Post by Toz76 on Jul 28, 2020 0:02:18 GMT -5
The story surrounds a band of adventurers in a land known as Magykka. The members of this group are:
Heph: Once a humble blacksmith, now the wielder of the legendary Sword Of Destiny, and the "chosen one" in a handful of prophecies.
Nikko: Used to work with Heph as a Blacksmith, now spends his time being jealous of him and being less powerful than everyone else.
Pokyrah: A kind, albeit superstitious mentor to Heph.
Eduardo: An intellectual elf and resident smartypants
Kokar: A unintellectual elf who loves to point out plot contrivances.
Twitter: A pretentious, arrogant pheonix.
Flamethrower: A friendly fire dragon that can take human form.
Angel: A friendly water dragon that can take human form.
Flasky: A friendly vampire with a speech impediment. Worships onions and craves blood.
Noproe: A martial artist and adventurer.
Aluk: Noproe's sentient boat, which can change size from handheld to massive at will.
Eli Zanzibar Lee: A pirate king who joins Heph after a vision.
Poll-ny-Chrink: A woman who is madly in love with Heph for unknown reasons.
Hokum: A dwarf who wields a magic hammer.
Redia: Daughter of the elf king. A flash forward reveals she joins the group sometime soon due to prophecy 62.
Darwik: Ori-kari who was revealed to be part of prophecy 62 in a flash-forward. Has yet to appear outside of that.
Villians:
Elmo: A powerful evil mage with uncertain plans. Was killed by Vlad, but then returned and dragged Vigaga into the Underworld. Can turn into a massive dragon called "THE BEAST". Later made a deal with the devil to insure that Vlad was dragged back to Hell.
Vladimir "Vlad" Titanica/Vigaga: A legendary villain who reincarnates every thousand years to wreak havoc. Was dragged into the underworld by Elmo. Escaped thanks to Tors and his grandfather's spirit, but was dragged back by King Minos after Elmo struck a deal.
Dravini: An agent of Elmo who stalks our heroes, but seems to be headed for a redemption. Also called Samarkand.
Julius Ceasar: A repeatedly ressurected egomaniac from Rome. Refers to himself as "The handsome [creature] in the corner" depending on his current form. Also known as the Lich King Zhaggas
Tors: An ally of a past incarnation of Vigaga, now Vlad's guide through the underworld. Wields the Spear of Teill-Eill.
The Kraken: A massive sea monster who speaks in an Australian accent. Attacked Atlantis with a Spidrant army.
The Beranga Beast: An unknown creature, described as 30 feet tall with a horrid face. Killed by Eli.
The Folshwin Monster: A powerful beast that Heph fought and killed entirely offscreen while Vlad took a detour to the future with Tors.
: A man and a woman searching for the Weapons that were infodumped on page 9 of the original thread
The Spectre: A blue gem that possesses people (AKA Hivemind from 3WSR)
Chainsaw Man: A guy murdering people in Heph's name, unknown to Heph
Succubus: Attacked Nikko in his sleep at one point. Eduardo trapped her in a jar to unleash on their foes later.
#394: One of Zhaggas' subordinates, killed by Zhaggas for seemingly no reason.
Other beings (basically any named being):
Stonuvan: A god that gave Vlad the Scepter of Death before immediately siccing a bunch of demons on him.
Kramm: Dwarven volcano god, celebrated on the holiday of Krammëstïoń
The Sea King: Some sort of sea deity
The Deus Ex Machina: Possibly a deity? Saved Heph from being kidnapped.
The Narrator: A deity that tried and failed to explain the riddle of the sphinx.
King Minos: A important figure in the underworld
Frankthetriviaman: God of happy endings for protagonists, worshipped by Pokyrah.
TGC: God of strange sci-fi adventures.
Toz76: Demon lord of the darkness. Unknown how Toz76 fits into the Underworld if at all.
Tugboatfan44: God of the magnificent bastards.
Diesel 11: God of... unknown, but it is said praying to him scars one for life.
Pluto: Surprisingly chill ruler of the underworld
Cerberus: Three headed guard dog of the underworld
The Devil Himself: An important figure in the underworld and a supporter of Vlad
Onyona: A onion god that vampires worship.
Destiny (Not Really): An unknown female being that sent Eli to find Heph.
A Soul: An unknown being who gives Vigaga needless exposition.
The Announcer: Presides over the Recap Episode
Antaeus, Briareus, Ephilates, Nimrod, Tityos, Typhon: Giants who dwell in the underworld.
Caucus: Centaur guardian of the underworld. Considered one of Magykka's gods, and thus immortal. Has an army of snakes and lizards.
