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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 23, 2018 0:42:42 GMT -5
Stormtrooper proceeded to aim his gun, and for a moment paused in amazement... "Wow... now there's only ONE of each of you!" he said as he proceeded to fire. He proceeded to him them, our heroes taking much damage. As they flew back, they proceeded to get on their feet, Frank positioned himself in such a way that he was ready to go on the offense.
"You're not going to stop me! Brilliant Blue Blade: Flashy Fire!" Frank declared as he went in to attack Stormtrooper. He certainly felt the heat, but his armor held up and he proceeded to beat Frank back. But Frank would not give up. There had to be an attack that would work against him... but which element would be the best.
(FLASHBACK: Last night)
Frank was having a mental conversation with Man In Blue.
"What is it about Prism Magic that makes it unique and separates it from other kinds of magic?" Frank asked.
"For centuries, magic was categorized by the four classical elements: Fire, Earth, Air and Water. As knowledge of magic grew, the four derived elements were discovered: light, dark, ice and electric. It became clear that some mages excelled at certain elements while were weak in others. That was when it was discovered that every mage has different aptitudes for magic" Man In Blue explained.
"Aptitudes?" Frank asked.
"Fire magic, earth magic, air magic and the like are all their own disciplines. Traditionally, mages would figure out what their aptitudes are and devote their lives to mastering the aptitudes which they had. Although every mage is capable of learning every discipline of magic, they can only achieve mastery in the aptitudes which they have" Man In Blue explained.
"But that still doesn't explain what makes Prism Magic unique" Frank asked.
"I am getting to that. You see... prism magic is the kind of magic every mage desires to have. Prism magic is... adaptive magic. When you are powered by the prism you have the potential to master all elements, because Prism magic is capable of behaving like all the elements. This is why some mages are known as fire or earth mages, while Colormen were known for being able to use the full spectrum of elements" Man In Blue explained. "There are other categories of magic, but I will explain those another time"
"That seems like something that would make you overpowered" Man In Blue observed.
"It comes at a cost though. The highest levels of magic, level three and level four, can only be achieved with elements that you have natural aptitudes for. And furthermore, once you run out of prism magic and only have your "base magic" then you can only use magic of the elements you have the aptitudes for. This is why Colormen training includes ensuring your capacity for magic is as large as possible; to ensure that it would take as long as possible to run out. That being said, given that it is adaptive magic, artifacts that are meant to be used by specific mages, like fire, earth, etc. cannot be truly used by Colormen to their maximum potential" Man In Blue explained.
"So, I need to figure out what my aptitudes are?" Frank asked. "How do I do that?"
"That is something you will need to determine on your own" Man In Blue explained.
"How many aptitudes can a person have?" Frank asked.
"In general, most people have one or two. Colormen average three, and it is quite rare to find someone with four or more aptitudes" Man In Blue explained.
"How many do you have?" Frank asked.
"Six; but that is irrelevant now given my current state. Remember this Frank: once you determine your aptitudes it is your duty to master them to your full potential. The fate of your world depends on it" Man In Blue said.
(PRESENT)
Frank, reinvigorated, was determined to find out which elements he had aptitudes for. If he knew where he strong, then he could pit his strengths against his opponents weaknesses.
"Man I hope I remember those spells Man In Blue explained to me" he thought to himself before beginning the process.
"Der galk mera sil weg!" He shouted. As a powerful fire attack flew from his sword and at Stormtrooper.
"The definitive test for aptitudes are the eight "all or nothing" spells. When cast, you will either project a powerful attack of said element which causes great damage... or absolutely nothing will happen. Be careful though... you may have a one in two chance of these spells working, but if you bust on most of them, in the heat of battle that can be a problem" he thought back to Man In Blue's warning.
"I... I have the fire aptitude!" Frank said, his confidence getting slightly better. Then came the next one, "all right here we go: Gor rif dal schrim derb!" He screamed as a powerful water attack came from the sword and hit stormtrooper.
"Awesome, the water aptitude" Frank observed. But what happened next, even the spirit could not have foreseen.
"Eru flih vard jumin!" A powerful earth attack went at stormtrooper
"Yutim dornal quir slig!" a powerful air attack went at Stormtrooper
"Getry malrog dera juy!" a powerful light attack burned and blinded Stormtrooper
"Semvrin qalga macra!" a powerful dark attack engulfed Stormtroooper
"Fal dera naka twalkrim!" A powerful electric attack fried Stormtrooper
"Demrona varsketi pyrim!" and a powerful ice attack encased Stormtrooper in... well, ice.
