Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 19:15:01 GMT -5
Toz76 told me to post this here, so hope you enjoy my shenanigans. Warning: NSFW.
Once upon a time there were these people who lived on an island called Ordos. These people had massive Big Dick Energy. Basically they kept sucking off the king and were flaunting the cumstains around town, claiming they had been marked by some "Prism" that no one else had seen. The king, enjoying blowjobs about as much as US presidents, gave them more power than our government officials ever do (clearly this king was a Cool Dude). So now these fuckers started calling themselves the "Colorfolk" and yet didn't include any actual people of color in their little clique cuz they're just massive racists on top of being narcissistic egomaniacs. Also no women, although modern history textbooks claim otherwise because gaslighting is real. So these jerk-offs started swinging their tiny penises around, claiming that everyone had to bow down to them, and when no one did, they unleashed a supervirus called "The Spewing" while hiding in quarantine behind a wall they erected to keep everyone else out. ยพ of the island's population died, including the king. Afterwards they declared the island their own kingdom, which they claimed they 'had to protect'. Only they couldn't decide which of them should be the leader of the group, so they split in two and caused a massive war that killed even more people. So now this island has become one big-ass circle-jerk of rich people killing each other and the commonfolk, and our story begins with Man in Blue at a crossroads, unable to decide if he should cum inside Man in Black or just masturbate instead.
Once upon a time there were these people who lived on an island called Ordos. These people had massive Big Dick Energy. Basically they kept sucking off the king and were flaunting the cumstains around town, claiming they had been marked by some "Prism" that no one else had seen. The king, enjoying blowjobs about as much as US presidents, gave them more power than our government officials ever do (clearly this king was a Cool Dude). So now these fuckers started calling themselves the "Colorfolk" and yet didn't include any actual people of color in their little clique cuz they're just massive racists on top of being narcissistic egomaniacs. Also no women, although modern history textbooks claim otherwise because gaslighting is real. So these jerk-offs started swinging their tiny penises around, claiming that everyone had to bow down to them, and when no one did, they unleashed a supervirus called "The Spewing" while hiding in quarantine behind a wall they erected to keep everyone else out. ยพ of the island's population died, including the king. Afterwards they declared the island their own kingdom, which they claimed they 'had to protect'. Only they couldn't decide which of them should be the leader of the group, so they split in two and caused a massive war that killed even more people. So now this island has become one big-ass circle-jerk of rich people killing each other and the commonfolk, and our story begins with Man in Blue at a crossroads, unable to decide if he should cum inside Man in Black or just masturbate instead.