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Post by Toz76 on Jan 30, 2016 11:31:42 GMT -5
"Have you heard? The queen is recruiting a team of adventurers to defeat the neighboring kingdom of Sclubia."
"Sclubia?"
"Yeah, they're evil and stuff."
"Okay, where can I find the queen?
"At the castle, blah blah blah, can you just order a damn drink already?"
"Whatare the qualifications for this job?"
"Ya know, just because I'm a NPC doesn't mean I don't matter."
"I can kill him if he's bugging you," said Toz. "He's an NPC, he doesn't matter."
"Ya know what? Get the hell out of my tavern."
(Moral of the story: don't... um... ya know, I'm not sure.)
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Post by Eyes on Jan 30, 2016 17:00:10 GMT -5
The søngs øn the radiø are økay,
but my taste in music is yøur face!
Yøu better believe it!!
Anyways...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 2, 2016 0:47:08 GMT -5
Frank rounded up the members of the party.
"We have a quest!" He declared
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Post by Eyes on Feb 2, 2016 9:12:07 GMT -5
"Awesome! Let's go after lunch. Bartender, four beers, please!"
"But aren't you FIVE people...?"
"Yeah, but Tug's had a bit too much already. Just give him an apple juice."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 2, 2016 10:08:02 GMT -5
"Actually I'll take the apple juice; I don't drink alcohol". Frank said.
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 2, 2016 19:08:26 GMT -5
"I'm not stupid, gimme some lemonade instead." Toz added.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 2, 2016 19:11:51 GMT -5
"Pink or regular?" the bartender asked.
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Post by Eyes on Feb 2, 2016 19:22:39 GMT -5
"Regular."
"Right. BTW, here's your beer."
"Thanks. I don't know why you don't want some..."
*TAKES A SWIG*
*SPITS IT OUT*
"BARTENDER!!!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 3, 2016 13:21:14 GMT -5
"Yes? Is there a problem?" He asked.
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Post by Eyes on Feb 3, 2016 13:53:03 GMT -5
"YES THERE'S A @$%@@$$*% PROBLEM! YOUR BEER!!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 5, 2016 0:56:03 GMT -5
"I don't like your tone mister" the bartender said sternly
D-11 quieted down after that.
Just then, a random event occurred.
A knight came in, and said "I am looking for the one called old one-eyed Garret; there's a big reward for information leading to his capture" he said at the door.
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Post by Eyes on Feb 5, 2016 9:30:24 GMT -5
"But, Garratts won't be invented for another..."
"He said 'Garret', not 'Garratt'!"
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Post by Tug on Feb 5, 2016 15:44:13 GMT -5
"Hey, wait guys, aren't we still wanted by the kingdom?" asked Tug
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 5, 2016 15:51:18 GMT -5
"I'm not sure if we are still in that kingdom" Frank Said. So he opened the map.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 12, 2016 23:44:55 GMT -5
"Ah, here we are. Now if we..." Frank said, in an attempt to revive the game.
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Post by Eyes on Feb 14, 2016 15:32:35 GMT -5
"Oh, hey Frank, we went so fast, I guess you didn't see that we already finished it."
In that case...
THE END
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 17, 2016 12:07:55 GMT -5
D11 woke up slobbering drunk in a back alley.
Meanwhile, the others were searching for Garrett when...
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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Post by Eyes on Feb 17, 2016 12:09:26 GMT -5
"But... I AM your father!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 17, 2016 12:42:19 GMT -5
"Don't worry I'll get some help!" Frank said as he tried to summon the guild from earlier
A singing guy with short blonde hair appeared
"No! I wanted the guy with the sword!" Frank fumed
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Post by Eyes on Feb 17, 2016 12:43:51 GMT -5
"But... I AM the sword!"
"Say what?"
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