"I... I don't believe it. Is this even possible?" Frank said in shock and awe at what he accomplished.
......
Observing from their plain, the counsel of 12 (with Cerulean and Steel replacing orange and gray), the spirit and BT were all shocked at what had just transpired.
"Noble spirit, do my eyes deceive me? This... this is unprecedented" Man In Silver observed.
"In the entire history of magic, this has only been observed in seven other mages... and all of them are long since gone" Man In Gold observed.
"Indeed. It would seem that Frank... has all the aptitudes..."
......
Back at the battle, the other four were just gaining their bearings when they saw Frank standing there in shock... and Stormtrooper frozen in ice.
"What happened?" Eyes asked, confused.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 16, 2018 23:49:42 GMT -5
"Hey guys; something incredible just happened but... but it's a lot for me to take in. I promise I will tell you all about it some day but... but for now I think it's more important we do this" Frank said as he explained the aptitudes thing.
"Well, I guess we should figure out what our aptitudes are" TGC said as he held up his spike
*Five minutes later
"Sweet! I've got the lightning aptitude!" Toz said as he shot some bolts into the sky.
"And I've got ice!" Tug said as he shot some ice shards into a tree.
"GAH!" TGC screamed. The others turned around to see him encased in a block of ice, similar to storm trooper's situation
*White eyes
"Does... does that mean he does or doesn't have the aptitude?" Eyes asked, confused.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 17, 2018 0:21:55 GMT -5
"My bad..." Tug said.
"How do we get him out?" Eyes asked.
Everyone hemmed and hawed.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 17, 2018 0:40:24 GMT -5
"Fire magic?" Frank asked.
TGC gave loud, terrified screams from the ice. "Fine! No fire!" Frank relented.
"Light?" Frank suggested.
"Worth a shot" Tug said. So Eyes was selected and projected a powerful light beam that melted the ice.
"So you got lightning; what else Toz?" Frank asked.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 17, 2018 0:43:36 GMT -5
Suddenly, the sky darkened and rain began to pour. Bats flew out of the nearest windows and an eldritch abomination devoured the sun.
"So, Lightning and Dark?" Frank asked.
Toz nodded, ending the efect.
"The two sexiest powers... the universe hates me..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 17, 2018 1:08:26 GMT -5
So, after much trial and error, it was revealed that:
Toz had Dark and Lightning
Tug had Ice and Earth
Eyes had light and wind
TGC had Water and Fire
"Well... on the bright side we've got all the elements covered" Frank observed
"What about you, Frank?" Toz asked.
"Like I said... when the time comes" Frank explained.
"Why are you so hesitant to tell us?" Eyes asked.
"Because... because... I gotta tell you about what happened yesterday" Frank said as he began to look nervous (tear drop)
*yesterday
Frank was just standing there, nervous; why would President Jessica call him out like that? He never really interacted with her, he was below her in both the pecking order of the school and in social status. What was going on? Did he upset her in some way? That had to be it; even though they weren't enemies they weren't friends either, so what other reason could possibly exist for her to call him out like that? Frank racked his brain but could not think of anything that he did that could have possibly offended her. What it was he did was irrelevant though, he realized there was only one thing he could do.
"Yes the reason why I called you up here was for a very urgent matter... It has come to my attention that..."
"I'm sorry!" Frank said as he looked to her and bowed, prompting confusion from the audience. She just looked at him.
"I don't know what I did but it's clear that I must have done something to upset you at some point. I truly am sorry so please forgive me!" He said... going red in the face as he realized that this must have been her plan... to humiliate him on stage for revenge against this thing that offended her. "Frank you loser of a twit!" He thought to himself, "Why can't you just remember what you did to upset her so you can alleviate your conscience already?" He continued to think.
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Post by Tug on Sept 17, 2018 1:16:53 GMT -5
"Oh... Ooh! I can't take it anymore! Those looks! That personality! You're the perfect man for me! You're pathetic outlook gets me hot blooded! Be my Haisha!" shouted a now completely red colored Jessica as she looked to be in pure ecstasy with Frank's every word...
Frank, the clueless idiot he was, completely mistook these obvious signs of 'attraction' for the President looking down on him as a lower life-form and frivolously apologized as he more or less crawled his way off the stage on his knees seeking forgiveness...