Minos: A friendly baby minotaur... according to Heph. Everyone else hates him
Toro: The "defender of all that is good, true, and right." Lives somewhere in the elf kingdom.
Oveidia: Daughter of the elf king
Glohto: Elf knife-juggler/assassin
The Elf King: An unnamed ruler who initially wanted Heph dead due to a mix up of which chosen one he was.
Bessie: A special flying cow.
Lenny, Greg, and Mitch: Three time travelers sent to kill Vlad's mom who were stranded when Vlad stole their time machine. Sponsored by Tropicana! buytropicanabuytropicana
Susanna Titanica: Vlad's mom. Survival unknown
Edogog: Leader of the KNUCKLEHEADS
and host of the Recap Episode
Rahalin: Can see the future, member of the KNUCKLEHEADS
Drilnag Drolnag: A farmer who witnessed the time traveller's arrival.
Moe and Joe: A friendly two-headed sea serpent.
Femor: A giant that is so big people can fit inside his blood vessels. Friends with Noproe, kept Aluk safe in his blood vessels until the party came along and drained some of his blood.
Kutu: One of Eduardo and Kokar's brothers. Possibly killed by Flasky, possibly vampirized.
Jarmz: A guy who got sick after eating a bad sandwich
Mlak-Lak: A demon, but a friendly one? Possessed by the Specter.
Colgate Guy: Remember, the recap episode was sponsored by COLGATE TOOTHPASTE!!!
Groknikwongd: A squid messenger for the Sea King
Several Witches: Appeared as part of a Macbeth reference.\
Ol' Honeydew: One of the many dwarves who live underground.
Chico: Dravini's annoying younger cousin.
Places:
Cordann: The starting city, surrounded on all sides by the river Eb.
Darodia: A land with no birds or pigs, and no rivers for 500 miles. How this is possible is unknown. (My theory? Small island)
Chakalaka: The far-off land where Vlad was born
The Underworld: Hell, basically, heavily cribbed from Dante's Inferno.
Pirate's Bay: A safe haven for Pirates like Eli
Crowder: An island where Noproe was trapped for many years.
Foggy Island: An island near Magykka
Atlantis: An undersea city.
The Beyonder Forest: A place where the Giant clans guard a magic bow.
Eiflassmew: An ancient fortress on a lake of solidified lava where the party sets up a base some time in the future.
Phyphyxylstyx: A town in Magykka. Destroyed by Zhaggas.
The Minotaur Caves Beyond The Toxic Swamp: The home of the minotaurs, and later Zhaggas' home base.
Heph: Once a humble blacksmith, now the wielder of the legendary Sword Of Destiny, and the "chosen one" in a handful of prophecies.
Nikko: Used to work with Heph as a Blacksmith, now spends his time being jealous of him and being less powerful than everyone else.
Pokyrah: A kind, albeit superstitious mentor to Heph.
Eduardo: An intellectual elf and resident smartypants
Kokar: A unintellectual elf who loves to point out plot contrivances.
Twitter: A pretentious, arrogant pheonix.
Flamethrower: A friendly fire dragon that can take human form.
Angel: A friendly water dragon that can take human form.
Flasky: A friendly vampire with a speech impediment. Worships onions and craves blood.
Noproe: A martial artist and adventurer.
Aluk: Noproe's sentient boat, which can change size from handheld to massive at will.
Eli Zanzibar Lee: A pirate king who joins Heph after a vision.
Poll-ny-Chrink: A woman who is madly in love with Heph for unknown reasons.
Hokum: A dwarf who wields a magic hammer.
Redia: Daughter of the elf king. A flash forward reveals she joins the group sometime soon due to prophecy 62.
Darwik: Ori-kari who was revealed to be part of prophecy 62 in a flash-forward. Has yet to appear outside of that.
Villians:
Elmo: A powerful evil mage with uncertain plans. Was killed by Vlad, but then returned and dragged Vigaga into the Underworld. Can turn into a massive dragon called "THE BEAST". Later made a deal with the devil to insure that Vlad was dragged back to Hell.
Vladimir "Vlad" Titanica/Vigaga: A legendary villain who reincarnates every thousand years to wreak havoc. Was dragged into the underworld by Elmo. Escaped thanks to Tors and his grandfather's spirit, but was dragged back by King Minos after Elmo struck a deal.
Dravini: An agent of Elmo who stalks our heroes, but seems to be headed for a redemption. Also called Samarkand.
Julius Ceasar: A repeatedly ressurected egomaniac from Rome. Refers to himself as "The handsome [creature] in the corner" depending on his current form. Also known as the Lich King Zhaggas
Tors: An ally of a past incarnation of Vigaga, now Vlad's guide through the underworld. Wields the Spear of Teill-Eill.
