloodsphere as my trophy, that is my right. And if I'm going to go to the trouble of retrieving it, I may as well enlist your help."
"Now you mention it, it has been nearly a thousand years in this dimension since we last saw our mates." Gennaro said. "We could take this opportunity to consummate at last."
"If we take the Deathclaw Vengeance out of orbit with all six of us on it, who will oversee local operations?" Beardsley asked.
"I think Spectre can be trusted. We'll take a cadaver with him in it to ensure communication."
"And what about the Beast? Is it wise to leave it unattended for so long?" Cutebunny replied.
"It is not wise, but we won't be gone long if all goes well, and we can always teleport back in emergencies."
"Then it is agreed." Gennaro said. "I'll go tell Jesper to call the Garnisher and have them meet us around Oberon."
And so, that day, six Cubii set off on a spaceship towards Uranus, with intent to rescue some stranded VECites. What could possibly go wrong, right?
Back on earth, the War Ensemble was taking over Sodor at a shocking rate.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 7, 2017 23:49:54 GMT -5
The Colormen had teleported all innocents to a safe place for the time being; and the Great Hall grounds were secured against their take over. This was an enemy unlike any that had been ever seen before. And since the plot apparently calls for them to not save the day and the PIC to get a chance in the spotlight, we're not going to focus our attention here for now, so let's go to space.
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In space, everyone was confused about what just happened. Man In Blue looked at the aliens
"Wait, we ARE doing something with them? But I thought we said Chekhov's Gun was nonsense!" He pointed out
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 8, 2017 0:14:24 GMT -5
"Dude, you have no idea the massive Chekov's gun Toz has planned for my death." A voice whispered, but Man In Blue had no idea where it was coming from or who said it.
********* It was a cold night, and Thomas was taking some coal trucks along his branch line. Suddenly, a burst of magic emerged from the bushes, and a tall figure tumbled out. The driver stopped the train.
"Hello? Are you hurt?" Thomas' driver called.
"I'm fine, thanks." The figure stood and turned to them.
"Kendarboo Flickerbee!" Thomas' fireman gasped.
"What happened?" Thomas' driver asked.
"No time to explain. I need your help. Do you still have that remote thing?"
"Yeah, right here, actually." Thomas' driver pulled it out and tossed it to him. "I'll need it back when you're done, though. I'm borrowing it from someone."
"That's fine, I just need to-"
But suddenly, a bolt of lightning forked through the woods, and a sudden burst of gold lightning illuminated the ground. When the blinding light cleared, Kendarboo was on his knees, the golden light was hovering above him, two charred corpses lay on the ground, and a shadowy figure was circling them.
"My crew!" Thomas exclaimed. "You... you killed them!"
"They didn't even have names!" The shadowy figure shot back. "Or established personalities! It's not even clear if you've had just one crew this whole time!"
Thomas was furious. Suddenly, his side rods began to glow with a vivid auburn hue and he began hovering above the rails, crackling with energy.
"YOU KILLED MY DRIVER!" Thomas yelled in a deep, reverberating voice. "NOW YOU WILL PAY!"
Kendarboo hurriedly pressed a button on the remote and he, the light, and the shadowy figure were whisked away. Thomas crashed back down on the ground, the impact cracking his wheels.
"What just happened?" He wondered aloud.
"That's what we want to know." A voice said. Thomas felt a sudden bitter cold, and then he fell unconscious.
******
"How come you didn't warn me Thomas could do that?" Lightbender yelled, furious. "He could have killed me!"
"I didn't know he could. It doesn't matter, anyway. We got what we came for." Kendarboo displayed the remote with a subtle grin.
"So what. We have a TV remote. What's it do?"
"Obviously, it's an ancient artifact only the chosen one, myself, can possess." Sol replied, floating down.
"Not this time, I'm afraid, Mary Sue." Kendarboo chuckled.
"So what's it do?" Lightbender grumbled.