On the battlefield, he was still puzzled on the reason the President looked down on him so...
"Now why does she see me as less than human? Was it the time I didn't tie my shoe immediately in the hallway when I passed her by? Or was it the time I tripped onto her feet when she was at her locker? Jeez, what could it be?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 17, 2018 1:34:56 GMT -5
Just then, Stormtrooper broke free of his ice prison!
"I am free now! Prepare to meet your doom as he aimed his rifle"
"I dont think so! Let's finish him off, guys!" Frank shouted.
Toz shot lightning from his gauntlet, Tug shot ice from his hammer, Eyes projected light beams from his helmet, TGC shot water that originated from his spike and Frank shot a beam of wind from his sword.
"Fist of 1,000 bolts!"
"Frozen shard attack!"
"Eyes of Light!"
"Water spike attack!"
"Blade of Solid wind!"
The five elements struck Stormtrooper in rapid succession, who could not take the punishment and fell in a terrific explosion... but no crystal appeared to form.
"What happened? I thought crystals form when when we defeat these guys?" Frank said, thinking back to last time.
"Well he wasn't a magical being; he was a guy with a rifle and armor; maybe the crystal had nothing to work with?" Tug suggested.
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Post by Tug on Sept 17, 2018 1:50:34 GMT -5
Just then, a blue crystal appeared with the symbol of a chest-plate was at their feet.
"So, what are these again?" asked Eyes
"They're the essence of the bad guys we defeat, and if we activate it. we get a power up, like a videogame..." replied Frank
"Heroes, grab the crystal, you're needed back at base right this instant!' sent Bright Turquoise over a telepathy channel as the five heroes vanished from the school lot...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 17, 2018 2:10:46 GMT -5
At the base, the five appeared before the Colormen and spirit.
"What is wrong, Spirit?" Frank asked as the five were summoned.
"It was very important that crystal be returned here; if it remained in the open the enemy could have used it for who knows what" The Spirit said in relief.
"The crystals form from the essence of your enemies; taking on a power and enabling you to access it" Man In Blue explained.
"In the case of Captain Hypoglycemia, you recieve a 30 second power boost, becoming exponentially stronger, but once the 30 seconds are up you cannot use it again for another hour, lest the crystal destabilize and explode" Man In Red explained.
"As for stormtrooper, this will grant you access to his power armor; a stronger defense at the cost of a loss of agility" Man In Steel explained.
"When can we call upon the crystals?" TGC asked.
"You can will them into existence on a simple thought if need be... but be careful, for they must not fall back into enemy hands; ever again. Many battles await you, and I fear that as time marches on... they will only get harder" The Spirit said. The five were then dismissed and returned to their lives.
......
The next day, it was business as usual when the five returned to school. Frank was walking through the hallway when.
"Oof!" he said as he fell onto his butt. "What just happened? I feel like I ran into..." and when he looked up, there was President Jessica.
*Frank goes white eyes; then switches to bow stance
"I'm so sorry! I should've seen where I was going but my mind was elsewhere! Are you hurt!?" Frank asked as he properly stood back up.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Sept 18, 2018 0:43:05 GMT -5
"Tu månʃactaʃamililendakop!" yelled President Jessica. "Tur kop ske un kéqénåandug!"
Next thing Frank new, he was in the principal's office.
"Please sir," he began, but Principal Jefferson cut him off.
"You'll go back to your dorm and think carefully over your actions," he said. "We do not tolerate harassment in this school."
That was when Diesel 10 woke up.
"Oh ye gods!" he yelled. "My reign is permanent!"
That was when Frank woke up, to find Toz shaking him.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 22, 2018 0:02:17 GMT -5
(Well so much for developing Jessica into an interesting character since she'll be important later ) "Frank! You're going to be late for class!" Toz said as he shook him awake. "Huh? Wait, what? I thought I bumped into the President?" Frank asked, confused. "You did, but she ran off" Toz explained. "Oh, God, I REALLY gotta figure out how I offended her" Frank said nervously, before proceeding to the classroom. Frank was early, so he began straightening up the room. He was helping clean the chalkboard when four classmates came up to him. "Hey, Haisha! We've got a problem with you!!" The said. "Uh... I'm sorry?" Frank apologized in confusion as his class looked on at the confrontation. "Don't "sorry" us! You've got some nerve you know!" The lead said. "Look, I don't know what I did, but can you leave me be, this board needs cleaning" Frank explained. "Oh, that's it!! Let him have it!!" And the four suddenly began attacking Frank. *Giant dust cloud forms; only occasional arm, leg and foot is visible* "How dirty was this chalkboard?" Frank asked in confusion before being pulled back into the dust cloud. Everyone was just staring in shock, until... "Why you little...huh?" The four stopped in confusion at what just happened. Frank realized they were holding a shirt... his shirt. Frank looked down... his entire upper body was bare. (Red, embarrassed cheeks) Fealing dreadfully embarrassed, Frank went red in the face and crossed his arms in front of his face, "No! Please! Don't stare at my pathetic body!" He screamed.
