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3WSR U
Dec 26, 2017 1:56:39 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 26, 2017 1:56:39 GMT -5
But it was something that could wait, so Frank went about his business, and soon made his way to the science building.
"Wow, the Seymore C. Ilsing Educational Northern Campus and Extracurricular building; AKA the Science building! What wonders await beyond these doors?" Frank asked himself. Then he entered and stared in awe of the wondrous scientific marvels before him
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3WSR U
Dec 26, 2017 16:17:18 GMT -5
Post by Toz76 on Dec 26, 2017 16:17:18 GMT -5
A bunch of students were standing around comparing notes. Frank walked over.
"What are you guys doing?"
"We're doing an experiment on whether black coffee raises levels of prostate cancer in older men." Said one student.
"That sounds kind of arbitrary."
"Yeah, but they gave us a grant anyway. I mean, one college had a study on whether silly street names affected house pricing." Said another.
"Well, I was wondering where I can submit a grant request of my own."
"I don't think that's how this works." The third student said.
"Yeah, but this is a fictional college. Things like tenure, fraternities, and grants work in the way that's most plot convenient." The first scientist pointed out.
"Oh my god, Grace, stop with the "breaking the fourth wall" crap!" Snapped the third scientist.
Frank decided to leave quickly.
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3WSR U
Mar 18, 2018 17:59:39 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 18, 2018 17:59:39 GMT -5
"Well, not everyone can enjoy the gift of fourth wall awareness... some find it creepy and others confusing" Frank noted as he then proceeded to the student center.
Coming into the building, he was in awe at the offerings of the food court.
"Pizza... burgers... barbecue... kosher... pasta... sweet! Ice cream!" Frank said joyously as he ran over to the stand. "Two scoops of vanilla with hot fudge please" Frank asked.
......
Now done with his flirting, Toz was exploring the wonderful world of... college fraternities.
"I wonder if what they say is true..." he thought to himself.
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3WSR U
Mar 18, 2018 20:44:12 GMT -5
Post by Toz76 on Mar 18, 2018 20:44:12 GMT -5
"Hey, welcome to Aleph Aleph Aleph! This fraternity will make you truly meld with the universe!"
"Ooh, why, good drugs?"
"No! A soulless demon conquering the multiverse will consume your soul!"
"I don't like hazing, pass." Toz said. "I just want to get, well, an a on my human anatomy test, if you know what I mean."
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3WSR U
Mar 28, 2018 15:17:36 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on Mar 28, 2018 15:17:36 GMT -5
"Yeah!" said the other student. "That's why I kidnapped a homeless guy and tore his body apart to better study his bone structure and muscular system!"
"I'm pretty sure that that is extremely illegal..."
"Breathe a word of this to the dean and you're next!"
"Gotcha."
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3WSR U
Jun 20, 2018 23:43:12 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 20, 2018 23:43:12 GMT -5
"No need, we heard everything from this barrel. You're all under arrest!" and suddenly more than a dozen cops began pouring out of a nearby barrel
"Crap!" The fraternity members screamed as a yakety sax style chase ensued.
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3WSR U
Jun 21, 2018 0:11:04 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on Jun 21, 2018 0:11:04 GMT -5
But Tug realized this was a perfect time to transform this lackluster college yak into the greatest action series ever.
He put on his sunglasses and entered the frame. “Welcome to an accident of birth.”
Frank: Seriously? THAT’S the name you come up with?
Tug: No comprendo, señor. ¡Corre rapidamente!
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3WSR U
Jun 21, 2018 1:14:18 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 21, 2018 1:14:18 GMT -5
"You think I'll ace the audition?" Tug asked Frank.
"Totally; the drama club will beg you to join!" Frank pointed out.
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3WSR U
Jul 3, 2018 1:00:14 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on Jul 3, 2018 1:00:14 GMT -5
So now the friends had some cops to speak to.
