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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 7, 2016 1:01:55 GMT -5
Several witches were standing over a cauldron.
"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble." they all said together.
"Does that actually mean anything?" One asked.
"No, but it certainly sets the mood" another quipped.
But now that this reference was out of the way, lets go to where the plot relevant trouble was brewing...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Oct 7, 2016 7:58:57 GMT -5
Macbeth!
...sorry, it's just that I love that stor-MACBETH!!
Anyway, continuMACBETH!!!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 18, 2016 0:04:15 GMT -5
Well... that died quickly. Any ideas where to direct this?
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 18, 2016 0:24:36 GMT -5
Poll-ny-Chrink was confused.
"Could we maybe have a recap?" She asked.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Oct 23, 2016 18:43:34 GMT -5
"Ah yes, I can help with that" Heph said as he pulled out a book. "this is the diary of our adventures. Let us start from..." he said as he began flipping pages. "Ah! here we are, Day 62 of our journey..."
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Nov 7, 2016 2:51:04 GMT -5
"This'll take too long," said Elmo. "Weren't we on our way to defeat some sea monster or something with the help of a kraken for King Triton?" "Um... maybe? What's Vlad doing by the way?" "I don't know... let's skip to him then!" "Great!"
Meanwhile, Vlad was...
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 27, 2016 0:19:28 GMT -5
Still in chains.
Anyway, Heph, Nikko, Eduardo, Kokar, Pokyrah, Flamethrower, Angel, Twitter, Eli, Noproe, and Pol-ny-Chrink realized they had no clue what they were doing. Like, at all.
So they decided to head to the Dwarf Kingdom. It was Krammëstïoń, a major Dwarven holiday, and the ale was flowing.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Nov 27, 2016 0:23:28 GMT -5
"Let us drink to the god of the volcano, Kramm!"
"Here, here!"
"What's going on here," asked Heph when they arrived.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 27, 2016 0:48:08 GMT -5
"it must be a local celebration; like how in the field countries, the farmers celebrate the harvest. You know, that kind of thing" Nikko suggested
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Post by Toz76 on Nov 27, 2016 0:51:23 GMT -5
"Aye, laddie." A nearby Dwarf said. "Every year the volcano erupts and leaves behind precious stones for us to mine."
"Fascinating, Mr..."
"Hokum, sirs."
Suddenly, several dwarves ran in.
"Help, help! Purple Worm attack!"
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Post by Tug on Nov 27, 2016 0:56:09 GMT -5
"Let the heroes take care of this! Our only excepted methods of payment is information and booze, but mostly booze! Old Man, Red Dragon, With me! We're killing this bloody worm!" shouted Eli as he grabbed the two before they could argue and proceeded to beat the crap out of the worm, thirsting for a good 'ole dwarven pint...
But...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 27, 2016 1:04:18 GMT -5
The ale was on fire!
"Flamethrower, why did you set the ale on fire!?" Eli said angrily.
"Sorry, I have indigestion. I don't..." and suddenly, with a giant burp he set more things on fire. "... feel so good. Does anyone have something to sooth the stomach?" he said, feeling worse.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Nov 27, 2016 1:06:03 GMT -5
"No. Go home and get some of your own stuff and go to bed."
"But..."
"You heard me! We don't need a dragon with indigestion around here and we have nothing to calm your stomach! Now git!"
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Post by Tug on Nov 27, 2016 1:50:06 GMT -5
But the last post was completely stupid so we'll just ignore that shall we?
Eli, now burning up himself, of anger of course, was so pissed at the loss of good quality ale that we, ignoring the pain, punched the burning alcohol right at the worm, lighting it on fire
"WHO'S READY FOR SOME COOKED WORM?" shouted Eli, pissed beyond belief... Until a dwarf found a barrel buried at the back of the tool storage shed and was given to him so he wouldn't destroy their whole city...
"Man, we really need to figure out how to better control that guy..." worried Pokyrah
"Well, I think he means good... He's just a very unhealthy alcoholic..." replied Heph
And a dirty, but pretty cool, pirate..." added Nikko
"I HEARD THAT!" yelled Eli in between gulps
"Well lads, I heard you wanted infarmation? What ye' be aftar then?" asked a dwarf
"Well w're looking for some magical weapons, and heard one was underground, so we thought you guys might have an idea where it could be..." answered Heph
"Oh you must mean that Golden Hammer 'Ole Honeydew found deep in the mines the other day, we couldn't take it, but I bet you lads could pull it out of thar stone it was well stuck up 'en..." replied the dwarf
"Really?" said Kokar
"How plot convenient!' shouted Eduardo as he was slapped in the back of the head by Pohyrah
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 16, 2016 20:07:13 GMT -5
"Can I please get some help!?" A frantic Flamethrower screamed as he kept fire-burping.
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 6, 2017 23:46:25 GMT -5
Another dwarf named Hokum took the group down to where the hammer was. Each quester tried to pull the hammer out, with no success. Then Flamethrower fire-burped on the rock the sword was stuck in, which melted it and freed the hammer.
"Well, that was anti-climactic."
Heph grabbed the hammer and put in in his satchel.
"Alright, that's the "deep underground" bit, now where's the next weapon?"
"No, the prophecy was about the weilders of the weapons, not the weapons themselves. We still have to find out who wields the weapon."
Just then, Hokum touched the hammer and it began glowing and humming.
"Found him."
"That, too, was anti-climactic."
Anyway...
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Post by Tug on Jan 6, 2017 23:55:24 GMT -5
A new villain was currently being cast since Vlad was in disposed and Zhaggas was currently trying to fill this position...
"Yes an evil lich as the bad guy... How not cliche..." said Zhaggas to no one
"Who are you talking to Sir?" asked a random subordinate
"Oh random subordinate #394, it's tough being the new villain in the cell block, it's like no one takes me seriously..." groaned? Zhaggas
"I take you seriously sir..." answered #394
"But how can I take you seriously when YOU are ashes beneath my feet?" replied Zhaggas
"What?" asked #394 as he disintegrated right before the readers' eyes..
"Worth it... Now let's use some of that good ole' Caesar Charisma that got all the ladies and go kill some heroes, eh?"
Meanwhile...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 7, 2017 0:40:38 GMT -5
Our cast of heroes was having a roll call with who they were, since I have lost track of who is in the hero party and what the current mission is...
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 7, 2017 0:51:12 GMT -5
Heph: the young blacksmith-turned hero and weilder of the Sword of Destiny Pokyrah: the wise old man who advises them Nikko: Heph's random friend Eduardo: A wise elf Kokar: A less wise elf Twitter: An irritating phoenix Eli: Pirate captain and drunk Pol-ny-chrink: Token female Flamethrower and Angel: Dragons who can take human form Noproe: An old guy with a magic boat Hokum: A dwarf with a magic hammer thing
"Alright, we good?" Heph asked.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 7, 2017 0:53:38 GMT -5
"Wait, wasn't there a vampire with us?" Heph asked.
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