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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 11, 2016 17:41:05 GMT -5
*"The Prisoner" music video suddenly appears*
"Not a number; I'm a free man, and my life is my own now!"
"No!" cried Frank, "The last thing we need is a lawsuit with Iron Maiden!!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 11, 2016 17:59:59 GMT -5
So they cut to Frank and Toz on public transportation.
"Frank, you really should get a car" Toz said.
"And where am I supposed to park it?" Frank pointed out.
Toz paused then had an "realization" moment. (laugh track)
"So what do we do?" Toz asked.
"We go to the address, wait our turn, and I present my invention" Frank explained.
"Not exactly my cup of tea... but I'll do anything to get away from D-11's crazy aunt" Toz said (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 11, 2016 19:24:41 GMT -5
Speaking of which...
"You guys need to some real food for a change, not this fast food junk. I think I'll make some Lasagna al Italia." "But that takes 36 hours to make!" (laughtrack) "Hey, when you get to be my age, you'll find you have plenty of time on your hands." (laughtrack)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 11, 2016 19:43:17 GMT -5
"Now, now, Davis, let's not argue; I will cook my lasagna and you will eat it." Aunt Angie said.
"I'm not waiting 36 hours" D-11 said.
"36 hours!? I'm not going to wait 36 hours! Make something else Davis!" Aunt Angie screamed (laughter)
"Wait, what? And stop calling me Davis!" D-11 fumed.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 11, 2016 19:46:17 GMT -5
"Right then... Dahvid." "ARGH! MY OLD NICKNAME COME BACK TO HAUNT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" (laughtrack)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 11, 2016 20:02:51 GMT -5
*fade to black, scene change
At an office building, Frank entered with Toz.
"Hi, we are here to see Mr. Waldron" Frank said to the receptionist.
"Oh yes, you must be the 1:30. Take a seat; you'll be called when ready" the receptionist said.
"Thank you" and Frank went to sit down.
"Say Frank; do you think any of us will get romantic interests in the future?" Toz asked.
"Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but it's the lonely hearts club for me... but knowing our producer, probably not."
"That sounds sexist..." Toz said sternly "the lack of female characters on this show could cause controversy"
"Well, I refuse to stoop to the level of a sitcom that resorts to hiring attractive female actress who boast no talent, and only bring in the viewers because they look nice" Frank said, standing in a "triumphant" pose (Audience applause)
"Well... what if they look nice AND they have a good depth of character?" Toz asked.
"Oh yea, totally open to that" Frank said quickly (laugh track(
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 11, 2016 20:11:41 GMT -5
Mr. Waldron entered the room. "All righty, you bastards, what do you have for me today?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 11, 2016 20:17:17 GMT -5
"huh?" A confused Frank asked.
"Well, you are the 1:30 aren't you?" Mr. Waldron asked.
"Oh, yes. I'm Frank, sir." Frank said as he stood up to shake hands.
"Ah, I look forward to your invention" Mr. Waldron said. "And you?" He looked to Toz.
"I'm Toz, sir." He said as he stood up.
"Toz? What kind of name is that, Swedish?"
"No, Baum." Toz said. (Cricket chirps)
*Frank is shown angry, then walks towards audience.
"Really? Come on, nothing? It's Baum, TOZ. TOZ, L. Frank Baum." (Cricket chirps, then two members of the audience laugh)
"Thank you; see, somebody gets it" Frank said as he went back to the scene.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 11, 2016 20:22:07 GMT -5
(Maybe we shouldn't break the 4th wall quite so often, it's starting to get a bit old)
The man stared at the audience. "What the hell are all these people doing in my office?!" (laughtrack)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 11, 2016 20:51:45 GMT -5
(Sorry; my character has fourth wall awareness, and sometimes I can't resist)
"Stick to the script" Frank quickly shot.
"Oh right, sorry. *Clears throat. Now, then, what have you brought for me today?"
"Shouldn't we go into the office?" Frank asked, confused.
"Oh, yes, right this way."
*Scene change
"Now then, would you like to begin?"
"Yes sir, let me just set up a few things" and Frank opened his brief case.
......
* Scene change
"Now Davis, what are we going to eat..."
"Stop calling me Davis!!" D-11 fumed.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 11, 2016 20:58:48 GMT -5
"Okay, okay! Sheesh...." "Anyway, we can go to that new pizzeria." "I suppose..."
