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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 20:50:16 GMT -5
"Yeah," said Tug, "he never gave me any respect so he's not our concern."
That's when Diesel 11's voice was heard. "Hope you enjoyed my little hologram to find out what you really think of me," he said and plunged the daggers into Tug's and TGC's back, and sliced open Toz's arm, before running away to kill something else.
"Oh good lord," said Toz, "he's gone mental!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 20:55:38 GMT -5
they felt their backs, and realized that he failed to penetrate.
"Phew, that was close" Tug said.
"Where's he going?" Toz asked, nursing his wound
In the distance they saw D11 run away further and further... until he ran off a cliff a la Wile E Coyote
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 21:03:39 GMT -5
And then he flew. "YIPPIE KI YAY MOTHERF**KERS!" were the last they could hear.
"Well then," said Toz.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 21:26:59 GMT -5
"all right, here's the plan..." Toz said as the others began talking.
And now, the moment that will confuse all the readers.
......
On the ship, Frank was just about done stabilizing the ship when suddenly... D11 came walking in, holding his head in pain.
"Ugh... that's the last time I mix whiskey and gin" he said to himself.
"D11? You...you're here?" Frank asked, confused
"Of course, where else would I be?" D11 replied.
"But if you're here, then who is... down there?" Frank asked himself
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 21:34:43 GMT -5
Suddenly it hit Frank like a sledgehammer to concrete. The Diesel 11 down there was the real D11 (in all of his twisted sh*t) and the more mild-mannered one standing next to him was the false one.
"Of course, it all makes sense!" cried Frank, and he tackled Not Diesel 11.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 28, 2016 21:38:55 GMT -5
"What was that for?!" Not Diesel 11 screamed.
"That" Frank pointed out, as a random bucket fell where Not Diesel 11 was standing a moment ago
"Ah, thanks" Not Diesel 11 said. For you see, unlike his counterparts in other dimensions, here Not Diesel 11 was a friendly fellow and also part of the crew. Plus, it gives Frank someone to interact with while everyone else is down on the planet
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Post by Eyes on Nov 28, 2016 21:51:33 GMT -5
However, down below, Real Diesel 11 was busy slaughtering all the women in a neighboring town. But we'll save that for later.
Toz, Tug, and TGC...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 16, 2016 19:24:41 GMT -5
Began work repairing the pod that could return them to the ship, when at last the got the radio working.
"Toz to central, Toz to central, any ears?" Toz asked.
"This is central; you guys ok?" Frank asked.
"Frank; you took the ship back from the redshirts?" Toz asked.
"Pretty much; they faded into nonexistence after a plot hole was discovered" Frank pointed out.
"Uggghhhh" Not Diesel 11 said in the background.
"Not Diesel 11 hung over again?" Toz asked.
"You can say that again" Frank replied
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 16, 2016 21:01:35 GMT -5
"D11 is murdering the female Arthrinians, so we should probably do something about him." Tug said.
"And Toz needs some medical attention" TGC added.
"So what's the plan?" Frank asked.
"WHY ME OH GOD THE PAIN" Toz yelled.
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Post by Eyes on Apr 26, 2017 3:07:25 GMT -5
The Arthrinians were pissed. "What is this dick doing, going around killing our b*tches?" the mayor said angrily.
"That's... really sexist," said an advisor.
"The point still stands!"
Meanwhile, Not Diesel 11 was feeling better from his hangover and came out to see if he could help.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 4, 2017 13:36:59 GMT -5
"What is the current situation?" He asked as he looked at the screen.
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Post by Eyes on May 4, 2017 16:09:28 GMT -5
"Well, your identical twin is killing and sh*t..." said Frank. "And Toz needs some help with a sliced arm."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 8, 2017 17:53:12 GMT -5
"That situation sounds familiar... hey, what are we doing now?" Not Diesel 11 asked.
"Oh, rescuing the others" Frank reminded him. And thus, in a plot saving moment, an emergency transport rocket was sent down from the main ship to the planet, Tug, Toz and TGC were rescued, and brought back to the ship. They met Frank on the bridge.
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Post by Eyes on May 8, 2017 19:12:08 GMT -5
"So now what?"
"Now we get Diesel 11 and screw his brain on."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 19, 2017 0:46:14 GMT -5
The group proceeded to reorganize and heal wounds, while D11's rampage came to a sudden end... when he anticlimactically fainted due to low blood sugar from not having eaten anything recently.
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Post by Toz76 on May 19, 2017 1:13:19 GMT -5
Soon, the ship was on its merry way, and everything was back to normal....
Until they encountered a strange space phenomenon.
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Post by Eyes on May 19, 2017 1:16:03 GMT -5
BUT MORE ON THAT LATER!
Right now it's time for...
THE EPIC ADVENTURES OF HEMOGLOBIN AND YUKON CORNELIUS!
on Mars.
Duh.
Now then, Yukon was snailing a dockstedder when...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 19, 2017 1:17:37 GMT -5
we returned to our regularly scheduled program.
"Hey... since when do purple clouds form in space?" Tug asked from the control room as they seemed to come towards the ship
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Post by Toz76 on May 20, 2017 23:37:13 GMT -5
"I'm detecting strong gravometric interference. We can't get any closer." Frank said.
"Too late, we're going in." Diesel 11 said, gunning the engines.
"DANGIT! GOD! Chart a course through the clouds!" He yelled, whooping.
"Diesel 11, turn around now!" TGC yelled.
"Nah, f*ck that." He replied.
Diesel 11 grabbed a laser pistol and shot TGC where he stood.
"Alright, everyone!" He said, taking the captain's seat and glaring down at Frank, Tug, Wellsworth, Doc, and the red shirts (Toz was in his quarters getting nasty with some Arthrinians).
"I'm Captain 11 now, clear? And if any of you step out of line, I'll kill you like I killed TGC!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 21, 2017 22:45:10 GMT -5
But the "Frank" turned out to be a hologram, and a dart suddenly struck D11's neck; he was knocked out cold.
"Seriously? Did he forget that I was assigned to the science lab?" Frank asked.
After 11 was locked up, the captain chosen to succeed TGC was a brave, resourceful man who could accomplish great things and although he carried himself with pride, he never looked down upon his crew. That man was...
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