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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 29, 2016 20:15:58 GMT -5
"Not important. So, what brings you over for a visit, I meant?" Frank asked to clarify his point.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 29, 2016 20:20:26 GMT -5
"I wanted to know if you had any bread." "Bread?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 29, 2016 20:25:36 GMT -5
"Yes, I am making toast, but according to this recipe I found, you need bread to make toast" he said (laugh track)
Frank decided that this guy was a bit too nutty to let stick around for long, so he just gave him a couple slices and told him to go
"But why do I need to go?" he asked.
"because the three of us are in a very important meeting now" Frank replied.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 29, 2016 20:28:04 GMT -5
"Okay then... see ya." "Frank... do you need to see a doctor?" asks Diesel 11. "Why?" "You look as if you've never seen him before..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 29, 2016 20:49:42 GMT -5
"No, but I don't know him that well; I see him in the hallway only twice a week or so" Frank pointed out.
"You need to get out more" D-11 said.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 29, 2016 22:26:53 GMT -5
Oh, I just had a crazy idea.
What if we came up with titles for this "season" and we then do the "episodes" based on those titles.
Obviously, this is "the pilot" but after this, we come up with titles to set up for the craziness that ensues.
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Post by Admin on Apr 30, 2016 0:27:46 GMT -5
TGC walked in. "Money" TGC threw some money on the floor and walked out. *small laugh track* "Diesel 11 isn't here" "Ok i guess Ill stay for a few minutes wait Diesel 11 is over there im leaving" *full laugh track* "Now!" Frank said as Toz pushed a chair in front of TGC, tripping him. "I only meant to block him... I should have used a table." Frank said, annoyed. TGC got up. "Frank! I need to get to work I'm on a very tight schedule." "I know, but you haven't stopped here in at least 6 months." "Why do I have a reason to stay here when all my income from the last 2 years is used on a PS4 instead of a Wii U and you won't even let me have a save file on your Mario 64 cartridge!" TGC said *Laugh Track* "I'm trying to get 100% on all 4 though." "Didn't you do that already?" "That was on the old N64 that diesel 11 threw out the window." *laugh track* "But that's beside the point, the point is that we haven't seen you for more than 30 seconds at a time. Take some time off." Frank said "You know what? Your right. From now on I am on my 15 year long break!" *Laugh track fade to black*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2016 1:21:40 GMT -5
TGC went out for a while, then came back later that night and Frank was waiting at the dining room table.
"Oh; its you" TGC said to Frank as he walked in.
"Listen, about earlier..." Frank began. "I thought about what you said and- I realize what I did wasn't right. I wanted to make it up to you." Frank said apologetically.
"What could you possibly do to make it up to me?" TGC said back
Frank reached under the table and there was a brand new Wii U box with a bow on to of it ("aawwwww" comes from audience)
"How did you?" TGC began.
"My lets plays brought in more money than usual this week; I was gonna put it down towards something special, but for everything you do for us, you've earned it *aaawww is heard again.
"But you said we couldn't get it because the entertainment set up had no room" TGC pointed out.
"We'll figure it out" Frank smirked.
"How?"
"...ill have to get back to you on that" Frank said when he realized he hadn't thought it through *laigh track
"Oh and one more thing." Frank said as he took out a gray piece of plastic. "Catch!" He said, throwing it to TGC. It was the Mario 64 cartridge
"But why?" TGC said in confusion.
"Well, the truth is, once you've got 100% once... Found it kinda boring. Besides, the real reason I keep playing the 64 is Goldeneye *applause
"Thanks... But how can I play it when the N64 is in your room?" TGC asked in confusion.
"...why am I no good at thinking things through?" Frank asked himself in confusion *laugh track.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 30, 2016 1:45:28 GMT -5
Suddenly, yelling was heard from the next room.
"You heard me right, Toz Sevendesix. With a V. Yes, I know it's a terrible name, but I live with a guy named D-11." *laughtrack*
"Yes, D-11. Two ones." *laughtrack*
"Geez, I thought you were supposed to be helpful!" Toz hung up and walked into the next room. "They've shut off our electricity because we couldn't afford it."