*Scene change
"Ugh! This is the worst pizza ever!" "I think it's fine." "You've been raised in the States. I come straight from Sicily. Back there, all we knew how to do was make love and back pizza." (laughtrack)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 11, 2016 21:02:19 GMT -5
"Well the best pizza in the country comes from New York; if this was New York pizza, your opinion would be different' D-11 said (audience cheers)
"Oh I see; what state are we in?" Aunt Angie asked.
"I... don't know!" D-11 said, a blank expression on his face (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 12, 2016 7:00:49 GMT -5
BTW, in case you're wondering, here are a few facts about my 'aunt':
-Name: Angelina Sophia Donarillo -Born in Italy, immigrated to New York -Age: 82 years old
"Well anyway, I could do a lot better than this. Waiter! Waiter!" "Yes, ma'am?" "Get me the manager." "Manager?" "Yes, the manager. What, are you deaf?" (laughtrack) "Um... but..." "JUST GET THE THE MANAGER!!"
*a minute later...
"You wanted to see me?" "Yeah. This pizza's terrible." "Well, I'm so-" "That's why, I'm buying this place." Both Diesel 11 and the manager stare at Aunt Angie. (laughtrack) "Okay, okay, I won't buy it. But at the very least, I'll work for you." "Well, thanks, but we don't need extra hel-" "What do you mean you 'don't need extra help'?! Didn't you just hear me say 'This pizza's terrible'?!" (laughtrack)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 12, 2016 9:11:49 GMT -5
"Well where do you think we are, New York?" The manager said.
"I don't know, are we?" Aunt Angie said.
"I...don't know" the manager said (laugh track)
"Oh, I know how to figure out where we are" D-11 said. He walked outside and looked for famous landmarks.
And he saw the Empire State Building, the Gateway Arch. The Golden Gate Bridge, the Eiffel Tower, the Sphinx, the Sydney Opera House and the leaning tower of Pisa. (Laugh track, applause)
"Uh...uh..." D-11 said, a complete loss for words.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 12, 2016 9:22:00 GMT -5
"Well anyways, let me into that kitchen!"
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 12, 2016 9:58:33 GMT -5
Back at the office...
"In conclusion, the solar flashlight will be a necessary aid for campers and spelunkers, and its self-charging function will revolutionize the flashlight industry. Thank you."
The business men stood and applauded.
"My god, this is the best pitch I've heard in years! Come in here, Frank D. Triviaman!"
Toz waited outside, talking to the secratary.
"I can't believe anyone thought this would be a good idea!" The secratary fumed.
"With a few tweaks, it would work perfectly, you have to admit."
"I donot know... now, if you'll excuse me, I'm meeting some friends for lunch across the street at the Space Needle. Then we're going to the next block over to visit Powells Books." *laughtrack* "Want to come?"
"Sure, why not?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 12, 2016 10:05:36 GMT -5
Frank came out of the office with a smile on his face.
"Toz, you'll never believe this, I just got a deal with... Oh, who's your friend?" Frank asked, noticing that Toz was just about to walk out the door.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 12, 2016 12:48:59 GMT -5
"Uh... what was your name again?" *laughtrack*
Meanwhile....
"That's the last time I go out to eat with you." *laughtrack* "They call themselves a pizzeria, and it turns out to be a pizzes***." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 13, 2016 23:21:53 GMT -5
"Anyway, I was about to go with my new friend across the street" Toz explained.
"Oh, I see. BTW, they love the invention; I'm getting the investment!" Frank said excitedly. Just then, confetti and balloons fell from the ceiling *audience cheers
"Huh, where did all these balloons come from?" Frank said, confused *Laugh track.
A clown came into the lobby "Hey, did anyone see my box of balloons? It's for a kid's birthday party on the 6th floor" he said
"Sorry, I don't think there was a..."
*Frank takes box to the head, falls down to ground, then the laugh track
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 16, 2016 16:01:18 GMT -5
*At the apartment...
"What the hell is going on is going on in this kitchen?!" *laughtrack* "Uh, well, Aunt Angie, you see..." "Oh, shut up and get out of my way!" *laughtrack* A knock at the door is heard. Diesel 11 opens it. A sexy woman with black hair stands there. "Oh, hi. Aunt Angie, this is Elvira." "You look like a prostitute!" *laughtrack* Elvira promptly leaves. *laughtrack* "Damn it! Why'd you have to say that?" "Even a two-year old would end up falling in love with her." *laughtrack*
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