"Lots of things, actually." Kendarboo pointed the remote into the middle distance. "But for our purposes..."
He pressed the "ON DEMAND" button, and a list of TV shows and movies popped up.
"Let us prepare an army, from whatever movies and shows come to mind. It's time... for a crossover."
**************
Thomas woke up in a small, cramped shed. It quickly became clear why it was cramped. Another engine was behind him.
"Hi Thomas! It's me, River Tid!"
"Where am I?" Thomas asked.
"I'm glad you asked."
A tall man in a suit walked up.
"My name is Sam. And this is the Dimension of Infinite West Coast American Seaside Towns."
"Huh?"
"This is a dimension with a different quaint seaside town- not unlike ones in western Washington, Oregon, and Northern California- every five miles. You're here to run a rail service through all the towns we've colonized so far:
Hundertup: Northern Terminus for now, turntable Funfunneunup: Small terminal Neunup: Small terminal Funfunachtup: Start of the Island Overshadow, where there's a large unexplored landmass a few miles offshore. Achtup: Passing loop Funfunsiebup: Entrance to Eastbound Road A (forest) Siebup: Small terminal Funfunsechsup: End of the Island Overshadow Sechsup: Small terminal Funfunfunfup: Small terminal, great name Funfup: Larger terminal Vierunfunfup: Passing loop Vierup: Small terminal Dreiunfunfup: Small terminal Dreiup: Small terminal Zweiunfunfup: Passing loop Zweiup: Small terminal Einunfunfup: Small terminal Einup: Small terminal Nachtunfunfup: Small terminal Seaside Prime: Where this shed is. Turntable, goods shed, large terminal, exit to main dimension Nachtunfunfdon: Entrance to Eastbound Road B (mountain) Eindon: Small terminal Einunfunfdon: Small terminal Zweidon: Small terminal Zweiunfunfdon: Small terminal Driedon: Passing loop Dreiunfunfdon: Small terminal Vierdon: Small terminal Vierunfunfdon: Small terminal Funfdon: Large terminal Funfunfunfdon: Small terminal Sechsdon: Small terminal Sechsunfunfdon: Small terminal Siebdon: Small terminal Siebunfunfdon: Entrance to Eastbound Road C (plains) Achtdon: Small terminal Achtdpunfunfdon: Marina Neundon: Small terminal Neununfunfdon: Southern terminus (for now), turntable Hundertdon: Off limits to you two for now."
"That's far too much exposition." River Tid said.
"Also, you kidnapped us!" Thomas exclaimed.
"Yes. And your coaches. And you're trapped here forever. Unless someone can rescue you, since you can't escape."
Suddenly, Sam morphed into a large American tender engine.
"I'll be keeping an eye on you..." he said as he steamed off.
Thomas looked around him. To the west, clear blue ocean. To the east, a small town, behind which was a thick pine forest, with snow-capped mountains rising up beyond. North and south were the same as here.
"Thomas! You're here too?"
"Annie! Clarabel! The Bronze Mage kidnapped us and is forcing us to work here!"
"How dreadful!"
"No, it's great!"
"Thomas? Are you out of your mind?"
"Don't you see? I'M PART OF THE STORY AGAIN!"
**************
Due to the whole War Ensemble thing, Sir Topham Hatt was too busy hiding in Gordon's cab to notice that Thomas had vanished. This allowed Blue Gilly to sneak inside of Sir Topham's office and leave a note for him.
"IOU Two Antique Tank Engines Robert Norramby"
*****
While Norramby was being framed for stuff, he was also working on other things, namely negotiations with Brainiac.
"With my genius, and your mechanical ability, we'd make a great team. I propose we take on the War Ensemble." Brainiac declared.
"Wait, is this a ploy for Toz to kill off two minor villians he has no plans for?"
"I hope not. I like living."
