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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 22, 2024 19:27:00 GMT -5
"Well I guess I have no choice... its time to BREAK IT DOWN!" Calvin declared, as he suddenly started break dancing.
"Oh yea, two can play at that!" Duncan said as he started doing the robot
"Face my wrath!" Ava said as she started doing whatever dance craze is popular right now
"But none of you can top THIS!" Everett said as he started doing the worm... but then a very audible crack was heard.
"AHHH! My back, someone get the chiropractor!" he said, holding it in agony.
Fiona pulled out the rule book and started flipping pages... "uh... is this a pause under section six, or a removal and continuance under section 14?" She said as she read the fine print
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 22, 2024 22:47:11 GMT -5
The game paused for a few minutes while medics checked over Everett.
"He's gonna be okay," the referee said, "but he'll be out for the rest of the day. The rest of you can finish this match without him, right?"
The five nodded.
"Alright... on your mark... get set... go!"
The five stood in a circle, pointing their guns at one another.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 23, 2024 18:17:10 GMT -5
"All right, I'm going start this party with a BANG!" Barnes said as suddenly a bucket of a kinda spicy sauce fell on Ava.
"Agh! What the?" Ava said as she tasted what it was, "Well, at least its tasty" she noted
"Bang Bang sauce, goes good on shrimp" Barnes noted.
"Well, you can't defeat me cause I'm on a roll!" Calvin said as bunch of bread rolls fell on Duncan.
"Oh yea, but are you prepared to meat your doom?" Fiona asked as Barnes was pelted with steaks.
"I'd say I'm having a ball" Ava asked as lots of little plastic balls fell on Fiona
"Nice try, but you're moving at a snail's pace!" Ava said as a bunch of snails fell on Calvin
"Uh... uh... something something covered in slime now" Duncan said as Calvin was covered in slime. "What? You try coming up with a slime pun on the fly"
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 24, 2024 2:10:00 GMT -5
"It's slime to meat your end?" Ava suggested, wringing the sauce from her hair.
"I've had a wonderful slime?" Fiona suggested.
"Are these all gonna be time-related?" Duncan groaned.
"Of course not, there are plenty of other words that... slime... with slime!" Ava said.
Duncan facepalmed.
"Isn't there a Drake song with slime in the title? Could we do something with that?" Fiona asked.
"That song sucks," Duncan replied.
"Not so fast!"
Everyone turned to see Calvin, dripping with slime but triumphant, holding a strange object in one hand.
"What is that?" Barnes asked.
"This is an instant-win totem! While you all were distracted, I spotted it under this fake cactus! And now the game is mine!"
"Unless someone takes it from you in the next ninety seconds," Fiona pointed out. "And your hands are pretty slimy... it'd be easy to snag it from you."
"That's way nicer than my strat," Ava said. "I was just gonna kick Calvin in the-"
"Slime won't stop me!" Calvin said. "This is my game to lose, and I intend to win!" And he turned and ran, leaving green slime footprints in his wake.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 24, 2024 20:50:49 GMT -5
"Get him!" Ava said as the other four proceeded to give chase.
Calvin ended up running into a hallway that had 2 rows of doors, four on each side. They were numbered L1 - L4 on the left, and R1 - R4 on the right.