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Post by Tug on Sept 22, 2018 0:16:05 GMT -5
A golden glow emitted off of Frank's body (He couldn't see it for both covering his eyes and having the bright light pointed outwards) and shone directly into his foes' faces...
"Damn it! I didn't expect Haisha to have... such a toned upper body..." growled one as he was knocked off his feet
"How does a guy that scrawny hide abs like that? Is it all in his shirt?" asked another as he fell as well
"No wonder the President's after him!" shouted the third in defeat
The fourth had passed out immediately due to being in direct contact with the heavenly light since he was the one who removed Frank's shirt. All four had to be taken to the nurse's office and the ones still awake were blinded for the entire day. Any girl who was caught in the ray, while didn't go blind, fainted, leaving total causalities around 13 members of the classroom, but a janitor who caught it's reflection off of one of the student's makeup mirrors...
Frank, meanwhile, had no idea what had gone down and frantically put his shirt back on, but tried to proceed with class as normal, but the students couldn't forget what had gone down, even if they didn't say it to 'poor' Haisha's face. The teacher came in after this all occurred and felt he wasn't paid enough to ask questions regarding the matter...
Thus, the rumors of the "Glowing Treasure of Year 2", which could incapacitate the most seasoned warriors, were born...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 22, 2018 0:44:17 GMT -5
(Ending credits and theme plays)
Stormtrooper finds himself standing before King Minos at the gates of hell.
"Violent... against others... SEVENTH RING!" As Stormtrooper met the same fate as Captain Hypoglycemia before him.
"You think we'll all end up here?" Captain Hypoglycemia asked
"Nah, some guys had more pronounced aspects than others; we'll be all over" Stormtrooper shrugged as they submerged together in the Phlegethon.
......
*Cheerful music over montage of clips from next episode
"Frank, you gotta hurry! Toz's in trouble!"
"What's going on?"
"Well, it happened so fast, we couldn't stop it, but it all started over THAT girl..."
"THAT girl?"
"There's no time you idiots! Another member of the Invasion Force is attacking!"
NEXT TIME:
The Doctor Is In! The Pretty Boy Duel of the Century for THAT Girl?
"No Toz, use the other glove for maximum smacking!"
"Oh would you just come on already!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 22, 2018 0:54:51 GMT -5
EPISODE THREE: The Doctor Is In! The Pretty Boy Duel of the Century for THAT Girl?
Frank came home and walked in, after the customary "exchange shoes for slippers" ritual. It was a quiet home life for someone who lived alone while his parents were away on business overseas.
"What? Did you expect me to have an adorable little sister or something? You know the type- drives you crazy, but she's a sweet character overall and you can't help but like her? Well... as tempting as it is to include, I must inform you, alas, I'm an only child. I only share the house with Sammy after all" Frank explained to the audience as he fed his dog.
(Cut to: hours later, Frank is settling in to sleep)
"What's wrong with me... I try to get along with everyone and I end up upsetting the student body president of all people... I gotta find a way back into her good graces" Frank decided before turning out the light and going to sleep.
......
(Theme song)
......
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 22, 2018 1:14:39 GMT -5
The following day at School, Toz was explaining his plan to Eyes.
"I have come up with an idea to save everyone from my overwhelming passion. If I date every girl who wishes to date me simultaneously, it will be spread over multiple people who will be able to withstand it."
"That's a terrible plan," Eyes said.
"Just you watch! I have solved all my problems!"
*cut to several hours later, Toz is surrounded by several unconscious, half-nude women bleeding from their noses*
"No! It's too much! I must find a way to control my natural glory!"
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Post by Tug on Sept 22, 2018 1:36:10 GMT -5
"We meet at last my ill fated rival!" shouted a voice from nowhere
"Who said tha..." was all Eyes could say as the locker he stood next to burst open as a slender, gentlemen stepped out of inside, hitting Eyes with the Locker door, knocking him out
Toz, not seeming to care, asked, "Sorry, but I don't swing for the other team but I appreciate your feelings..."
