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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 16:15:40 GMT -5
Frank comes from behind the fridge door, an ice pack on his head "yeah, and heaven knows if she had the depth of character, or she was all looks" Frank said (laugh track)
"What are you blabbering on about? Come to think of it, why are you always talking to the apartment's fourth wall?" Aunt Angie asked (laugh track)
"I'd explain it to you, but there's no point since you won't be appearing the rest of the season" (Laugh track)
"What?" Aunt Angie asked, confused.
"I mean, well you are only in town for a short while, aren't you. Surely you do have a home to go to" Frank explained.
"Yes, this is true" Aunt Angie asked.
"So how was your day with her?" Frank asked D-11
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 16:18:24 GMT -5
"Hell. Complete and utter hell!!" "Uh... okay...." *laughtrack* "You know what, you got me thinking, Frank," said Aunt Angie. "What do you mean?" "I've decided to stay here!" *laughtrack, Frank and Diesel 11 look at each other and mouth "Uh-oh!"* *Fade to black* *Credits, end of episode*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 16:36:33 GMT -5
Frank throws a ball and the credits shatter.
"Wait a minute! We still have a couple plot points to wrap up!" Frank pointed out.
Frank showed D-11 a check.
"Guess what man; I got a check from the investors; they're gonna make the Solar powered flashlight!" Frank said *Audience cheers
"That's great Frank! You'll make millions!" D-11 said.
"WE will make millions; the money's gonna help all of us" Frank said (audience "Awws"
"What?! A flashlight powered by the sun?! How is is supposed to work at night!?" Aunt Angie said.
"I'd explain it to you, but I think you're just going to give me another crazy response" Frank said *laugh track.
"Say, where's Toz? He should be back by now?" D-11 asked.
"Not sure; said he was going to hang out at the space needle for a while" Frank explained.
"So we're in Seattle?" Aunt Angie asked.
"Please, don't. We're not going there again." Frank said. *Looks out window to see Sphinx and Golden gate bridge, laugh track
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 16:46:34 GMT -5
Meanwhile...
*Toz is hanging from the Space Needle* "Damn it."
*Fade to black, roll on episode 3!*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 16:57:30 GMT -5
Season 1, episode 1: Pilot
Season 1, Episode 2: Frank's Bright Idea
Season 1, Episode 3: D-11 and the Incident
(NOTE: The way this works is, we come up with a ridiculous title first, then from there, write the episode)
It had been several days since Aunt Angie's visit. She went back home to get her things, then she promised that she would be back in a couple weeks.
So Aunt Angie's moving in?" A confused Toz asked, who was still unsure how he hanged from the Space needle.
"Not to our apartment exactly; just the building" Frank explained. "Besides, we are in apartment 7C. I asked Jacob the landlord; the only ones free are apartments 4B and 3A; even if she moves in, there is a good 3 floors separating us" he continued.
"Well that's a relief" D-11 said.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 17:02:29 GMT -5
Suddenly, Aunt Angie walks in. "Okay, I think I'll just put this stuff here..." "Aunt Angie, what are you doing?" "What do you think I'm doing, I'm moving in!" *laughtrack* "What?!" "Hey, you guys need me desperately. All you eat is fast food. I can make you some good meals." "Like what?" "Hot dogs, hamburgers, and pizza!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 17:10:01 GMT -5
"Hey! I can make Chicken Parmesan!" Frank said.
"Then why don't you?" Aunt Angie asked.
"...because no one ever wants it" Frank said sadly (Audience "Awws")
"And anyway, you don't need to move in here Angie, it's ok. There's two empty apartments down stairs that you can have all to yourself!" D-11 told her. "In fact, 4B has a hot tub!"
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Post by Tug on Jun 16, 2016 17:27:17 GMT -5
"That's not exactly high quality cuisine either.." deadpanned Toz *laughtrack*
Suddenly, the front door opens, revealing a battered and bruised Tug... *Audience applause*
"What the hell guys!!!" shouted Tug
"What are you so angry about Tug?" asked Frank
"I come home after a dangerous and deadly adventure, literally sending you a postcard for help, and you don't even answer me or read it in the last episode!" yelled Tug in response
"Really? You sent a postcard? With D-11's aunt here I never checked the mail..." replied Toz
"What did it say anyway?" asked D-11, not really caring...
Tug replied, "Well it went like this:
Dear Roommates,
As you know, I'm an internationally famous accountant who does work all over the globe and along with TGC is the only one who pays rent *cough D-11 get a job cough* and my recent job sent me to Mexico. In Mexico I did work for their government, maybe a cartel that was really a front for a CIA, won an entire world poker game at a fabulous resort, lost in all on a burro race, receiving the losing burro as compensation, and in short, never really want to go to Mexico again because well they the country itself doesn't want me back either... Plus I lost my passport in the Burro race...
- Signed Tug
P.S. Send Legal Documentation
P.P.S. Do research on how to ship Burro internationally, plus where to keep said animal in the apartment building..."
