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3WSR U
May 20, 2017 23:56:33 GMT -5
Post by Toz76 on May 20, 2017 23:56:33 GMT -5
Just a few crazy guys living a crazy life at 3WSR U!
Toz was the first to arrive in dorm #3977. There were six beds there, a bunk bed and a single on each side of the room. Toz threw his bags on the single bed to the left, and took a look around the room. Aside from the beds, there was a desk facing the large window overlooking the mini park between dorms. Since this was a snazzy college, a kitchenette was directly to the left of the door, with a microwave, minifridge, and cabinets, while a sofa with a TV and Xbox were to the right. Two more desks were placed near the window. Two large armoires were placed between the beds on each wall. Since this wasn't an especially snazzy college, there were still communal bathrooms.
"I wonder who my roommates will be." Toz thought, beginning to unpack.
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3WSR U
May 21, 2017 0:40:34 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on May 21, 2017 0:40:34 GMT -5
That didn't last very long.
Suddenly, a guy burst into the room. "Holy sh*t, look at this place!"
"Um... hi," said Toz. "What are you...?"
"This is #3978, right?"
"No, 77."
"Eh, who gives a f*ck."
"Who are you again?"
"1,000 Eyes, born and raised. Well not technically, but who gives a sh*t."
"Well I'm Toz..."
"Excellent! I'm so happy for you! Now, gonna get my stuff. F*ckin' bags and sh*t."
"Great," said Toz when Eyes left, "he swears."
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3WSR U
May 21, 2017 22:52:10 GMT -5
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 21, 2017 22:52:10 GMT -5
Fortunately the next person to come in was quite pleasant.
"Oh great; I already know where this is going. So, you two are my roommates then? Well, looks like we'll be dorming together this year" he said as he brought in his things. He went over to the kitchenette and saw the previously unmentioned stove.
"Hmm... an older model, but I can work with this. You guys mind if I use one of these cabinets for pots and pans?" Frank asked and he looked around. "I can put in a request for a better fridge; let's face it, a mini fridge isn't going to serve six!" he pointed out.
"Yea, true. Who are you?" Toz asked.
"Name's Frank... you guys here long?" Frank asked as he claimed one of the single beds.
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3WSR U
May 21, 2017 23:09:46 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on May 21, 2017 23:09:46 GMT -5
"You f*ckin' think?" said Eyes.
"Uh, uh..." said Frank at a loss for words. "Um... no?"
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3WSR U
May 23, 2017 23:19:49 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on May 23, 2017 23:19:49 GMT -5
Then Frank shook his head.
"Well, if you guys need any help, I'll be getting my stuff organized" and Frank went to unpack and get his bed prepared. He was lucky; most attendees here were privileged and could afford to go to the prestigious 3WSR U, but poor Frank here... he was mentally gifted, and here on a scholarship. Somehow, he just felt out of place.
"So, what are you guys focusing on? I'm pursuing science" Frank explained.
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3WSR U
May 23, 2017 23:23:54 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on May 23, 2017 23:23:54 GMT -5
"Philosophy," said Eyes.
"You wouldn't strike me as much of a philosopher," said Toz.
"Yeah, well f*ck you!"
"GODDAMN IT YOU LITTLE"
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3WSR U
May 24, 2017 0:05:29 GMT -5
Post by Toz76 on May 24, 2017 0:05:29 GMT -5
Toz stopped and took a deep breath to calm himself. "I haven't decided for sure on my career, so I'm majoring in architecture while also studying writing, directing, politics, accounting, and music theory. What branch of science are you looking at, Frank?"
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3WSR U
May 24, 2017 0:32:37 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on May 24, 2017 0:32:37 GMT -5
"Forensics; it's a good field to get into. But history also has its appeals, so looking into a minor" Frank explained as he organized his clothes.
"Sounds interesting"' Toz admitted.
Then, another roommate entered; he was...
If you want the new roommate to be an emo, text 3WSRONE
If you want the new roommate to be a gentle giant, text 3WSRTWO
If you want the new roommate to be shy and quiet, text 3WSRTHREE
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3WSR U
May 24, 2017 0:36:39 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on May 24, 2017 0:36:39 GMT -5
3WSRONE
The new kid was... well... in Eyes' words:
"Who the f*ck are you?"
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3WSR U
May 24, 2017 1:20:59 GMT -5
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Post by Toz76 on May 24, 2017 1:20:59 GMT -5
"I'm Dwight." Said the roommate, brushing his purple and black emo hair out of his eyes. He wore a torn Sunny Day Real Estate Shirt, was unnaturally pale, and had black guyliner and multiple ear piercings.
"I can see that." Eyes quipped.
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3WSR U
Jun 19, 2017 0:02:26 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 19, 2017 0:02:26 GMT -5
"I guess Dwight here will be our extra "original" character in the same vein as Riley" Frank thought to himself. Then he turned toe everyone else. "So why are you guys coming here two days early as well? I'm from out of state and needed the extra time to settle in" Frank explained.
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3WSR U
Jun 19, 2017 0:09:33 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on Jun 19, 2017 0:09:33 GMT -5
"I was bored," said Eyes.
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3WSR U
Jul 25, 2017 22:25:15 GMT -5
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 25, 2017 22:25:15 GMT -5
"I see... well, I'm off to look around the campus now; see you later" Frank said as he went to leave.
Eyes then went to bring in another bag; it weighed a ton as he pulled it in. Then he took out a slab of iron, a slab of lead, a slab of platinum and a slab of cobalt.
"What is that?" Toz asked.
"It's my heavy metal collection" Eyes said proudly.
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3WSR U
Jul 25, 2017 22:27:17 GMT -5
Post by Toz76 on Jul 25, 2017 22:27:17 GMT -5
"Please. No Osmium or Irridium? Don't talk to me about heavy metal. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'ma go get laid or something." Toz said in his patent "arrogant jackass" voice.
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3WSR U
Jul 25, 2017 22:29:15 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on Jul 25, 2017 22:29:15 GMT -5
"Fine by me. I'm asexual anyway so see if I f*cking care."
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3WSR U
Jul 25, 2017 22:29:56 GMT -5
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 25, 2017 22:29:56 GMT -5
"The nerve of the guy... if he had just waited another 6 seconds..." Eyes said as he pulled out a slab of osmium
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Post by Eyes on Aug 16, 2017 15:34:25 GMT -5
Then Eyes looked around and chanted, "Osmic orkand mimdi shmooz!" and the metal turned into vinyls. Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Slayer, etc, covered the room. Then he took out a record player, turned it to 11, and rocked the f*ck out.
BUT NO ONE CARES.
Meanwhile...
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3WSR U
Aug 24, 2017 1:02:44 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 24, 2017 1:02:44 GMT -5
Frank walked around campus, taking in the many interesting sights and sounds.
"Ah, college... the landscape! The stadiums! The lecture halls... and of course, the fraternities" Frank said, annoyed, as some rude frat guys ran by him, nearly knocking him over in the process.
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3WSR U
Aug 24, 2017 1:34:53 GMT -5
Post by Toz76 on Aug 24, 2017 1:34:53 GMT -5
As Frank stood and brushed himself off, he saw Toz in a group of about 7 other freshmen.
Toz was successfully hitting on all 7 of them.
Frank was kind of jealous.
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3WSR U
Aug 25, 2017 1:17:59 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 25, 2017 1:17:59 GMT -5
"Sheesh; you'd almost think he was a protagonist to a harem anime or something" Frank fumed as he continued to tour the campus.
Then, he came to the food court. "Let's see; a most varied selection indeed. say, I wonder where the activities coordinator is?" Frank thought.
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