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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 9:28:02 GMT -5
No one raised their hands. "Darn! I guess I'll have to."
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1,000 miles away, a strange little man had just gotten a signal from somewhere. "Mon Dieu! It's the great Lord Heph!" He ran into his house, and came out with a primitive version of the chainsaw. "Time for a massacre!!" And he slayed half of the village people in 'The great Lord Heph's name. AMEN!'
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Heph had no idea he was receiving sacrifices. He was just trying to stay awake.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 1, 2016 19:49:15 GMT -5
He had been assigned to crows nest duty but was so bored he kept falling asleep. Pol-ny-chrink pestering him was the only thing keeping him awake.
Meanwhile, Pokyrah, Noproe, the dragons, and Eduardo where trying to decipher the riddle.
"I would assume that "deep underneath our feet" refers to an underground-dwelling race, like the dwarves. But what do the other three lines mean?"
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 1, 2016 21:16:04 GMT -5
"I dunno, something about nachos in a land called Mexico..." "Huh?" "Yeah, I don't get it either... though the strange thing is, I'm starting to get hungry." "Wait, that doesn't say nachos! It says...
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 6, 2016 19:41:56 GMT -5
...something completely different, pay attention."
"Sorry."
Meanwhile, Nikko was...
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 14, 2016 2:08:09 GMT -5
Reviving...
Nikko was looking out to sea. Suddenly, he saw something strange in the water. "What's that?"
"Why, that's a Giant Squid!" Said one of Eli's crew members.
"No, that be a kraken if I ever saw one." Disagreed another pirate.
"Well, whatever it is it is attacking the ship." A third man said, as the squid/kraken lifted the ship up into the air.
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Post by Tug on Jul 14, 2016 2:17:21 GMT -5
(So when did they get on a ship Toz, they were in Heph's hometown a few posts ago)
"Urgh... My hangover is going to be horrible after this... Someone get me a harpoon!" shouted Eli
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 14, 2016 10:33:23 GMT -5
(They sailed off to find the weapons, I guess. I genuinely I didn't realize that. They've been on a ship for most of this page, though.)
Eli grabbed a harpoon from a nearby crewmember and leapt overboard, landing on the giant squid and puncturing its ink sac. The water ran black. But the enraged squid was unharmed. Eduardo and Kokar began shooting arrows, to no effect. Angel switched to dragon form and attacked, but couldn't get in close enough because of the ink.
Suddenly...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 14, 2016 13:02:44 GMT -5
the squid cried, "Stop attacking me! I come with an urgent message from the Sea King!" "The Sea King?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 14, 2016 13:10:01 GMT -5
"Neptune or Poseidon? There's so many of them it's hard to keep track" Heph grumbled
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 14, 2016 13:11:36 GMT -5
"No, he's just called 'The Sea King'. By the way, my name is Groknikwongd." "Can I just call you 'Grok'?" "That's an offensive term under the sea. No." "Damn."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 14, 2016 13:25:48 GMT -5
"Well, Grow King wond, what is your message?"
"My message is this: the king seeks the brave Hero Heph and his allies, because..."
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 14, 2016 13:29:54 GMT -5
the sea is in terrible trouble from invaders." "What invaders?"
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 14, 2016 13:57:31 GMT -5
"Human-sized spider-ant hybrids led by a massive alien kraken with an inexplicable Australian accent!"
There was a sudden silence, broken by Eduardo.
"...what?"
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 14, 2016 14:00:52 GMT -5
"These big ant-like things are being led by a kraken from outer space that talks with an Australian accent and they're taking over the ocean." "I don't follow you." *facepalm*
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 17, 2016 2:20:55 GMT -5
"Look, sea king, we'd love to help, but we need to defeat Julius Caesar as a Xykon wannabe, so if you'll excuse us-"
Suddenly, the boat began to shake. "You WILL help me, runts..."
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 17, 2016 11:13:43 GMT -5
"I don't want to get mean, but I will if it makes you help us out..." "Okay! Okay! We'll help, but no promises."
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Post by Tug on Aug 13, 2016 15:26:46 GMT -5
"Firstly, how are we going to get to Atlantis then?" asked Heph
"Well, I know of an island with a legend where ships can be coated in bubbles that allow for underwater travel, as long as we're coated by it and the Sea King leads us there, we should be fine..." answered Eli as he tried to recover from the harpoon mishap...
"Alright, then sail there I guess!' said Heph in his 'leader voice'
"Heart to starboard then men! Our next adventure awaits!" shouted Eli as the ship changed course with the Sea King following behind...
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 22, 2016 23:57:22 GMT -5
Soon, they arrived at the island, and Eli began preparations. But then something went wrong...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 23, 2016 0:13:24 GMT -5
Eli and his crew had caught scurvy!
"What? How long were we on that ship?" Heph asked as a tooth fell out.
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 27, 2016 23:47:54 GMT -5
"Don't worry! Tropicana is our sponsor!" Said a voice. It was the three time travelers, who dropped Orange Juice packs down on the ship.
"The heck?" Pokyrah asked.
Anyway... *Buytropicanabuytropicanabuytropicana*
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