"That doesn't seem that bad..." replied D-11
"Well you're not the one who had to seek over the border with a Burro under the watchful eyes of Dolan T. Drumph now huh?" answered Tug, "Also where should I keep this Burro, his name is Alberto.."
A mule soon walks into the living room... *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 17:34:12 GMT -5
"Seriously? PETA's going to be sending a lot of angry emails" Frank observed *Laugh track
*fade to black; the theme song starts. Cheerful, upbeat music begins followed by the singers.
They're five crazy guys Who have most unusual lives
But put them together and what have you got? 3WSR and here's the plot!
Five guys, who love burgers and fries
(Frank interjects) "Seriously? I hate corporate sponsors...
Five friends whose adventures never seem to end.
For a good laugh don't look far, Welcome to the world of 3...W...S...RRRRRRRRR!!!"
("The 3WSR Show" title appears on screen; Frank suddenly appears beside the title)
"Seriously? That's our theme song?"
(Frank gets crushed as the exclamation point falls on top of him)
"I was probably asking for that" Frank says as the screen fades to black again.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 17:54:23 GMT -5
"Now Auntie, you really don't need to move in with us..." "So?" *laughtrack* "Let me put it this way," says Toz. "WE NEED YOU LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD!!" "So?" *laughtrack* "Better get used to the idea guys," says Frank, "I think she's staying for good..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 18:00:25 GMT -5
"No she's not!" Suddenly an older man walked in.
"Oh, hello Jacob; what's up?" Frank asked.
"I'm here to remove this woman from the apartment. Your lease clearly stipulates that this is a five person apartment, and bringing her in here would violate the rules." Jacob informed.
"So?" Aunt Angie asked.
"Read my lips, I am the landlord, and I say YOU. CAN'T. LIVE. HERE." He fumed.
"So?" She said again.
"You leave now or I call the police" he said.
"Goodbye" and suddenly she walked out.
"Well that was...lazy" Frank said.
"Was this even supposed to happen?" And suddenly D-11 looked at the script (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 18:06:55 GMT -5
"No, it wasn't! Aunt Angie, come back!" "Yes?" "The thing is, TGC and Tug are away most of the time, so very rarely would all six of us be together. According to the script, you can stay." "Well," says the landlord, "it the script says it, then it must be okay." *laughtrack* Diesel 11 smiles with his success, and then - "Oh no, what have I done?!" *laughtrack* Aunt Angie unpacks her things.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 18:11:17 GMT -5
Frank rapidly thinks, then a lightbulb goes off over his head.
"ahh!" He screams, takes the lightbulb and throws it. "I hate it when that happens"
Then he went to Aunt Angie and informed her. "I am so sorry, but we don't have a spare room. All our rooms are taken, and there is no where we can put you. You'll have nowhere to sleep I am afraid."
She then fumed. "What? You have someone move in and you don't even have the courtesy to free up a bed? Well forget it! Eat fast food for all I care, I'm going downstairs!" And she stormed out angry.
(Somehow, I think this episode will be a series of bits where they try to get rid of aunt Angie, only for something to happen where she comes back. Actually, that might be a good plot after all. Should I change the title?)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 18:14:33 GMT -5
(No, I'm bound to run into an incident somehow or other. ) She promptly walked back in. "I have an idea. Be right back." An hour later, Aunt Angie walks in with a bed. "Now I have a bed, and the workmen will be here tomorrow morning to build a new room." "W-workmen?!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 18:21:36 GMT -5
"We can't afford a new set!" Frank said.
"What?" Aunt Angie asked.
"Uh, I mean, look it's Jacob again!" Frank said.
Jacob came walking in "No no no! I will not allow ANY form of modifications to my apartments. You're outta here!" And suddenly she was picked up by Jacob and carried out.
"But I need a room!"
"Then take one of the free apartments!" They heard screaming.
"Glad that's over" D-11 said.
Toz simply counted down on his watch...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 18:23:16 GMT -5
"3... 2... 1..." "Heeeeeere's Angie!" "Oh Gawdry!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 16, 2016 18:44:17 GMT -5
"I said you're gone!" And the landlord grabbed her again.
"Quick, bar the door!" Toz suddenly said.
And the friends closed the door, locked it, then put a couch, a chair and an end table in front of it.
"that should keep her out" Frank said confidently
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 18:56:13 GMT -5
Aunt Angie suddenly appears in front of them. "Who are we blocking out? Don't let them in!" *laughtrack*
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 16, 2016 19:00:34 GMT -5
*Toz suddenly jumps up* "Wait, do you say one of the vacant rooms has a hot tub? I'm out of here!" *laughtrack*
"Toz, dang it, no..." *laughtrack*
"Hey, looks like there's a vacancy after all!" Aunt Angie said. *laughtrack*
*Tug pulls out a Beretta handgun* "Sorry, guys." *laughtrack*
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 19:02:02 GMT -5
Diesel 11 pulls Frank aside. "Look, we're never going to get rid of my aunt. She's set on living with us. So, why don't we move to one of the bigger apartments? They're free, after all."
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