******
Meanwhile, Toz was killing off a third group of minor villians he had no plans for. The war ensemble was slaughtering the Hxssxns. Only Hessenhessen, Hossenhossen, and Hissenhissen remained.
"Listen, I know you don't like me, but the only way we can survive is if we work together." Hissenhissen said as they took cover from a War Ensemble bot.
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-Will Hissenhissen, Hossenhossen, and Hessenhessen finally team up? -Will Brainiac and Norrambus survive? -Who's death was Toz setting up at the beginning there? -How will Thomas and River Tid deal with newfound plot relevance? -Wait, Thomas has magic now? -What's the deal with Kendarboo Flickerbee? -Five Finger Death Punch? What happened to Toz's taste in music?
Find out all this and more on the next 3WSR!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 8, 2017 2:13:58 GMT -5
Well folks, how's that for a thread start? Gonna go through and answer the above questions and see down the road if I'm right! -Will Hissenhissen, Hossenhossen, and Hessenhessen finally team up? No. No. Toz's. Taking over the world. Yes. He found drugs. F*ck you. I do have a question of my own though - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THREAD TITLE?!?!?! And now, back to your regularly scheduled influx of posts made by dimwits such as MYSELF. This entire post has been made so that Frank won't kill me when I do this: ------------------ Meanwhile, Percy was...
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Post by Tug on Aug 8, 2017 12:07:14 GMT -5
was worried that Thomas hadn't returned back yet after high alert had been announced after the War Ensemble started their invasion... ..... In orbit around the Earth, the 38 contestants of the Tournament of Marvel, Xex seemed to have gotten away while Redfox had never returned, where now lasercuffed and getting an escort. Our rogue's gallery had been dropped right in the belly of the beast, right aboard the prison ship Stockade of the Galanfraxvis' branch of the Galactic Armada. To set up, well the setting, the five ships from the end of Game I have returned, them being: - The Interceptor - The light cruiser spaceship known for scouting, one of the fastest in this solar system, nothing can rival it when it either has to be used for assassination attempts or for speedy getaways...
- The Stockade - The central prison ship of the fleet, known for storing some of the strongest and most deadliest creatures in the galaxy, well at least's the ones that piss off the Galanfraxvis, it's saved for the storage of criminals who can escape planetary prisons easily or species' in wait of a trial...
- The Lawmaker - The intergalactic court ship of the Galactic Armada, on loan from the Defenders, another species of the Galactic High Council, this ship is where species' fates are decided once information is found that they have broken federal laws that the high council has put in place...
- The Arabesque - One of the Strongest battle cruisers of the Galanfraxvis Fleet, the Earth equivalent would be an Aircraft Carrier, it is known for wielding large artillery batteries and the largest laser cannon on a space ship in the entire solar system, it has the ability to destroy Gas Giants with a single shot...
- The Powder Keg - The best bombing ship of the Galactic Armada, on loan from the Colventri, the third and final species of the Galactic High council, it is known for it's ability to annihilate enemy spaceships and planets alike with relative ease...