Calvin frantically ran into R3, followed not to far behind by the others
Everett emerged from L2 holding the totem, then ran across to R1 while being chased by Ava
Fiona emerged from R1 and ran frantically across the hall to L1 while being chased by Duncan who was wielding a baseball bat
Barnes emerged from L3 and ran across the hall while being chased by Calvin who was shooting at him with a super soaker
Ava emerged from L2 holding the totem, and ran across the hall to R4 while Duncan chased her holding a unicycle
Calvin emerged from R1 dressed as a vampire and ran across the hall to L3 while Fiona chased him while wielding a cricket bat
Ava, Barnes and Duncan emerged from R4 on a tandem 3 person bicycle and rode across to L2 while somebody in a bear mascot costume chased them while wielding a chainsaw
Fiona emerged from R2 dressed as Princess Peach and ran across to L1 while being chased by a brown horse
A cow emerged from L1 and ran across to R1
Ava, Barnes, Calvin, Duncan and Fiona emerged from R3 and did a conga line across the hall to L2
Barnes emerged from L2 dressed as a pirate, while holding the totem and frantically ran across to R4 while being chased by Jason Voorhees
Fiona emerged from R1 and cartwheeled across the hall to L2 while being chased by Duncan wearing a hot dog costume
Calvin emerged from L3 riding a tricycle and peddled across the hall to R3 while being chased by Ava and Barnes who were riding in Cozy Coupes
Duncan emerged from L2 in his underwear, stopped after a few feet, went red in embarrassment and frantically ran back into L2
Man In Blue emerged from R3 wielding the Blade of Erdagovern while being chased by the Bronze Mage who was wielding a magic staff while himself being chased by the Red Mighty Morphin Power Ranger who was holding his sword; all three ran into L1
Barnes emerged from L4 wearing a firefighter costume, holding a fire ax while being chased by Ava in a ballerina costume and holding the totem, they went into R2
Frank, Toz, Eyes and Tug emerged from R1 wearing barbershop quartet clothes and ran across to L2 while singing a few bars of a song
TGC is seen flying across from L3 to R3 followed by Darth Vader as he walks the same path, his arm up from using the force to push TGC like that
Ava briefly pokes her head out of L2 then goes back behind L2
Duncan emerges from R3, stops, and gets confused. He cautiously goes to L4 and opens the door and enters. He emerges from R1, shocked, and wearing a cowboy costume. "What the fu-" is all he manages to say before frantically running across to L2 while being chased by Freddy Krueger.
Man In Blue and Bronze Mage emerge from R4 while being chased by Ava wielding a torch and Fiona wielding a pitchfork, the four of them run to L2
Man In Gold, Man In White, Duncan, Barnes, Toz, TGC, Eyes, Woman In Blue, Man In Blue, Fiona and Man In Black all emerge from L1 by moonwalking, and moonwalk all the way to R1
Barnes emerges from L3 on roller skates, holding the totem while being chased by Calvin who is wearing a Spartan costume to R2
Fiona emerges from R3 wearing a Wonder Woman costume and runs to L2 being chased by a buffalo
Ava emerges from R1 dressed as a disco dancer and frantically runs to L3 while being chased by Duncan who is wearing a jester costume
Calvin and Fiona, with Calvin holding a map and Fiona holding a compass, emerge from R4, stand in the middle of the hallway for a bit, get oriented, look at each other and nod, then run into L1 together
Bronze Mage emerges from L2 being chased by Frank who is wielding a halberd and run into R3
Toz and TGC emerge from L3 in go carts and race across to R1
Calvin and Fiona emerge from R2, stop and look confused, look at their map again, then run into L2
Barnes emerges from L1 wearing a Santa costume, the totem in his sack, then runs across to R1 while being chased by Duncan, who is wearing a bathing suit
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 25, 2024 2:01:45 GMT -5
Suddenly, all five emerge from R2, with Calvin once again holding the totem.
"Wait, who were all those wizard dudes?" Ava whispered to Fiona
"I'd explain it, but it would require breaking the fourth wall, and last time I did that you got annoyed with me," Fiona said.
"What do you mean by 'fourth wall'?"
Calvin ran to a giant tree and began running around it. The four followed, and they all began running around the tree. Calvin jumped into the branches, and the others kept circling the tree, thinking they were still chasing him.
Calvin checked his watch. "Almost there... five, four..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 28, 2024 22:00:37 GMT -5
He heard cracking then looked over... next thing he knew he was falling and crash-landed on the ground, having lost his grip on the totem.
Everyone gathered around him, then looked around frantically for the totem when they realized he wasn't holding it
"Dang it! We've dug our own graves!" Ava muttered. The camera zoomed out to realize she was standing on thin air over a hole a la wile e coyote
"Wait, how is this poSSSIIBBBBLLLLEEEE!!" She said as she suddenly started falling down the hole leaving a comical whistling noise behind her
"Well ain't that a kick in the head!" Barnes declared as suddenly a boot was thrown at his head, knocking him out cold
Calvin was just lying on the ground, sore from hitting the ground at the speed he did
Fiona and Duncan now looked at each other, face to face
"Guess there's only one way to settle this" Duncan said
"Indeed" Fiona agreed
"Rock paper scissors" they both said together.
"Best of three" Duncan added
So, they played their three rounds:
They both did paper
They both did rock
They both did scissors
Both looked at each other equally frustrated.
"Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock?" Fiona suggested
"Best of Three" Duncan said in agreement
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 28, 2024 23:05:09 GMT -5
"Nice try, but Spock always wins!" said a voice.
Fiona and Duncan turned to see... Everett!
"Everett! I thought you were gone for the rest of the day!"
"Yeah, and your shift ended ten minutes ago! Y'all were in those weird dimension-hopping doors for a while."
The trio looked at each other.
"Overtime pay?" Duncan suggested.
"Overtime pay," Fiona agreed, as the three drew their weapons on one another.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2024 20:48:33 GMT -5
"Looks like we've got a traditional Mexican standoff for the first time in a while" Fiona observed
"Do we though?" Everett said with a grin as he whistled and suddenly... someone came up behind Duncan and smacked him in the back of the head.
"What the?! You think that will do anything to me? Honestly that was pretty juveni... wait a minute, my contacts fell out!" Duncan said as he holstered his guns and began frantically searching the ground for them.
"You and me... Everett grinned as Fiona pointed her pistols at him.
"Well, Everett, you've always been a man in good health, but wouldn't it be a shame if you kicked the bucket?" Fiona grinned.
"What does that even me-" And suddenly a bucket fell on Everett's head, blinding him.
"Hey! Who turned out the lights!?" Everett screamed frantically, as he started screaming and randomly hitting the bucket... instead of just pulling the bucket off his head, like you would think someone in this position would do, yet he didn't, he just kept hitting the bucket. Was is frustration? Fear? Who knows
Fiona then started counting "30...29...28..."
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Post by Toz76 on May 1, 2024 16:37:31 GMT -5
Suddenly, Ava fell from the sky and landed on Fiona.
"We've got to ban dimension-warping anomalies next round." Ava muttered.
"Well, it's you and me," Fiona said. "Let's settle this. The only way we know how."
Suddenly, there was a smash cut to the two of them playing chess.
"I still think we should have done Magic The Gathering instead of chess," Ava complained.
"That's because you're losing," said Fiona, as she captured a bishop with her knight.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 5, 2024 19:11:45 GMT -5
"You would think that but I'm planning my comeback!" Ava said as her pawn captured a rook
Ava went on to capture 3 more pawns, a knight and a bishop and Fiona captured both bishops and a rook before... they stalemated
"how does that even..." Ava said in disbelief
"Ugh! That's it! Arm wrestle!" Fiona said as the two went at it.
Around that time, Everett got the bucket off his head, then got a brilliant idea.
He casually strolled over and offered them cookies. Both took ate them and suddenly... Ava got the same euphoric daze look she experienced back on page one while Fiona... suddenly looked anxious.
"Wh... why are there giant purple turkeys?! They're everywhere! DON'T LET THEM EAT ME!!" She screamed in terror as she sort of did that crawl scarred people do while sitting on their butts and going backwards, then upon getting to the wall, she raised her arms in front of her face, cowering in terror
Everett was beginning to feel kinda guilty, "I mean... I heard cannabis edibles cause hallucinations but I didn't realize it was this bad" as he debated calling a time out in his head, out of guilt
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Post by Toz76 on May 5, 2024 19:41:04 GMT -5
"Wait, don't edibles take like an hour to kick in?" Duncan said, still searching for his contacts.
"It's comedy cannabis, don't you remember the lore?" Calvin said, still clutching his head.
"Fakeout!" Ava yelled suddenly, kicking Everett in the shin.
"Ahh!" Everett fell to the ground. "I deserved that!"
"I know the comedy cannabis is gonna kick in for real soon, but I can still win this game before it does!" Ava said. "All I need to do is deal with Fiona--"
"No, she's actually high," a referee said. Fiona was in the fetal position, hyperventilating.
"Huh, I guess that means-"
A bunch of confetti shot out of somewhere offscreen, and a big banner that said "Ava wins!" descended from the ceiling.
"Ooh, yeah, it's starting to kick in..." Ava muttered, lying down on the ground.
The referees inspected the field. Ava was lying on the ground in a daze, Fiona was still hyperventilating, Barnes was knocked out, Calvin and Everett were both in pain, and Duncan was crawling on his hands and knees looking for his contacts.
"That round got a bit brutal towards the end, huh?" One referee said to the other.
"Oh well, more violence means more viewers!" The other said cheerfully.
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