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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 13, 2016 17:52:34 GMT -5
Season 1, episode 1: Pilot
Season 1, Episode 2: Frank's Bright Idea
*Episode opens; Frank is sitting at his desk working on the invention from last episode.
"Almost there and... ah ha! (turns to audience) As you may recall, last episode I came up with an invention- the Solar powered flashlight. We've made a good deal of money from mine and D-11's fail videos, so we don't have to worry for a while; but a stable income would be nice. Sure, there is my video game let's plays, but a revolutionary new product will take the world by storm! And nothing will distract me from..."
(Off screen) "Frank! The Pizza's here!" Toz screams.
"Finally! (back to audience) gotta go!" and Frank bolts out of his room (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on May 18, 2016 18:41:55 GMT -5
*Frank arrives at the table and sees a pepperoni pizza* "Wow! Pepperoni?" Toz turns and looks at Frank. "No, Frank, a space alien." *laughtrack* "Damn it!" says Diesel 11. "I prefer cheese." "Diesel! This is G-rated sitcom!" *laughtrack* Diesel 11 stops, stares at Frank, then turns to the audience and says, "F*** you, audience!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 18, 2016 19:58:20 GMT -5
They are sitting at the table, enjoying the pizza.
"So anyway, the doctor takes off my casts, and it turns out I'm completely fine!" D-11 said.
"How did you survive a 12 story fall?" Toz asked.
"The doctor said the fact I landed in a bush helped" he explained.
"Translation: his contract lasts all season" Frank whispered to the audience (laugh track)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 21, 2016 21:39:35 GMT -5
Well, this seems like a good spot to...
*fade to black; the theme song starts. Cheerful, upbeat music begins followed by the singers.
They're five crazy guys Who have most unusual lives
But put them together and what have you got? 3WSR and here's the plot!
Five guys, who love burgers and fries
(Frank interjects) "Seriously? I hate corporate sponsors...
Five friends whose adventures never seem to end.
For a good laugh don't look far, Welcome to the world of 3...W...S...RRRRRRRRR!!!"
("The 3WSR Show" title appears on screen; Frank suddenly appears beside the title)
"Seriously? That's our theme song?"
(Frank gets crushed as the exclamation point falls on top of him)
"I was probably asking for that" Frank says as the screen fades to black again.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on May 31, 2016 2:48:03 GMT -5
D11 - "Okay. I've decided we need a new theme song." TOZ - "What..?" D11 - "A new theme song. Let's try it, shall we?"
Thank you for being a friend Travel down the road and back again...
TOZ - "You want to get sued?" D11 - "Hmm... how about:"
Nobody ever told you that life would be this way...
TOZ - "I don't think that'd be a good idea either..." D11 - "Or:"
These days are miiiiiine...
TOZ - "Oh, brother..." D11 - "Or even:"
Na na na na na na na na, batman!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 31, 2016 12:36:40 GMT -5
Quit messing with the theme song and get to the plot!" Frank pointed out.
......
Now after dinner, Frank went back to his room to work on his invention.
"Hey Frank, can you help me out with a song I'm working on?" D-11 asked.
"Sure; what is it?" He said.
D-11 sings his song, about 90 seconds in, comes to the line
"And as the moon turned completely orange,
That was when...when..." He stopped singing "what rhymes with orange?" He asked.
"Uh...uh... I'll get back to you on that" and Frank ran to his room
"I'd tell him there is a word that rhymes with orange, but I doubt he can make something work with "sporange" there"
Frank pulls down a chart "sporange- a part of a fern plant" (laugh track)
"Now where was I?" Frank asks himself. "I know! I'll check the script!" And Frank pulls out a large stack of paper and reads it (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 3, 2016 21:49:45 GMT -5
Suddenly, Toz walked in. "I hate this weather!"
"It's sunny and 72 degrees! It's nice!" Frank said.
"I'm wearing my winter coat!" *laughtrack*
"...why?"
"Because I need all the pockets on it for my phone, iPod, camera, pencils, pens, markers, highlighters, scraps of paper, cough drops, cough drop wrappers, DNA samples, cat food..." *laughtrack*
"You don't need all that stuff!"
"I'm trying to trade up to a mansion." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 3, 2016 22:08:03 GMT -5
"A mansion?" Frank asked, confused.
"You didn't see that video of the guy who started with something cheap and worked his way up to something expensive?" Toz asked.
"Why are you trying to get into a mansion?" Frank asked
"Because we can't stay in this apartment forever!" Toz exclaimed.