Now that we got that exposition out of the way, let's get back to the story... The groups were separated and put into as follows: All the Colorfolk were put into one cell, except BT, all of VEC was put into one cell, except Tim, all of SOM was put into one cell, except Vados, and all of GOD was put together in one cell. The three separated from the rest of the group, they could felt the power resonating off of BT and Vados and Tim's face is relatively known throughout the galaxy, had Tim put in a very special cell designed with his abilities in mind, and BT and Vados were left cuffed together in thrown into one of the strongest cells aboard the ship. Everyone's weapons were confiscated, and only reason they couldn't escape was because these "wood loving aliens" had materials that stopped the flow of magic inside the mages, so currently their was no way of escape. Just to finish off this long description, Man in Steel is still unconscious, he barely got medical treatment before Marvelous' farewell gift, and the cells were big enough for Balor and Dolor to sit comfortably, though not stand, and yes the ship was designed for people of their size to move about in... "Alright, the High commander has elected one Danielle Erdagovernment and Eggo Phishsticks to be your representatives and plead your case, though before Court proceedings begin, he would like to have a word with the two of you...." announced a green skinned humanoid female "How plot convenient..." quipped Man in Blue "Why are they the representatives!" shouted Raios and Fark at the same time "That is above my pay grade, now shut it prisoners or the laser bars will electrocute you painfully!" shouted the Galanfraxvis woman as the two received a slight shock from their laser cuffs... Man in Blue and Bronze Mage were dragged to the office of the High Commander Phereon, and he stood in front of his window facing away from his door as they were brought in... "Welcome Earthling Scum... I am here to tell you the charges you will be facing in court that you must defend your planet from annihilation from..." reported Phereon as he turned towards the convicts... "And are charges are?" asked BM "Your species is charged with... *Ahem*... The unlawful use of energy generated from not one, but multiple illegal Prismatic Crystals made by Presuisoltians, the harboring of not just the wanted Cubii, but also the convicted Losiuserpians as well as their twin species Presuisoltians as well as the worst of all, the wanted celestial entity, the "God Of Destruction" Tim, and his "Steward" Mark, the illegal tampering of the fabric of reality, the illegal crossings of dimensions without a passport, the abuse of Primordial Titan abilities without the proper approval by the others, and finally use and production of the illegal substance known to you Earthlings as "tree"..." replied Pheoren "So what took you so long to come back?" asked the Man in Blue "Simple really, that bastard Virgin Empire invaded Alfaxi Omega 7 and captured the inhabiting Defenders, we had to rush over there to issue supoort and managed to just take back their planet and send the Virgins packing for the time being..." "Ok... And now what?" asked BM "You and your associate, selected by a lottery of those arrested who are chosen as t the representatives of Earth, will be placed on trial and forced to defend yourself in front of the the fairest and wisest Judges, *cough and executioners cough*, of the High Galactic Council made up of one from each species to defend your case..." answered Phereon "So... Do we get a lawyer or something?: "asked the Man in Blue "Ah... Yes... You have defenders on your planet named "lawyers" was it? Well, we thought it was only fair for you lot to be defended by other Earth beings as well, bring them in..." answered Phereon as two familiar figures were brought in the room... "Hey leader! how's it hanging, that fight in the tournament you had was pretty damn cool!" said Legal Eagle "actually it was only alright, it could have been way better..." replied Devil's Advocate "Oh Horned One..." "Is it too late to get a public defender?" "Yep..." "Great..."
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 8, 2017 21:11:22 GMT -5
Legal Eagle and Devil's Advocate looked over the charges.
"Well, we're screwed. This isn't a fair court, and we're guilty any way."
"So what do we do?" The Bronze Mage asked.
"Well, thread 2 started with an epic prison break..."
And so Operation Escape begins.
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Post by Tug on Aug 8, 2017 21:50:04 GMT -5
But, before they could even discuss it with their peers, they four Earthlings were taken to the Lawmaker for their immediate trial...
Back aboard the Stockade, the trapped ToM members discussed their plans of action...
"Damn these aliens! These cuffs cut off all form of magic... Grh!" yelled BA as he slammed against the bars and shocked himself
"That seven! You owe me 20 glorgamecs!" shouted a blue skinned guard with a laugh as a four armed green skinned one handed over that galactic currency...
The Man in Steel was now just waking up, still hazy and barely conscious...
