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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 30, 2018 0:23:38 GMT -5
Bronze Mage, Fark and Raios were on fishing duty at the moment, seeing what they could pull out the black nothingness.
"Hey, give me more power; I think i got something" Bronze Mage declared as he zeroed in on a sign of life.
"I hope its not another one of those... things..." Fark muttered as he pointed at the pile of weird, green, slime-like things. No one knew what they were... and quite frankly they wished they could throw them back.
"Say, you think we should give this device a name? Like, I don't know, Bertram, Denise, Galloway, Kieth..." Bronze Mage asked.
"That is a thing; it doesn't need a name" Raios pointed out.
"Well wouldn't we first need to know if this is a boy machine or a girl machine?" Fark asked.
"I think that raises more questions than answers... damn it! Now you've got me talking nonsensical!" Raios shouted angrily. But just then from the machine someone manifested... The human seemed normal, wearing clothes that seemed to resemble that of a doctor... but he also wore strange gloves around his hands.
"Man, it feels good to be out of there... boss, why are you working with that guy from SOM you said smells like dirty gym socks and rotten fruit and looks like a total..."
"Not now, Doctor Laser!!" Bronze Mage suddenly said nervously, cutting him off (white eyes)
"No no, I want to hear this... what exactly do I look like" Raios said, looking angrily at Bronze Mage.
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Post by Tug on Oct 13, 2018 23:37:26 GMT -5
"Oh ok then, well the Bronze Mage said..." was all Dr. Laser could get out as his leader frantically pulled the nearest lever, which opened up a portal in the floor sucking Dr. Laser through t who knows where...
"Well now that he's gone to deal with those pesky heroes, we can drop the subject all together, right? HahahaHAHAHAHA!" nervously laughed BM
"Hmph... You're lucky Mage, for if I heard your insults properly, I might not have let you live..." huffed Raios as he left the room
"Wonder where the Doctor went... Ah well, doesn't matter now, I get a poker game with the Janitors and Alchemist to finish... Papa needs a need pair of summoning seals!" giddily laughed BM as he left...
The lever he pulled, the one clearly labelled, "Experimental Power Boosting Teleporter - Caution: Side Effects Unknown: DO NOT PULL" was now currently in the pulled down position...
Back at the Highschool...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 14, 2018 0:01:57 GMT -5
The disciplinary committee got to work with... well, disciplining the foursome. Tug crossed his arms as he withstood a beating from three students with bokken striking him. Tao Gai was on the ground, three more were beating him while he struggled to defend himself. Ken Shiro was up against the wall as three more members beat him up, striking repeatedly against his back.
And Frank... well he began running away.
"I had nothing to do with it, I swear!" he said as he kept running and running until he lost his footing and slipped. The three members then surrounded poor Haisha.
"Nobody escapes the disciplinary committee" the lead of the three said as they began raising their bokken. Frank saw as they prepared to strike when...
"Hey! What the heck are you doing to Haisha!?" A voice shouted. Frank looked up... as if the situation couldn't get any worse... now the student body president was witnessing his punishment.
"Not now of all times; I still don't know what I have to apologize for!!" Frank said to himself.
"Stand back, President; this is official Disciplinary Council business!" They said as they started striking Frank, in a scene so pathetic it was fitting for a guy named Haisha
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 9, 2018 23:10:56 GMT -5
At around this exact moment, Dr. Laser landed on a street. Everything was normal, and people walked by him without giving a second thought.
"Perfect, they will not see me coming!" He grinned as he removed his gloves, and pointed his fingers at a store window.
"Face my wrath, people of this world, FOR HERE COMES DR. LASER!" He declared menacingly as he shot lasers from his fingers at a nearby car... they subsequently hit the mirror and struck Dr. Laser in his eyes.
"GAHH!!" He screamed as he covered his eyes in pain. And when he uncovered them....
"Oh, crap... I'm blind. Where am I?" He said as he held his arms up in front of him, trying to find something to hold on to. "Well... this is a bad spot to be in" he said
*Writing appears on screen
Dr. Laser's lasers can only be used for pointing purposes; his fingers are each essentially a powerful laser pointer. Remember kids, don't play with lasers, and don't shine them in someone else's eyes"
......
