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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on May 1, 2016 14:49:48 GMT -5
"Alright, get a knife." "KNIFE?!" *laughtrack*
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Post by Admin on May 1, 2016 23:31:09 GMT -5
"Scissors" Frank said, pulling out a pair of scissors "Rock" Diesel 11 said, pulling out a rock *small laugh track* "I never figured out how you are supposed to smash scissors with a rock, and how does paper destroy a rock?!" Toz said *large laugh track*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 2, 2016 11:57:10 GMT -5
After finally getting Frank out of the drum. The store owner came up to them, "and how do you plan to pay for these damaged instruments?"
"Uh..."
The three were literally thrown out of the store (laugh track)
"Well, at least we don't have to pay for the guest star anymore" Frank said (laugh track)
"Well, back to the drawing board?" D-11 said.
"The what?" Toz asked
"Let's just go home" Frank aid as he hailed a taxi; the group was splashed with water as it ran through a large puddle. (Laugh track)
"It didn't even rain today!" Frank fumed (fade to black)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on May 2, 2016 12:31:58 GMT -5
*At which point the song "Fade to Black" is heard.
They reach the house. However,....
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Post by Admin on May 2, 2016 12:50:47 GMT -5
"We have an apartment, not a house!" Frank said At the Apartment TGC was trying to figure out how to get the Wii U in the setup but the TV had fallen over on him. "I can explain. I tried to get the Wii U up but it was missing a cord so I got one off eBay and it turns out the seller was my mom who has sold a broken cord for a Wii u that my dog chewed up and I was really pisse day that so I threw this SNES controller at the wall and it broke." "You threw an SNES Controller at a wall so hard you broke it. I once had a SNES and it was indestructible!" Frank said "No I broke the wall with the controller." *laugh track* "How did you get an SNES controller anyways?" "I had some extra money." "Now we're really broke!" Toz said. "Anyways how does that have to do with the TV falling on you?" "I tried to get the controller out of the wall for 5 minutes but eventually got so frustrated I threw the SNES on the ground, it caused a minor earthquake, and busted through 2 floors of the building with the earthquake making the TV fall on me." *Laugh track*
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Post by Admin on May 2, 2016 12:51:34 GMT -5
Go run over
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 7, 2016 0:18:27 GMT -5
"Well, at least nothing broke... wait, do we even have an SNES?" Frank asked in confusion *Laugh track
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Post by Admin on May 7, 2016 14:12:34 GMT -5
"Yeah I got one with the spare money that's why we have an SNES controller, I told you I threw the SNES on the ground and it busted through 2 floors of the building." TGC said. "Oh my god now we are truly broke." Toz said. "We have 7 cents." Frank said. *laugh track* "...I think the blood circulation in my entire lower body has been cut off..." TGC said *laugh track fade to black*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 7, 2016 14:26:45 GMT -5
After a lot of cleaning up, and luckily the TV wasn't broken, the four friends were sitting together on the couch looking sad.
"I just don't know what to do" Toz said sadly.
"We gotta make money somehow" D-11 said.
"What I want to know is how Frank got trapped in a base drum" TGC said *Laugh track
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 11, 2016 20:52:41 GMT -5
Uh... let's have a commerical break:
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on May 11, 2016 20:57:03 GMT -5
ACT II:
"To be, or not to be. That is the-" "SHUT UP!!"
*CURTAIN RISES*
"DAMN IT!" cries Toz, as he hurls his computer out the window.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 11, 2016 21:08:31 GMT -5
It is the next morning and the guys are having breakfast.
"So I'm off to my job again... good luck coming into some money"
Toz, Frank and D-11 sit at a table while having breakfast.
"Well, becoming a band did't work out all that well. Any other ideas?" Frank asked.
"We could invent something" Toz proposed.
"I have an idea!" D-11 said excitedly. And he ran out of the apartment. (Construction noises, laugh track)
"Guys! Come onto the roof and see my creation!" Frank and Toz ran out to the roof. It is a bicycle with wings and a tail like an aircraft.
"I invented a flying machine! I call it the Superior Performance Longitudinal Aerial Transportation vehicle" D-11 said proudly.
"The SPLAT Vehicle?" Frank said in confusion (Laugh track)
*D-11 thinks it over, but doesn't get it
"Just watch me!" He said. He got onto the bike and began peddling toward the ramp he constructed.
Frank covered his eyes, while Toz took out a camera
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on May 11, 2016 21:14:42 GMT -5
It went off the roof, and then-
IT REALLY FLEW!!