"Hey, why am I on a cot in a prison cell?" asked Steel
"We've been arrested, those aliens came back..." replied Man in Silver
"Anyone escape yet?" asked the Man in Steel
"Nope... Most who have attempted have been electrocuted and became entertainment for the guards..." answered Man in Silver
"Hey Alchemist, Raios, and that bastard Fark!" yelled Steel
"What do you want?" responded all three with a growl
"Since we're all stuck in what I presume is space, let's make a temporary alliance to escape back home... Then we can kill each other again when we're back home..." panted the Man in Steel
"Well Colorman... I got nothing left to lose anyway..." replied a fried Raios
"Steel, I don't see any other option... Fine..." huffed BA
"I am neutral on the subject and will not aid not block your alliance... But, sure, whatever..." growled Fark
"I guess the Prism-Dragon-Death-Beast Alliance is born then..." laughed Man in Steel as the other groups just ignored his pointless conversations in his delirious state...
Meanwhile...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 8, 2017 22:00:34 GMT -5
Man in Bright Turquoise was looking at the ridiculousness of the situation
"So in one day, I've withdrawn from a crazy tournament, been arrested by aliens and locked in a prison cell with a woman who can manipulate absolutely nothing to do.... something, and worst of all... Man In Blue isn't here to grill that "writer" on the broken logic of this situation! How exactly does cuffing a man who can manipulate everything to a woman who can manipulate nothing cancel our powers?"
It was at that moment a lampshade fell on his head. "Of course..."
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 8, 2017 22:04:29 GMT -5
General Direli was one of the higher-ranking War Ensemble members. She and her assisant, Corporal Negsnart, were walking across Brendam Quay when they were jumped by a shadowy figure and knocked out.
"Zis ees Femme Dans Blanc. I have ze captives."
"Great. Bring them back to Ulfstead."
Suddenly, Femme Dans Blanc was jumped by Femme Dans Vert. Furious fighting ensued. Femme Dans Blanc killed most of the Vert Colourfemmes, but Femme Dans Vert got away with the prisoners.
****
Up in space, Fark put Escape Plan A into action. As a ghost, Gralikow was naturally non-corporeal, so he snuck through the bars and began trying to open the GOD cell.
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Post by Tug on Aug 8, 2017 22:49:56 GMT -5
But the guards caught wind and captured him in a ghost containment cylinder, the ghost equivalent of a tesseract, let's just say the Galanfraxvis were prepared for their return to Earth...
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The Earthlings were brought in front of High Judges Grumandi, the Galanfraxvis member, Ranvengis, the Defender member, and Jismandu, the Colventri member...
"Earthlings, you are being tried for the fate of your planet, present your case, and we will debate if your reasoning is just or not..." said Grumandi
"Well, it's all or nothing..." whispered the Man in Blue
.....
Back on Earth, with the protections of SOM Deszeld City wasn't really affected by the War Ensemble invasion or really cared about the matter, Shalltear was worried why Raios and the others, but mostly Raios, hadn't come back yet...
"Where is the commander? Him not returning is cause for worry... I"ll go see Sterben, he probably has something that could track down the commander..." said Shalltear to herself as she went off towards the hospital of SOM's Chief Science and Medical Officer...
The Vampire arrived and met Marah and Bacia moving a cart of giant insect limbs towards an operating theater...
"Marah, Bacia, I'm here to see Sterben, it's an important matter regarding our missing members..." ordered Shalltear
"Yes Mistress Shalltear, we'll get the good Doctor, he is currently in the middle of surgery, but I think he was done with the modifications anyway..." replied Marah as they disappeared behind the doors, a scream was heard, and then the blood soaked SOM Doctor exited his ward...
"Ah, Shalltear, I see you need my assistance, follow me to my laboratory, and I'll see what I have to solve our little problem...' said Sterben as the two walked down a hallway into a room filled to the brim with sparking tech and machines whirring with noise...
"Doctor, I need something that can pinpoint a person's magical emissions, wherever he may be, finding that source will be the best way to trace him..." asked Shalltear
"Ah, yes... I whipped up one of those awhile back... Let me find it..." replied Sterben as dug through a few drawers, said, "Here it is!", and pulled out a vacuum wit ha screen that showed random lines and numbers on it...
