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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 15, 2019 20:54:01 GMT -5
the stage is now set, as we observe the combatants going into position
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Post by Eyes on Aug 19, 2020 14:18:59 GMT -5
The show must go on! cries a figure in black. A blade can be heard cutting through the night's air. The camera pans to reveal...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 21, 2020 0:10:02 GMT -5
Eyes, dramatically walking into the battlefield and... hold on, what’s this?! He’s not wearing any pants!
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Post by Eyes on Aug 22, 2020 13:50:53 GMT -5
Yes, that's right! For in the game of true courage and MAAAAAAAAAANLINESS, penis always comes first!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 9, 2020 22:31:22 GMT -5
But this will not be enough to distract his challengers, where out from the other side out walks Frank, to the tune of Strauss' Also Sprach Zarathustra, as fireworks go off, colorful smoke jets go off and confetti cannons fire.
"What the?! Damn you Frank, you one upped my entrance!" Eyes grumbled from across the field
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Post by Eyes on Apr 11, 2022 9:55:38 GMT -5
"Woe to thee, oh many-eyed one!" cried Frank. "I come from the land of 4WSR v.21.36.4 to smite thee with my--" but Frank tripped over a rock!! Eyes saw a chance for destruction of the enemy...
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 14, 2022 16:46:49 GMT -5
But suddenly realized something. This conflict is a way to keep us divided, fighting each other instead of our true enemy. No war but class war!
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Post by Eyes on Apr 14, 2022 18:22:02 GMT -5
So Eyes did the only thing that could truly stop the madness:
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 14, 2022 21:22:01 GMT -5
Eyes drank the strange green liquid on the table, and now possessed an uncontrollable urge to go to the bathroom
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Post by Eyes on Apr 21, 2022 21:44:14 GMT -5
So Eyes ripped out their bladder and smashed it into bits, scaring away all who dared rival THE EYED ONE.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 21, 2022 22:28:55 GMT -5
Eyes raised their arm in preparation for a mighty strike! Only to faint from the blood loss of ripping out an organ.
But then… Frank found himself surrounded by his fourth worst enemies:
A manifestation of his fear, a manifestation of his anxieties, a manifestation of his insecurities and a manifestation of his regrets
“It’s true… you are you’re own worst enemy!” Frank began trembling as he tried to figure out how to save himself
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Post by Eyes on Apr 21, 2022 22:32:10 GMT -5
Eyes plays Lit's "My Own Worst Enemy" and Toz says something about how "man alt was just better back in the day".
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 22, 2022 13:19:55 GMT -5
But just then, Eyes and Toz were forced apart, and they too found themselves surrounded by manifestations of their fears, anxieties, insecurities and regrets
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 2, 2023 18:59:02 GMT -5
Unfortunately for Frank and Eyes, Toz is so used to dealing with her fears, anxieties, insecurities, and regrets that she was able to focus on the fight even while surrounded by them.
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Post by Eyes on Feb 3, 2023 20:47:57 GMT -5
You thought it was your fears, anxieties, insecurities, and regrets, but it was ME, DI-ESEL!
*Eyes shapeshifts chanting "Kono Diesel da" like an idiot but also wiping out the players haha catcha next time losers*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 14, 2023 21:43:21 GMT -5
“That’s right, you are all losers” Di-esel said, only for Di-esel to pull off a full head covering mask, and take off a body suit, revealing… Frank!
“That’s right, I am the winner!” Frank declared
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 14, 2023 23:32:24 GMT -5
"That's right," Frank said, before pulling off a second full head covering mask, to reveal Toz! "I'm the winner!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 15, 2023 9:18:31 GMT -5
Only for Toz to then pull of yet another full head covering mask and reveal Tug. “Oops, that one didn’t come off” and another mask was pulled off, revealing Jim Carey. “Oh, forgot about that one” then the full head mask came off yet again to reveal… Frank
“Dang, couldn’t breathe under all of those” he said as he was gasping for air. “Anyway, as I was saying, I won!”
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Post by Eyes on Mar 1, 2023 23:55:09 GMT -5
But Frank forgot about the true meaning of victory, which is that love always prevails. Thus, the only one that cheered for him was his beloved encyclopedia. Realizing that everyone else was against him, he stopped to consider the very nature of the combat he had just engaged in.
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 2, 2023 3:44:26 GMT -5
Love may be the strongest emotion... but hate is the second-strongest emotion!
Toz used the power of hate to destroy Frank's beloved encyclopedia
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