"Do you have any idea how expensive a new set is?!" Frank exclaimed (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 4, 2016 21:18:41 GMT -5
"Oh, by the way guys," says Diesel 11, "my aunt is coming to visit." "You're ant?" "Richtig auszusprechen oder ficken werde ich dich tรถten!!!" *laughtrack* *Frank and Toz stare at Diesel 11* "Sorry, that was the Grammar Nazi in me speaking." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 4, 2016 21:26:24 GMT -5
"Oh good, an outside opinion... we can see what she thinks of my Solar powered flashlight" Frank said enthusiastically (laugh track)
"She's here to visit Frank... not be a guinea pig for your experiment!" D-11 said *Laugh track
"But this episode is about my bright idea!" Frank points out. *pulls down title screen with "Frank's bright idea" on it. "See?" *laugh track
"You know we can have more than one thing going on at once" Toz pointed out *laugh track
"Where did that come from?" A confused D-11 asked *points at title screen Frank pulled down, laugh track.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 5, 2016 11:07:39 GMT -5
The next day...
"Okay guys, I want you all to be on your best behavior when my aunt gets here." "Sure." "Oh, and one other thing - she had a stroke not to long ago, which her, kind of... well... annoying." "Um... what do you mean by, 'annoying'?" Ding-dong! "That'll be her!" *Opens door to a short, gray-haired woman with glasses and a purse made of bamboo* "Hi, Aunt Angie!" "What's with this high stuff? You must be blind if you can't see that I'm shorter than you." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 8, 2016 21:20:47 GMT -5
(To audience)
Frank sighs with relief "Thank goodness our guest star for this episode isn't anyone famous like Betty White... that would be the budget for the season!" (laugh track.
"Hey, D-11 I trust you can handle your aunt at the moment? I just realized there is something very important to take care of in my room" and Frank starts walking down the hall... then he runs (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2016 6:32:58 GMT -5
AUNT: "What does he do for a living, manage pools?" *laughtrack TOZ: "Frank has learned something very wise... when someone else is around, you walk away... and then run like hell!" *Toz runs, laughtrack AUNT: "What is he, a stripper?" *laughtrack
(No offense with anything she says)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 9, 2016 18:02:29 GMT -5
"Oh come on Aunt; why don't you come and take a seat; the living room is just this way" D-11 said, reaching for her arm.
"Hands off me, woman!" The Aunt said, first striking D-11 with her purse, then pulling out pepper spray.
(Cut to: Frank, hiding under his bed in his room)
"AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!" is heard, just offscreen.
"Don't worry folks, that wasn't really pepper spray; he's just screaming to sound like it is" Frank assured the audience.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE PEPPER SPRAY!?!?" D-11 is heard screaming.
"Wow, he's really getting into the role" Frank observed (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 9, 2016 18:38:06 GMT -5
"I think that's real pepper spray, dude!" Toz said.
"No, PETA wouldn't... wait, where are you?"
"Also under the bed. Can you move your foot?" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 9, 2016 18:52:07 GMT -5
"Wait, how did you get here? I ran out of the room first!" Frank pointed out.
"A lot happens off screen!" Toz said (laugh track)
"So you ran into my room?" Frank asked.
"It was closer" Toz said (Laugh track) Just then, Toz started building up a sneeze.
"Frank when was the last time you dusted under... ah...ah ah CHOOO!!!!" Toz went, and Frank was suddenly flung out from under his bed, and landed on the chair, albeit upside down.
"The things I do for comedy" Frank said, still upside down (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2016 19:09:38 GMT -5
Back with Diesel 11...
"So what are you going to do hear, aunt?" "Finally eat some good food, like this stuff." *takes a bite* "What the hell is this?" "That's... deodorant...." "Better than the stuff they serve at the retirement home." (laughtrack)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 10, 2016 23:53:10 GMT -5
Frank and Toz were in Frank's room.
"Anyway, I'm going to meet with an investor and see if I can get some money towards the Solar Powered Flashlight." Frank said as he put on a suit.
"Can I come with you? I can support you from a moral and logistical point..."
"You just want to get away from D-11's aunt?" Frank asked
"Please." Toz said quickly (laugh track)
"Ok, let's go" Frank said as they went to leave.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 11, 2016 8:14:20 GMT -5
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" asked Aunt Angie. "Um... to test out my latest invention." "You'll go down like a lead balloon." *laughtrack
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 11, 2016 17:37:36 GMT -5
"I'll have you know that my invention is a stoke of genius and will change the world!" Frank said indignantly as he left the apartment with Toz not far behind.
"You have some bizarre friends Davis" Aunt Angie said to D-11. (laugh track)
"Aunt Angie, that is not my name; call me D-11" he said.
"Nonsense! Your mother did not name you after a number, and I will not call you by a number either. You are more than a number" Aunt Angie said.
"What the **** are you talking about?" D-11 said in confusion. (Laugh track)
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