"Doctor Sterben, will it work?" asked Shalltear, concerned
"Most likely, the magic emission scanner is built to trace sources of magic across the dimensions, so no matter where he is, we should find his location..." answered Sterben as it began to beep loudly, "Ah! It found him! IT seems the commander is currently in... In space..."
"That's it! Sterben, gather whatever equipment you need to fight as well as what you need to get us up there, while I go get someone expendable to be used to sacrifice to get the Commander back..." shouted Shalltear as Sterben agreed and the duo got ready...
Shalltear came back dragging Yao in tow as Sterben was finish packing a bag full of equipment...
"Why the hell are you dragging me with you?' struggled Yao against Shalltear's grip
"Shut it bug! I need you to give your life for the Commander, he's your friend isn't he?! Besides, your talismans are good explosives with being explosives, so they won't be expecting them!' yelled Shalltear as Yao gave up his fight...
"Alright you two, heads up, I got this limited jump teleporter that only has the ability to do one jump, still working out the kinks, so we most likely will need Miss Vados to get us home, but first priority is the Commander, are you ready?" asked Sterben
"We're ready..." replied the two Sins
"Alright then, hope this works, Marah, Bacia, tell the King we're handling the situation of our missing members and all the injured that our office is closed!" yelled Sterben
"Just letting you two know, if Sterben messes the jump and we end up in space, I'll be fine and hope you two enjoy becoming undead..." said Shalltear as the two men silently gulped and did the hail mercy teleport and ended up in the halls of a spaceship, presumably a prison...
"So Sterben, what's the plan?" asked Yao
"Oh, I have a few ideas..." chuckled Sterben as he removed a modified tablet...
Meanwhile...
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 8, 2017 23:10:43 GMT -5
The Bronze Mage stood.
"Aliens. Our reasons were simple. Necessity. We could not control the trees. Man In Blue refused to relinquish the prism. Tim refused to leave. We are too weak to so anything about it."
Jismandu opened his vocal pouch. "In that case..."
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Post by Tug on Aug 8, 2017 23:55:56 GMT -5
"Detain them... If they don't even attempt to defend against themselves, they we the High Galactic Council find your planet guilty..."
"Bronze Mage! What are you doing!" loudly whispered the Man in Blue
"Don't worry, I saw this on TV once, my plan will totally work..." replied the Bronze Mage
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(It's that time again folks, another of Tug's song posts! Hope you enjoy this one...)
As the Galanfraxvis guards were standing watch, as well as the Earthling prisoners contemplating an escape route, some strange noises started to be played over the loudspeakers....
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
"where is that noise coming from? You two, go find it!" shouted a blue skinned woman guard
I can't stop this feeling Deep inside of me
"Is that?' asked BA
"Blue Swede.. 1972... Yep..." replied Raios with a growl, realizing who it was...
Girl, you just don't realize What you do to me When you hold me In your arms so tight You let me know Everything's all right
Suddenly a shout rang out, "There they are! shoot them!"
I'm hooked on a feeling I'm high on believing That you're in love with me
Shalltear was creating bats to attack the guards, Yao was throwing explosive talismans on the larger guards to knock them out, and Sterben was by his tablet drawing the guards to him as he let the other two make it too the prison cells...
Lips are sweet as candy It's taste stays on my mind Girl, you got me thirsty For another cup of wine Got a bug from you, girl But I don't need no cure I just stay affecting If I can for sure
"They should be over here if Sterben's scanner is correct!" said Yao as he hit another guard with a talisman
"It better be, or his distraction will be worthless..." growled Shalltear, who was yearning for her "lover"...
