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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 19:03:07 GMT -5
Because they didn't; I ran Frank over.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 19:12:39 GMT -5
Ok, let me correct this...
"Because our lease goes until September!" Frank reminded him.
Toz came back sad. "Turns out I can't afford the apartment; we collectively pay the rent." He explained.
"Look, I'm sorry Aunt Angie, but you can't say" Frank said.
"And why not?" Aunt Angie asked.
"OOOUUUTTTT!" They all collectively scream.
* Cut to shot of exterior of building. A dot is seen being thrown out of the apartment. Screaming is heard than an "SPLAT!"
Frank, D-11, Toz and Tug are standing there.
"I...I can't believe we just did that" D-11 said in utter disbelief.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 19:15:43 GMT -5
"I can't believe I survived!" "AHHHHHHHH!!" *laughtrack*
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Post by Tug on Jun 16, 2016 20:12:27 GMT -5
"So what do we do about Alberto?" asked Tug
"Albert who?" asked D-11
"You know... The Burro I stole... I mean was given out of pity in Mexico..." replied Tug
*Cuts to Alberto eating part of the couch... *laughtrack*
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 20:16:22 GMT -5
"Uh... I'm leaving," replies Toz. "Now look, Auntie..." "Don't you 'auntie' me! Why, I'm old enough to be your grandmother. Actually... I might be your grandmother... no, never mind, I'm thinking of your grandmother."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 20:17:15 GMT -5
"Oh, we'll just take Alberto to the farm out of town" Frank said.
"Wait a minute; we're on the seventh floor! How did a mule get up here?" Toz asked.
"Hello! I fell down seven stories and now my legs are stuck in the fence! I can't move!" Aunt Angie called.
"Should we help her?" D-11 asked.
"What's the point? She's not appearing after this episode anyway" Frank said (Laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 20:18:45 GMT -5
"OH YES I AM!!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 20:27:12 GMT -5
"NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE CONTRACT SPECIFICALLY STATED 1 1/2 EPISODES!" Frank said (laugh track)
"1/2 episode?" Aunt Angie said.
"You wouldn't understand!" Frank said.
Just then, Aunt Angie got a call on her cell phone.
"She has a cell phone?" Tug said.
"She's full of surprises" D-11 said (laugh track)
She hung up. "Sorry boys! You'll have to forget about me moving in! My sister's in the hospital and I gotta see her"
So she somehow got out of the fence, boarded a bus, and went very far away.
"So, now that she's gone, how about we finally get to the episode?" Frank asked.
"Stop it with the meta-references!" D-11 said.
"Sorry." Frank apologized.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 20:31:17 GMT -5
Suddenly... in walked Aunt Angie. "WHAT?!" "Turns out, it was a prank call. I soon showed the pervert..." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 20:45:30 GMT -5
"Which is why I have decided to take up the apartment on the fourth floor; the hot tub will work wonders on my back. See you around" and she left.
"Finally! Now we can go back to what this show is supposed to be about; the misadventures of five friends in the city of... of... for Christ's sake what city are we in!?" Frank fumed.
"I think New York City" Tug said
"It can't be, there's the Leaning tower of Pisa" Frank said.
"But... we're in America" D-11 said, confused (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 20:49:35 GMT -5
"Uh..." Suddenly, Aunt Angie walks back in, shouting, "And the same to you, Mister!!" "What are you doing back here for?!" "Turns out, someone just took it." "That's it!" cries Frank, "Screw the lease, we're moving to the bigger apartment!"
.........
"There, I think we're all finished organizing our new rooms." "Damn it!" cried Aunt Angie. "What?" "I got my hair stuck in the refrigerator." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 21:12:59 GMT -5
Frank is suddenly seen in bed sleeping, and he wakes up screaming.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"Frank, what happened, it's two in the morning!" D-11 said as TGC, Tug and Toz came to the door.
"I had this terrible dream guys; Aunt Angie was going to move in with us!"
"That's not a dream, that's a nightmare!" D-11 said.
"I know, right? What happened to her anyway?"
"Oh, she's gone to a better place... her mansion in the Hamptons" D-11 said (laugh track)
"Well, at least everything is back to normal... let's resume this episode in the morning." Frank said. (laugh track)
*They leave, Frank turns to audience.
"You know how I know that was all a dream? Because I was NOT about to break the lease and lose a $12,000 security deposit... and we can't afford to build new sets. Don't worry folks, this episode will resume in the morning... good night.
* applause, fade to black
*resume scene- the five are eating breakfast in the apartment of apartment 7C.
"Ok guys; who wants what? I can make pancakes, waffles, eggs and French toast." Frank said as he warmed up the griddle
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 21:17:28 GMT -5
"I'll take all of it," says Aunt Angie. *laughtrack* "GAHHHH!!!" "What are you doing here?!" "I live here, remember?" "You... do?!" "Yeah, we decided it last night." "We did?!" "Don't you remember anything?!" "That's it!" cries Diesel 11, "I won't stand for this, I'll-" and he tries over a cable, and breaks through the floor....
.......