"No you idiot! I don't like you! We're rivals! RIVALS!"
"Never heard of you..."
"Can't you recall? It's me, Akio Akira, from one class over? The one always voted second in the who's most handsome in the school?" retorted Akio with a smug grin
"OH yeah... still never heard of you..." deadpanned Toz as Akio faceplanted in defeat
"Listen here, you... you... Harlot! I will not allow you to take the girl I desire most away from me! So with that, HERE!" yelled Akio as before Toz could question the boy's motives, a white glove slapped him across the face, leaving a bright red mark...
All the girls in the hallway either fainted or gasped in shock...
"No way... He... just..."
"The Heavenly Prince Toz was..."
"So now Foolish Toz, we are to meet on the field of battle in three hours at noon, be there, or admit the loss of both my dream girl's affection and the title of honor bestowed upon you! With that, I shall be off!" proclaimed Akio as he hopped back into the locker, which then proceeded to hop away down the hallway in glee
A stern gaze entered Toz's face for first time in his life...
This was a duel... A duel between Bishonens!
Also more girls passed out in ecstasy with his stone faced gaze, but that was only a small price to pay for the threat that was his honor as a Pretty boy!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 22, 2018 1:56:48 GMT -5
This stood in stark contrast to Frank, who although he showed a good deal of popularity with at least some of the school, he looked more like a "loser boy" than anything else. At least until the shirt came off, but that's another episode.
He witnessed everything from afar and sighed, "how does he do it?" he thought. He walked into Tug and his new "friends" along the way.
"Hey, how's it going?" Frank asked.
"Hey Frank! Say hi to my new pets" Tug quipped as he patted the shoulder of Tao Guy.
"Stop calling us that!" Ken Shiro shouted.
"I'm in charge, what I say goes!" Tug boomed.
"Surely we can all just get along" Frank proposed.
But no sooner Frank said that than the four of them were in a dust cloud and fighting. "Why am I in this?! And when was the last time this school was cleaned?!" Frank shouted as he tried to escape, but somehow kept getting dragged into the fight. Suddenly a whistle sounded and the four found themselves surrounded by 10 students who looked way too serious and had weapons.
"Why do you all have swords?" Tug asked, unnerved.
"Bokken" Frank corrected.
"Oh, right. Why do you all have bokken?" Tug asked
*note: Bokken- wooden training sword used by samurai
"This can only mean one thing!!" Tao said nervously.
"Stop it right there, you miscreants!" The lead female stated in a firm tone
"Who are you?" Tug asked
"I'm Laura Hōritsu, head of the TakaiGakko High School Disciplinary Committee!" (Giant letters of her name and the committee name appear behind her)
Frank looked confused, (white eyes) "uh, I'm 90 percent sure that's not a thing..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 29, 2018 0:51:52 GMT -5
......
At the Colormen Base, Man In Bright Turquoise snuck away to a secret room kept off to the side. There was not much in it, apart from a single mirror. But when when BT went up to it, he didn’t see a reflection... a woman was on the other side. She appeared to be a mage herself, but her form was rather fuzzy apart from her head
“Sorry I took so long; are you feeling any better?” BT asked.
“Not really... you need to explain this to me again... am I dead?” She asked.
“No; but your physical body was caught in the collapse and when reality fell apart, well... it’s hard to explain but I just felt I had to save you.” BT said.
“Why take pity on me versus anyone else?” She asked.
“Call it a hunch, but I don’t think MM would be keen on recruiting you. Our power sets he sees as more of a threat than anyone else’s. I think he’d destroy you before giving you a chance.” BT explained.
“I agree; if we weren’t in weakened states ourselves, we’re probably the only ones as is that stand a chance against him in a weakened state” she observed.
“Even so... we can’t risk it. Until you are fully healed your... essence, I guess we’ll call it, will be able to recover in this apparatus. Till next time, my dear” BT said as he left the room.
Now back to...
.......
“Uh, I’m 90 percent sure that’s not a thing...”
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 29, 2018 23:17:34 GMT -5
"Of course it is! Several of the viewers of this ostensibly family show are in fact submissive older men, so a BDSM-themed group of attractive young women will boost our ratings dramatically! Now prepare for punishment!"
Let's just cut away now...
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