"Listen officer, when I said crack, I meant I wouldn't step on one! Can't hurt my mama, y'know?"
"Look, I just thought it was time to weed the garden, that's all!"
"I'm sorry that you don't like my cooking supplies!"
"This heroin is the bomb."
.......
"You're all under arrest."
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 1:53:04 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 15, 2018 1:53:04 GMT -5
"Nice going, genius!" Clark said as the whole crew was taken away.
......
Frank meanwhile, was getting a tour of campus. "And her we have the statue of our founder. According to legend, if you stand in this spot and look right at him at 2:21 pm, hell wink at you" the guide said.
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard" Frank thought to himself as he looked st the statue
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 1:56:51 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on Jul 15, 2018 1:56:51 GMT -5
He looked down at his watch. 2:20. "Nah, it isn't true..." He moved into the spot the guide had pointed out.
"Good lord!" exclaimed Frank, as quite literally, the statue wi-
"BOIYOWZA!" screamed something, and Frank got tackled.
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 2:04:15 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 15, 2018 2:04:15 GMT -5
"Oh for the love of God, IM NOT JOINING THE FOOTBALL TEAM!!" Frank screamed as he threw the guy off him, who subsequently landed in a bush, followed by a mushroom cloud explosion
"Ok, that didn't even make sense! What is this, a cartoon?!" Frank pointed out
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 2:06:18 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on Jul 15, 2018 2:06:18 GMT -5
"No," said a voice. "There's just assholes who think they can get away with doing anything they like... how I wouldn't love to get some of their blood on my hands."
Frank turned around and saw... the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. She reached out her hand to help him up. Frank couldn't move, he was too nervous.
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 2:11:37 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 15, 2018 2:11:37 GMT -5
"Are you ok?" She asked.
"Oh, sorry" Frank amsaid as he finally reached up. Standing up, he thanked her.
"Hey, maybe you can help me. I've lost track of my boyfriend, have you seen him"?"
"Figures; I never had a chance anyway" Frank thought. "No, I don't think so. What did he look like?" Frank asked
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 2:13:55 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on Jul 15, 2018 2:13:55 GMT -5
"Glasses, snub nose, short, blonde..."
"Nope, I don't think so, sorry," Frank responded.
The woman sighed. "Jeez, I'm so tired of him I just can't even..." She walked away, as did Frank, but neither of them knew their paths would cross again soon, from here to eternity...
Meanwhile, to the jail cells.
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 2:18:28 GMT -5
Eyes likes this
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 15, 2018 2:18:28 GMT -5
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow" the gang sang in unison
"How did we get here?" One of them asked.
"Were you paying attention?! The drug thing!"
"I still don't get it"
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen..."
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 2:21:15 GMT -5
Post by Eyes on Jul 15, 2018 2:21:15 GMT -5
"Hey!" called a jailor. "Shut the hell up, will ye? Jeopardy's on!"
"I say we pull a jailbreak," said one.
"Why not just wait for someone to bail us out?"
"TOO LONG!" And so it was decided.
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 2:23:23 GMT -5
Eyes likes this
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 15, 2018 2:23:23 GMT -5
"How will we get out of here?" Eyes said.
"Use your head" Victor declared
"BUT I DONT WANT TO USE MY HEAD!" As suddenly Eyes was being held like a battering ram and the eight others were holding him and charging the door
"AAAAAHHHH!" They all screamed as they ran towards the door
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Post by Eyes on Jul 15, 2018 2:26:46 GMT -5
At that moment a jailer opened the door, and the ensemble clattered out with a rush.
"You're free to go," he said.
There was an almighty crash as the group hit the wall.
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 2:30:02 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 15, 2018 2:30:02 GMT -5
"Ow..." all the eight said in pain, lying in assorted positions on the floor. And eyes...
"Who turned out the lights?!" He screamed. As it turns out, his head was stuck firmly in the wall. Talk about hard headed
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