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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 20, 2017 0:36:21 GMT -5
Then he missed the trampoline, hit the ground and blacked out. *audience gasps*
When he came to...
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 20, 2017 0:38:46 GMT -5
He was in the hospital and his spine was broken in seven places.
Then the police showed up to arrest him for public indecency and sex with a minor ("she said she looked young!").
"Now that TGC's getting developed, we need a new butt monkey." Frank explained.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 20, 2017 0:41:46 GMT -5
"How about a butt taco?" asked Riley. They all looked at herm in bewilderment.
"What?"
"It's a webcomic..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 20, 2017 1:12:52 GMT -5
As they all stood there outside D11's hospital room, suddenly a doctor came up to Riley.
"Ah, Riley, good thing you happened to stop by today, I have the results of the bloodwork from your last check up" the doctor explained.
"And?" Riley asked.
"Well, in short... you have epididymitis and you unfortunately tested positive for Prostate cancer, you do carry the gene" the doctor said.
"Wait a minute, the only gender that can get those are... I knew it!" Frank exclaimed.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 20, 2017 1:14:50 GMT -5
"...not only that, but ovarian cancer as well."
"Wait a minute, that makes you... I knew it!" said Diesel 11, who fell back again in pain. *laughtrack*
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 20, 2017 1:17:44 GMT -5
"Well, better call my andrologist and my gynecologist." Riley said, walking off.
"TGC, GIVE US THE ANSWERS!" Tug yelled.
"I promised not to tell." TGC said.
"I could be trans!" Riley yelled back.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 20, 2017 1:19:47 GMT -5
"Sick bastard motherf***ing c***sucker c*** s***" *laughtrack*
"Okay, that's enough D11," said Tug, "get some more morphine in your veins." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 20, 2017 1:24:22 GMT -5
"Hey, wait a second, we've fallen out of the seventh floor window before and we always walked away; why is this suddenly a problem now?" Frank asked (laugh track)
"Wait a minute... you're right! I've survived worse than this before! Hell I fell from the ROOF in the pilot!" D11 declared (laugh track)
Just then, D11, stood up, smiled, and proceeded to do backflips, cartwheels, and all sorts of other crazy gymnastic moves.
"It's a miracle! I'm not injured!" He said as he kept doing those amazing moves. (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 20, 2017 1:26:48 GMT -5
Then he twisted his ankle and fell into the arms of the policemen who arrested him.
"Right, let's go."
"Wait no no no!"
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 20, 2017 1:27:26 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in solitary...
"Those stupid punks think they can leave me by myself," said Aunt Angie, fuming, "why I oughta..."
"Visitor for you," said the guard, and in walked...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 20, 2017 1:38:06 GMT -5
...D11
"Davis?" Aunt Angie said.
"Don't call me that!" D11 fumed (laugh track(
"Have you come to bail me out?" Aunt Angie asked.
"No... you can't put a price on family, but I'm not paying a 10 million dollar bail" D11 replied (laugh track)
"You can't just leave me here!" Aunt Angie said.
"Sorry Aunt Angie, there's nothing I can do" D11 said as he was brought to a cell, when the lieutenant came up to him.
"Let him go boys; DA dropped the charges" he explained.
"WHAT?!" The officers and D11 gasped.
"Yea... turns out the female was lying about her age and she was older than she really was, and a bunch of other questionably legal nonsense that we're better off letting him go so we don't get a lawsuit" he explained. (laugh track)
D11 went to go before asking the question that was on everyone's minds
"Aunt Angie... what are those warrants for?" D11 asked.
"6 for homicide, 3 for arson, 4 for burglary, 4 for car theft" the officer replied
(D11 leaves the station with his jaw dropped from the shock of the revelation)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 20, 2017 1:44:21 GMT -5
"Hey, uh y'might wanna let that old lady out too, apparently she was framed and there's gonna be hell to pay if you don't let her go."
"Oh, uh, right away," said the guard, and he unlocked the door, letting Aunt Angie out.
Then as she left, he turned to the other man and found that there was no one else there!