"Why doesn't Frank talk to them. He has a normal name, they'll listen to him." Said TGC. *laughtrack*
"What part of "can't afford" do you not understand, Mr."15-year break"? We're broke! I had to spend all the money you just brought in making sure they didn't shut off the water!"
"Silly Toz, focusing on trivial things like water instead of what's important, like video games." *laughtrack*
"What do we do? Without electricity, we'll have nothing to do... we might even have to... GET JOBS!" *laughtrack*
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 30, 2016 6:45:13 GMT -5
"I wanna rock and roll all nite, and party every-" "D-11! How can you still play without electricity?!" "Er... I haven't thought of that... wait, no electricity?! Do you mean the computers will run no longer, too?!"
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 30, 2016 9:03:05 GMT -5
*gasp* "NO 3WSR!"
Suddenly, everyone but Toz freezes in place. Toz walks up to the camera. "I feel like I should explain... it's a website we all run."
Toz then took advantage of the time freeze to put everyone in strange positions, before unfreezing time.
"Toz! What have we told you about not goofing off during expository cutaways!" Frank said, trying to dislodge his arm from the couch cushions. *laughtrack*
"At least no one's out on the balcony naked this time!", yelled D11, trying to get out of the refrigerator. *more laughtrack*
"That one wasn't my fault, okay!" *audience in hysterics*
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 30, 2016 9:05:55 GMT -5
"So... what are we gonna do?" "The better question is... WHO YA GONNA CALL?!" "No electricity = no phone." "No... it was a joke..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2016 9:08:35 GMT -5
"Guys, relax!" Frank told everyone. "Look, if we're going to make money, we need to get serious jobs" Frank explained.
"But the water and electricity" D-11 said.
"First of all, the bill isn't due until the end of the month. So that gives us a few weeks to look for jobs and get on track." Frank explained.
"But then that means..." Toz said.
frank then screamed "hey landlord; you know we can sue you for this right? It's the end of the month it's due!" Frank screamed as the lights went back on after a panicked scream. *laugh track and applause
"What are we going to do?" TGC asked
"Well first of all why not call off the 15 year break?" Toz deadpanned *laugh track.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 30, 2016 9:28:24 GMT -5
"Good idea! You can have it instead!" *tosses Toz out the window*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2016 9:38:44 GMT -5
But Frank stopped them before he could do so.
"Are you crazy?! We're on the seventh floor!" Frank screamed (laugh track)
"I'm telling you, music will bring us in a ton of money" D-11 said.
"So you have a plan?" Frank asked. D-11 grinned.
In a subway station, it shows the four friends have formed a really bizarre street band. D-11 plays the electric guitar, Frank plays the trumpet, Toz plays the tambourine and TGC is playing a keyboard ... Not the instrument, a computer keyboard. They are playing a really out of tune version of "London bridge" as most people just pass them by and the occasional coin is put in the jar they put out. (Laugh track and applause)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 30, 2016 10:29:46 GMT -5
10 minutes later...
"Well that didn't work, you bastard." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2016 10:45:16 GMT -5
"Well it would work if we'd just play some real music!" D-11 fumed.
"We can't afford the royalties!" Frank shot back.
"Why do you talk like we're on some tv show?" D-11 asked confused.
"...never mind. Anyway, how much did we make?" Frank asked as D-11 picked up the jar.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 30, 2016 11:01:01 GMT -5
"1 pickle and four cents." "1 pickle?" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2016 11:56:03 GMT -5
"Maybe we should try something different" Frank suggested.
"Like what?" Toz asked.
A few minutes later, the hand was on the beach, metal detecting.
After a while, they came back to meet and share their findings.
"I found an old metal lunchbox" Toz said (laugh track)
"I found a dozen old nails" TGC said. (Laugh track)
"I found a pipe" Frank said. (Laugh track)
"I found this big bar of solid gold" D-11 said. The others dropped their jaws in astonishment.
"Our troubles are over!" TGC screamed joyously.
The four friends began dancing happily as the "hallelujah chorus" played in the background (audience applause)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 30, 2016 12:02:39 GMT -5
Suddenly the door opens, and there is Tug. "I heard the news!" "From France?!" *laughtrack*
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