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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2016 12:09:06 GMT -5
"What door, we're on a beach!" Frank said confused.
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Post by Eyes on Apr 30, 2016 12:15:11 GMT -5
"That... door..." *points to a door standing there randomly at the beach*
*laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2016 14:05:20 GMT -5
"Look at our beautiful gold bar!" TGC said joyously.
Tug went over to it and held it; then threw it out.
"What are you doing!?" Toz exclaimed.
"Nice job guys- your gold bar was actually Iron pyrite"
Frank palmed his face has everyone else went "huh?"
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Post by Eyes on Apr 30, 2016 14:25:10 GMT -5
"Fool's gold doesn't come in bars, idiot," said TGC.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2016 14:34:42 GMT -5
(I was trying to extend the "episode" since this isn't quite long enough yet)
"It's a prank bar; see..." and he showed on the bottom "Wise Crack's jokeporium- solid gold fools gold"
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Post by Eyes on Apr 30, 2016 14:42:46 GMT -5
"Well... it's worth something at the very least."
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Post by Tug on Apr 30, 2016 21:04:53 GMT -5
"Actually, we would get more if we sell the metal detectors, but anyways, here's my cut of the rent from my jobs in France and Germany, I'll see you around, I got another gig..." said Tug
"Where?" asked Toz
"Mexico..." replied Tug
"Don't get murdered by a drug cartel!" yelled Diesel 11 as he waved while the rest of the group hit him on the head and shouted, "DON'T BE SO MORBID!!!"
*laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2016 21:11:20 GMT -5
"Well, that covers some of the money, but where are we going to get the rest?" Toz asked.
"I have another idea!" D-11 said.
Later, they were on the boardwalk of the beach, and were in yet another band. D-11 still on Electric guitar, Frank on trumpet and Toz on tambourine. But TGC this time was playing an accordion. (laugh track and applause)
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Post by Eyes on May 1, 2016 11:42:58 GMT -5
"You know, this isn't working. How about we have two guitarists, a bassist, and a drummer. Then we'll rake in some cash."
So:
Diesel 11 - guitar and vocals
Tug - guitar
Toz - bass
Frank - drums
And that's how Megathread was born! *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 1, 2016 12:11:03 GMT -5
When the fantasy sequence ended, they thought about it and gave their answer.
"But... I actually know how to play the trumpet" Frank said.
"Tug's not even here" TGC pointed out
"I don't know how to play guitar" Toz pointed out.
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Post by Eyes on May 1, 2016 12:21:01 GMT -5
"Bass." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 1, 2016 12:31:51 GMT -5
"Come on guys, give it a shot; how bad can it be?" D-11 said.
In a music rental place, D-11 looks on with utter horror at what he sees happening around him. Toz's fingers have gotten tangled in the base strings "uh, D-11, is this supposed to happen?" (laugh track)
Frank had somehow got stuck inside a base drum and was rolling around the shop "help! Help! I don't even know how this happened!" Frank said in panic. (laugh track)
And TGC just walked up to D-11 and said "You know what, I think I should go back to my job" (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on May 1, 2016 12:35:41 GMT -5
Diesel 11 just grabs a guitar and starts playing the riff to "Wasted Years" by Iron Maiden.
"DON'T WORRY! WE ASKED PERMISSION!!!!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 1, 2016 13:03:10 GMT -5
"NOO!!! If this rolling doesn't kill me, the music royalties will!!" Frank said from the drum; "You're probably enjoying every cent of this, aren't you, Steve Harris?" Frank said to the fourth wall.
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Post by Eyes on May 1, 2016 13:05:40 GMT -5
"Yeah, I am." *laughtrack*
"What the..." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 1, 2016 13:34:25 GMT -5
Just then, low and behold, in came Steve Harris, base player and back up vocalist of Iron Maiden. (Audience applause)
D-11 gasped, TGC and Toz looked on in confusion, and Frank screamed, "Nooo!! Do you have any idea how expensive guest stars are!? that's probably 1/2 the episodes budget right there!" (laugh track)
"Aww man... I was hoping for David Murray" D-11 said. (laugh track)
"That would have been the budget for the season!" Frank exclaimed from his drum, which was somehow still rolling. (laugh track)
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Post by Eyes on May 1, 2016 13:51:25 GMT -5
(Why would I rather see Dave Murray? Steve Harris is the best bassist of all time, and way better on stage.  ) "Shut up, Frank...." *laughtrack* |
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 1, 2016 14:14:30 GMT -5
(It was the only funny line I could think of that fit the context)
But just as D-11 said that, Frank rolled right into D-11
"Ow..." they both said.
"Stop messing around; can we please get on with it? I'd like to find out why there's an Iron Maiden band member that just so happened to walk into this store" Toz said.
"Who cares!? Just get me out of this drum!" Frank said.
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Post by Eyes on May 1, 2016 14:17:46 GMT -5
"Hello there, I'm looking for a gift for my wife."
"In a music store?" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 1, 2016 14:28:59 GMT -5
"That's it; I'm leaving" TGC said as he decided to go back to the apartment.
"I still need help!" Toz said, referring to his fingers.
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