He awakes in the hospital sometime later. "What happened?" "Apparently," says Frank, "our apartment was riddled with termites, so we're forced to move out." "And Aunt Angie?" "We can't get rid of her, so she's moving with us." "Okay. I think I'll live..." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 21:38:02 GMT -5
"That's it!" And suddenly a suited man walks onto the set.
"I am tired of you guys ignoring the script. Margaret, we don't need you anymore, Aunt Angie doesn't appear after this! You're FIRED!" He said.
"Who are you?" The doctor asked,
"I'm Ronald Dummis, the producer of this show; there is no room in the budget for Aunt Angie, I'm sorry, but you are gone, and that is it; my mind is made up"
Two stage hands subsequently took her off set.
After an awkward stare, the producer took out a remote and rewinded to the dining room.
......
"so what do you guys want for breakfast?" Frank asked.
"What? No cereal!? Why, I'm so mad I will..." and as he stood up to go run into the kitchen, he tripped and fell, breaking through the floor.
......
He awakes in the hospital sometime later. "What happened?" "Apparently," says Frank, "our apartment was riddled with termites, so we're forced to move out for a couple weeks." "We're going to have to move into a motel while it is taken care of" Tug explained. "I'm thinking of suing the landlord for this" TGC observed. "Okay. I think I'll live..." D-11 said *laugh track*
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 1:26:39 GMT -5
"Wait, where's Toz?" D11 asked.
"He's gotten sick of all the jumping around in plotlines, so he went to stay with his secratary friend from the last episode, Riley Cavanaugh."
"But... He can't just do that! It's the third episode, and none of the stuff on his character profile has been mentioned on screen!" *laughtrack*
"Me neither, and you don't hear me complaining... much." TGC said. *laughtrack*
"Anyway, he sent an old friend from college to stay with us because he enjoys possible us off." Tug said. "Remember Elvira?"
D11's brain was kind of addled from the medicine, so all he could offer was a hazy "she looks like a prostitute!" *laughtrack*
"Excuse me!" Elvira shrieked. "I'm not just a pretty face! I'm a marine biologist, and I like to think I make good company!" And Elvira stormed out. *laughtrack*
D11 hazily muttered "Oh my goodness, it's Frank's dream girl!" *laughtrack*
*commercials yay*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 1:33:15 GMT -5
"you know what? I'm with Toz on this one; at least if I stick around with him for a while; we just might be able to salvage this mess of an episode!" Frank said (laugh track)
Some time later, Frank found Toz and Riley.
"Oh hey Frank; what are you doing here?" Toz asked.
"Well, tug and TGC went to work and D-11 is in the hospital, so that pretty much leaves you and me to carry the rest of the episode. Plus, I'd like Riley to get a proper introduction" Frabk said.
"Thank you. Wait, introduction?" Riley asked.
"Don't mind it; he's just fourth wall aware like me" Toz said.
"Oh."
But then on went the scene.
"So, you mind if I join you guys got a bit?" Frank asked.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 1:45:11 GMT -5
"Sure, just let us introduce Riley first." Toz said.
"Um, okay... hi, I'm Riley, I work at WaldTech, the company that's producing your flashlight thing. Please, I beg you, don't ask me if I'm a boy or a girl, because it's super obvious."
"No it's not..." *laughtrack*
"I enjoy painting, baseball, fishing, cooking, and cosplaying as Vaarsuvius from "Order of the Stick."*laughtrack* "I also have several exotic pets."
"Got room for a donkey? We actually have one of those, and it needs a home." Frank said. *laughtrack*
"No, sorry, I don't think the homeowners association would approve. They wouldn't let me keep my Okapi, either." *laughtrack*
"You had an okapi!?" Toz shrieked. *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 1:53:31 GMT -5
"Yes, and even though they may look similar to zebras, it turns out they are more closely related to giraffes" Riley explained.
(Is Riley based on a real friend you have?)
"Actually I think it's a mule" Frank said
"What's the difference?" Riley asked
"Mules are a hybrid between a male donkey and a female horse, while donkeys are their own thing" Frank said.
Toz and Riley stared at Frank
"What? I am the trivia guy" he pointed out *laugh track.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 2:01:30 GMT -5
(Loosely based on a few friends/me. Also, I stole the name from a book)
"I know that!" Toz said snidely *laughtrack*
Meanwhile, at the hospital, D-11, Elvira, Tug, and TGC were sitting around. A nurse walked in.
"David D. Leven, your aunt is here to-"
"NO!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 2:09:49 GMT -5
"Tell her she's not..."
"She's just leaving a message. She's leaving to go stay with her sister in Pennsyltucky, and she won't be around for a long time." The doctor said
"Believe me, we don't mind" D-11 said.
...
"So basically, you'll be staying with your friend, and the four of us will be staying in a hotel till the termites are gone." Frank explained
"When will that be?" Toz asked.
"Oh, probably by next Sunday at 9" (winks at audience, laugh track)
"So Frank; you hear about Elvira yet?" Toz asked.
"Oh; is she a new supporting character?" Frank asked *laugh track.
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