"Well this is a bad spot to be in!" Frank shouted as the beating continued.
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Post by Tug on Dec 10, 2018 1:33:36 GMT -5
"No one... Except me... Can hurt my Haisha!" shouted Jessica in a climactic gasp as she pulled out a cat o nine tails from her chest and whipped the three council members, knocking them out with severe lashes across their chests...
"Uh oh... Ah! I didn't do anything!" shouted Frank in agony as he now began to run away from the Student Body President
"Wait Haisha! IF you wanted to be punished, you should have come to me first!" yelled Jessica with a perverted face as she ran after Frank, destroying students, faculty, and property with her multi-headed whip chasing after her "beloved"...
Meanwhile...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 10, 2018 2:06:19 GMT -5
Dr. Laser's vision still hadn't returned, but he decided to shrug it off.
"Eh, to hell with it" he said, and began firing his lasers in completely random directions, sending everyone running even though nothing was getting damaged.
......
TGC Was just about to sit down to lunch when he suddenly found himself beamed away
Eyes was about to peak into the girls locker room when he was beamed away
Toz peaked around a corner, and saw another girl that wanted to confess to him. Contemplating how to turn her down, he was suddenly beamed away.
Tug was letting his pets take a bathroom break when he was suddenly beamed away.
Frank went to hide in the custodial closet. "If there is a God, get me out of here!" He said in terror. And right on cue, he was.
"Haisha-san, are you ready for your... Haisha-san?" Jessica said as she opened the closet, only to find nothing (white eyes, tear drop)
......
The assembled group found themselves in the Spirit's plane once again.
"Oh, thank heavens, there is a God!" Frank screamed joyously.
"I don't know about that, but the teleportation was my doing" Man In Bright Turquoise explained.
"You're atheist?" Tug asked in confusion.
"Nah, agnostic. After going through what I went through I do find myself often contemplating whether or not... ahem, more to the point" BT said as he gestured to the spirit.
"My pupils... another threat has risen. Another of Marvelous' goons is wrecking havoc on the city, you must stop him!" The spirit explained.
"We're on it!" Toz said as everyone morphed into their battle forms.
......
The five met Dr. Laser on the streets, who though blind, could still hear.
"Stop right there, vile scum!" Eyes said as the five took up battle positions.
"Ah, you must be here to try and stop me. Well let's see if you can stop the one and only DOCTOR LASER!" He laughed as he suddenly shot lasers from all his fingers at the heroes... or at least he thought.
"Uh... we're over here!" Frank said, waiving his arms and jumping up and down... several yards behind Dr. Laser.
"Huh?" Doctor Laser turned around 180 degrees.
"Much better" Frank said, giving a thumbs up.
"Ah. Well, like I was saying, FACE MY WRATH!" Doctor Laser said as lasers flew at the heroes.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!....huh?" They said in confusion. The lasers were hitting them, but doing absolutely nothing.
"What... is this?" Toz asked in confusion. (tear drop)
"His power is laser pointers?" Tug asked, now unimpressed.
"Now I kinda feel bad for this, but... Brilliant Blue Blade! Lightning!" Frank shouted as he held the Blade and shot a lightning bolt at Doctor Laser in what he felt was the dumbest Deus Ex Machina moment ever
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 10, 2018 18:30:31 GMT -5
The lightning fried Doctor Laser. His skin charred and he screamed in agony as his flesh melted away.
"Frank, what the hell!? This guy was a joke! Your power is consuming you!" Toz said, hoping "power corrupting people" was an anime trope.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 10, 2018 19:30:07 GMT -5
(We weren’t done)
“What are you talking about, I was... huh?” Frank said as Doctor Laser seemed to regenerate from the strike and something about him looked different
“Huh, I feel like I just got a boost. Thanks” and the lasers went off again, this time actually doing something
“Ok, so... electricity won’t worj here... I’m open to ideas. Anyone?” Frank asked
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 25, 2023 14:52:19 GMT -5
Archived because I messed up, to put it mildly. I was so focused on making jokes about tropes because I was excited about the genre that I lost focus on what was actually important... listening to everyone and combining all of our ideas (sorry Tug- you had some good ideas that I didn't agree with, in retrospect, for no real reason)
Would love to revisit this premise in the future... but this time, we do it the right way
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