/end Chicken Run scene
SPLAT!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 11, 2016 21:22:24 GMT -5
"Oh no!" Frank shrieked in terror when he heard the sound. "this is a 12 story building!" (laugh track)
"This is SO going to get a million hits!" Toz said as he began uploading the video
"Forget the video and call an ambulance!" Frank fumed. (laugh track)
"Don't worry guys... I have insurance... I'm covered!" D-11 called from the ground.
"But what about the co-pay?" Frank called out.
"What's a co-pay?" D-11 asked (laugh track)
(Cut to hospital; a full body cast is on a bed, Frank and Toz look on sadly as the doctor walks in)
"Is he going to make it?" Frank asked.
"I... I don't know" the doctor said.
"NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Frank said, falling to the ground and screaming dramatically.
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Post by Tug on May 11, 2016 22:55:05 GMT -5
"Oh wait, sorry, this is for the old lady next door... Jalenson how many times have I told you not to mess with Mrs. Gerkins paperwork!" yelled the doctor to his male Burmese
"Doctor our friend?" asked Frank
"Oh yeah, he'll be fine, just 3-4 weeks of healing plus very expensive medical a fees..." answered the Doctor
Frank screamed, "NNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!" in the very dramatic tone as the doctor walked awkwardly away to deal with another patient...
*laughtrack*
Just then Tox walked in...
"Hey Frank what's the status?" asked Toz
"Well Diesel 11 going to be out of commission for a while and all of our bank accounts have gone into negative values due to insurance fees..." replied Frank
"Well I got some good news! I uploaded that fail of a fall on YouTube and we got billions, and I mean BILLIONS, of views! I monetized the video, and with the amount were making off of one viral video and add revenue, we'll be set for a looooonnng while..." responded Toz
Thank heavens for this glorious digital age we live in where we can become millionaires by filming a fail of a lifetime! So, any bad news to go with it because that's how they usually go, right?" asked Frank
"Well the bad news is if we want to keep this as our jobs so we don't have to actually do labor... We need to keep making videos like this..." answered Toz
Frank replied, "Well our insurance Rates will dramatically go up... Oh well... Hey Diesel 11, how would you like to be a star?!?!"
*laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 12, 2016 20:47:13 GMT -5
"So you want to make a lot of people laugh at my expense?!" D-11 said
"Oh... I hadn't thought of that" Frank said (laugh track)
"Well, what about your inventions?" D-11 said.
"Oh yea!" Toz said. "Hold on a second" he said as he went to get his, and Frank went to get his.
Frank came back holding a weird looking flashlight, and talked first.
"Check it out; it's a solar powered flashlight! Never worry about batteries again!" Frank said proudly.
Toz took out his device. "Check it out! They are like gloves, but for your feet! Never worry about cold feet again!" Toz said proudly.
"I want you to think REALLY hard on this one" D-11 said sternly.
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Post by Toz76 on May 13, 2016 0:13:25 GMT -5
"Toe socks!" Toz said with jazz hands. *laughtrack*
"Actually, as long as you charge it first, it's a great idea, and with some adaption could even charge itself." Frank said.
"Toe socks!" *jazz hands* *laughtrack*
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on May 13, 2016 8:13:38 GMT -5
"Oh, wait!" said Diesel 11. "I've got a great idea!" *Gets out phone, turns on video camera, and pushes Toz and Frank out the window* "We can laugh at your expense!! I'll add the Darth Vader 'NOOOOOO!' to it, and then it'll be perfect! Toz and Frank shout, "NOOOOOOOOO!!" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 13, 2016 8:37:05 GMT -5
D-11 finishes explaining his ideas, and shows they are still in the hospital room.
"Well, go on, let's follow my plan; get to the window". D-11 said.
"Wait; aren't you in a full body cast?" Toz asked *laugh track
"and... I think we're on the first floor" Frank pointed out. *laugh track
"But it's your turn to do a fail video!" D-11 pointed out.
"Why didn't you get a video of me in the base drum?" Frank asked
Toz and D-11 grin
"Why is there a base drum in a hospital?!" Frank said, somehow trapped in a base drum again, rolling around the hospital lobby while Toz records.
Back in D-11's hospital room, D-11 gets good news from the doctor.
"Well, it turns out we kinda got carried away with the full body cast, so it can come off" he said.
"Sweet! Get this thing off me!" D-11 said "I want to Frank and Toz to star in a fail video even better than mine!" *laugh track
"Ok" the doctor said, pulling out a chainsaw (bum bum BUUUMMMM!!!)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on May 13, 2016 12:31:43 GMT -5
To be continued.... same 3WSR-time, same 3WSR-channel!
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