All the good love when we're all alone Keep it up girl Yeah, you turn me on I'm hooked on a feeling I'm high on believing That you're in love with me
"Wait Raios, you don't think..." asked Stein
"Stein, their's only one person in SOM with that taste in music, it's him alright..." groaned Raios
All the good love When we're all alone Keep it up girl Yeah, you turn me on
"Intruders! Someone sound the alarm! We have an attempted prison break!" shouted a blue skinned four armed woman
I'm hooked on a feeling I'm high on believing That you're in love with me I'm hooked on a feeling And I'm high on believin' That you're in love with me I said I'm hooked on a feeling And I'm high on believin' That you're in love with me
With those last verses, Raios could hear female singing and immediately knew it was Shalltear, who was now standing in front of the cell as the song came to an end...
"Commander! I have organized a squadron to come rescue you and our comrades! I hope you ignore this disrespect to your own ability!" shouted Shalltear
"It's fine Shalltear, you're doing us a favor actually, now get these bars shut off..." replied Raios as Yao came into view...
"My turn, stand back Commander..." said Yao as he placed a talisman on top of the cell's control panel as as it exploded, the bars dispersed...
"Sterben gave us this gadget to unlock your cuffs, he made it with the spare parts he found in a trash can after he surveyed their tech..." said Shalltear, as she turned it on, the laser cuffs fell off and the SOM members were freed...
"Good work you two, now release the rest of our enemies..." ordered Raios
"What?" questioned the rescue duo
"You heard me, we're severely outnumbered and in goddamn space, if we all don't try to get home together, none of us will get home since we'll all be trying to kill each other, so go free them..." answered Raios
"Yes Commander..." replied the two as the Colorfolk, vEC, and GOD were freed as well...
"I guess the Prism-Dragon-Death-Beast Alliance is real then, well, what's the plan then?" asked BA
Meanwhile...
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 8, 2017 23:59:53 GMT -5
Two Cubii ships appeared and opened fire on the fleet. They were outnumbered, but nothing tops Cubii firepower. The ship was immediately crippled.
Inside the ship, the PDDBA was panicking.
"This ship is under attack! Now what?" Man In Blue yelled.
"To the escape pods!" Fark yelled.
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Post by Tug on Aug 9, 2017 0:07:51 GMT -5
On the Stockade, High Commander Phereon shouted, "Have the Arabesque, Interceptor, and Powder Keg deal with their ships! I want them detained immediately! We finally have the Cubii in our grasp! ALL ONBOARD SECURITY! WE HAVE A PRISON BREAK IN PROGRESS! I REPEAT, A PRISON BREAK IN PROGRESS! ALL MEMBERS TO BLOCK GAFIL 3426!"
The three fleet ships surrounded the Cubii vessels, with the Interceptor sneaking up behind them, the Cubii ship was trapped in a force field, and the Arabesque fired two shots, destroying their engines in one go, with no means of escape, a tractor beam was activated and pulled the Cubii ships aboard the Powder Keg, outgunned and out numbered, the Cubii surrendered to the Galanfraxvis...
"Holy Horned One..." mumbled Xex as two giant four armed Galanfraxvis soldiers tackled her to the ground...
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Back aboard the Stockade, the alliance decided to split up for now...
"Well reclaim our weapons and then we'll figure out a way off this ship, first to the armory, then we'll split off for realsies..." said BA as they all agreed,,,
Back on Sodor...
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 9, 2017 1:53:50 GMT -5
First off, Cubii ships are far more powerful than that. At the first sign of being overwhelmed, the ships vanished.
Secondly, on Sodor, Femme Dans Green arrived in a clearing, where Sol, Lightbender, and Kendarboo were waiting.
"I bring you a pair of War Ensemble prisoners. I regret to inform you that the rest of my allies were killed."
"Thank you for your help, Femme Dans Vert." Kendarboo pulled out a communicator. "Kendarboo to Borg Cube. Six to beam up."
Using the On Demand function on their remote, Kendarboo has summoned a variety of fictional TV villians and anti-heroes to help him defeat the War Ensemble and overthrow VEC. He met with them in a room on the Borg Cube.
"I say we just shoot them from orbit. Makes it *urp* easier." Rick Sanchez suggested.