"He he," said Aunt Angie to herself, "good thing I know ventriloquism!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 20, 2017 2:12:37 GMT -5
But did she do it? Or didn't she? Her time in solitary had messed with her mind, and she had no idea anymore.
"And now to go... say... where do I live?" Aunt Angie asked herself, confused. (laugh track, applause, fade to black)
(Return to the apartment; the five main friends and Alberto are in the dining room having pizza)
"Man, it's been one hell of a ride, right guys?" Frank asked.
"You bet; next month it'll be 3 years of sharing an apartment" Tug added
"What do you think the next year is going to be like?" TGC asked.
"Who knows; but one thing's for sure- we'll face all our problems together and come out on top" D11 declared.
"And maybe We'll get some more prominent female characters on this show; whatever happened to that marine biologist anyway?" Frank asked (laugh track)
"Well... I have a date tonight, so maybe I'll get a girlfriend next season!" D11 said (laugh track)
"After all the failed dates?" Toz asked (laugh track)
"You can't stop me forever!" D11 said back.
"Heehaw!" Alberto said
"He's right you know" Tug said (laugh track)
(End scene, fade to black; now the camera is zoomed out to show the apartment set and studio audience. The audience is giving a standing ovation)
"Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of The 3WSR Show!" The announcer begins.
"Toz!" He shouts as Toz walks out on stage, just in front of the apartment set. He's wearing a tuxedo.
"D11!" He shouts as D11 walks out on stage, just in front of the apartment set. He's wearing a tuxedo.
"TGC!" He shouts as TGC walks out on stage, just in front of the apartment set. He's wearing a tuxedo.
"Tug!" He shouts as Tug walks out on stage, just in front of the apartment set. He's wearing a tuxedo.
"Frank!" He shouts as Frank walks out on stage, just in front of the apartment set. He's wearing a tuxedo.
"We found another tuxedo!" Frank declares as the audience cheers.
"And now our supporting characters!" The Announcer says as the cheering and standing ovation continues.
"Alberto the donkey!" He shouts as Alberto walks out on stage with his animal trainer, wearing the dress from earlier.
"Riley!" He shouts as Riley walks out on stage, wearing a tuxedo.
"Uncle Mark!" He shouts as Uncle Mark comes out on stage, wearing a tuxedo.
"Mr. Waldren!" He shouts as Mr. Waldren comes out on stage, wearing a tuxedo.
"And Aunt Angie!" He shouts as Aunt Angie comes out on stage, wearing... well, something appropriate for her age.
The supporting character leave as the announcer proceeds
"Our Director, Dennis Bellman!" The announcer says as the spotlight briefly shines on the director
"Our Producer Ronald Dummis!" The announcer says as the spotlight briefly shines on the producer.
"The Cameramen, Jake, Jacob, Jarvis and James!" He says as the spotlight briefly shines on them.
"And everyone else, too camera shy to come out right now, we thank you too!" The announcer finishes up as the spotlights go back to the five friends. Then the music started as the five main characters stood there and waved to the crowd as the clapping and cheering continued.
They're five crazy guys Who have most unusual lives
But put them together and what have you got? 3WSR and here's the plot!
Five guys, who love burgers and fries
(Frank interjects; the audience says the line with him) "Seriously? I hate corporate sponsors...
Five friends whose adventures never seem to end!
For a good laugh don't look far, Welcome to the world of 3...W...S...RRRRRRRRR!!!"
(Frank says the last line with the help of the audience)
"Seriously? That's our theme song?" Frank said, before taking a couple whipped cream pies from TGC and Toz
"Where were you keeping those?" Frank said, confused (audience laughs)
"It's been a great season everyone! You've been an awesome audience, good night everyone! See you next season!" Tug says as the credits begin rolling, and the five main characters are joined by the supporting characters again.
(POST CREDITS SCENE)
Ronald Dummis is in his office when D11 pops in.
"Oh Mr. Dummis?" He began.
"Yes?" Ronald asked.
"You and I need to have a long, long chat about season 2's budget" D11 said as he sat down
(end episode)
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