"Too many unnecessary casualties. I suggest we send the Dothraki." Daenerys Targaryen suggested.
"Too low-tech. Let's call in the Avengers." Ant-Man said.
"You'd be surprised how much damage a shapeshifter like me can do." Odo offered.
"People, people. These are all great suggestions, but the rights to you are expensive. There's only two non-Thomas characters we can afford. Sherlock Holmes, Darkwing Duck. You're on."
*****
On the ships, the Galanfraxvis were busy reeling from the Cubii's narrow escape when they were attacked by a new foe: Tim, BT, and Vados, newly freed.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 11, 2017 1:50:38 GMT -5
Hey does anyone remember that one thing I did for randomness way back on the old forum? Charlemagne goes riding I think it was? No? Well let's revisit it anyway! Maybe he'll get a big part in the War Ensemble Arc or later on some place, some time, some where.
Charlemagne was riding through his empire.
All of a sudden some weird thing lightenated him and BAM he had traveled time and space and arrived in Sodor, 2017 (that's the date, last I heard), just in time to get smashed in the face by some big, hulking Transylvanian who looked like he wanted to jam a pole up his ass.
Boy oh boy.
Meanwhile...
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 14, 2017 23:35:56 GMT -5
On the spaceship, the battle raged. The beings putting BM and MIB on trial were distracted.
"Let's get out of here!" The Bronze Mage hissed, grabbing Man In Blue by the hand.
The two ran to an closed door.
"Piece of cake." Man In Blue said. "Derfy ferf puilto grak falb!"
The door did not explode.
"That's odd..."
The Bronze Mage used a spell of his own. The same thing happened.
"Bloody hell. They must have a magic dampener or-"
Suddenly, the door exploded. Raios and Fark stood on the other side of the door, battered but okay. Fark was holding an alien laser gun.
"Actually, Raios and I still have our powers." Fark said snootily.
"How did you know we were here? Or what we were talking about?" Man In Blue asked.
"I trusted in the writers." Fark replied snidely.
"Now is not the time to be meta!" The Bronze Mage snapped. "How come our powers aren't working but yours are?"
"Simple. Prism magic."
"What's that got to do with it?" Man In Blue snapped.
"Everything." Fark chuckled cruelly. "See, we're in space, light-years from earth. Your power comes from the prism. With your kind of magic, every spell you cast sends a signal to the Prism, which sends power back to you. But magic only travels at the speed of light. So if you're too far from the Prism..."
"No magic." Man In Blue finished sadly.
"Yep. All the colorfolk here have zero magic power." Raios commented.
"How is that fair?" Man In Blue screamed.
Fark grinned menacingly. "The writers are always on about how the colorfolk are all-powerful and always win and could easily defeat the War Ensemble and blah-blah-blah. It's about time we level- wait a minute. I did not just 'grin menacingly'! How long have you been describing my speech in overly negative terms, jackasses?"
"Fark! Stop being meta!" Man In Blue snapped.
"But my power doesn't even come from the Prism!" The Bronze Mage said.
"Technically no, but some spells from your colorman days do, so you can use some spells, but not those. It's complicated. I'll mail you a lampshade later." Fark replied.
"Fark! Stop being meta!" Man In Blue growled.
"At least I have pocket dimensions." BM sighed.
"Anyway," Fark continued, "I'd just like to point out that you two grabbed each other's hands earlier in this post and it was never stated you'd let go, implying you're still holding hands. It's awful cute, but I'm afraid there's a new bromance in town. Isn't that right, bro?"
"Let's kick some alien butt, bro!" Raios said, and Raios and Fark fistbumped before vanishing down a corridor.
Man In Blue and Bronze Mage released hands, stuttering.
"I was just..."
"I didn't realize..."
"Your hands are really soft and-"
"What?"
"Nothing."
The two stared at each other, blushing, before deciding to put this awkward moment behind them and ran down the hallway, where the rest of the prison escapees were gathered.
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