The Kraken: A massive sea monster who speaks in an Australian accent. Attacked Atlantis with a Spidrant army.
The Beranga Beast: An unknown creature, described as 30 feet tall with a horrid face. Killed by Eli.
The Folshwin Monster: A powerful beast that Heph fought and killed entirely offscreen while Vlad took a detour to the future with Tors.
: A man and a woman searching for the Weapons that were infodumped on page 9 of the original thread
The Spectre: A blue gem that possesses people (AKA Hivemind from 3WSR)
Chainsaw Man: A guy murdering people in Heph's name, unknown to Heph
Succubus: Attacked Nikko in his sleep at one point. Eduardo trapped her in a jar to unleash on their foes later.
#394: One of Zhaggas' subordinates, killed by Zhaggas for seemingly no reason.
Other beings (basically any named being):
Stonuvan: A god that gave Vlad the Scepter of Death before immediately siccing a bunch of demons on him.
Kramm: Dwarven volcano god, celebrated on the holiday of Krammëstïoń
The Sea King: Some sort of sea deity
The Deus Ex Machina: Possibly a deity? Saved Heph from being kidnapped.
The Narrator: A deity that tried and failed to explain the riddle of the sphinx.
King Minos: A important figure in the underworld
Frankthetriviaman: God of happy endings for protagonists, worshipped by Pokyrah.
TGC: God of strange sci-fi adventures.
Toz76: Demon lord of the darkness. Unknown how Toz76 fits into the Underworld if at all.
Tugboatfan44: God of the magnificent bastards.
Diesel 11: God of... unknown, but it is said praying to him scars one for life.
Pluto: Surprisingly chill ruler of the underworld
Cerberus: Three headed guard dog of the underworld
The Devil Himself: An important figure in the underworld and a supporter of Vlad
Onyona: A onion god that vampires worship.
Destiny (Not Really): An unknown female being that sent Eli to find Heph.
A Soul: An unknown being who gives Vigaga needless exposition.
The Announcer: Presides over the Recap Episode
Antaeus, Briareus, Ephilates, Nimrod, Tityos, Typhon: Giants who dwell in the underworld.
Caucus: Centaur guardian of the underworld. Considered one of Magykka's gods, and thus immortal. Has an army of snakes and lizards.
Minos: A friendly baby minotaur... according to Heph. Everyone else hates him
Toro: The "defender of all that is good, true, and right." Lives somewhere in the elf kingdom.
Oveidia: Daughter of the elf king
Glohto: Elf knife-juggler/assassin
The Elf King: An unnamed ruler who initially wanted Heph dead due to a mix up of which chosen one he was.
Bessie: A special flying cow.
Lenny, Greg, and Mitch: Three time travelers sent to kill Vlad's mom who were stranded when Vlad stole their time machine. Sponsored by Tropicana! buytropicanabuytropicana
Susanna Titanica: Vlad's mom. Survival unknown
Edogog: Leader of the KNUCKLEHEADS
and host of the Recap Episode
Rahalin: Can see the future, member of the KNUCKLEHEADS
Drilnag Drolnag: A farmer who witnessed the time traveller's arrival.
Moe and Joe: A friendly two-headed sea serpent.
Femor: A giant that is so big people can fit inside his blood vessels. Friends with Noproe, kept Aluk safe in his blood vessels until the party came along and drained some of his blood.
Kutu: One of Eduardo and Kokar's brothers. Possibly killed by Flasky, possibly vampirized.
Jarmz: A guy who got sick after eating a bad sandwich
Mlak-Lak: A demon, but a friendly one? Possessed by the Specter.
Colgate Guy: Remember, the recap episode was sponsored by COLGATE TOOTHPASTE!!!
Groknikwongd: A squid messenger for the Sea King
Several Witches: Appeared as part of a Macbeth reference.\
Ol' Honeydew: One of the many dwarves who live underground.
Chico: Dravini's annoying younger cousin.
Places:
Cordann: The starting city, surrounded on all sides by the river Eb.
Darodia: A land with no birds or pigs, and no rivers for 500 miles. How this is possible is unknown. (My theory? Small island)
Chakalaka: The far-off land where Vlad was born
The Underworld: Hell, basically, heavily cribbed from Dante's Inferno.
Pirate's Bay: A safe haven for Pirates like Eli
Crowder: An island where Noproe was trapped for many years.
Foggy Island: An island near Magykka
Atlantis: An undersea city.
The Beyonder Forest: A place where the Giant clans guard a magic bow.
Eiflassmew: An ancient fortress on a lake of solidified lava where the party sets up a base some time in the future.
Phyphyxylstyx: A town in Magykka. Destroyed by Zhaggas.
The Minotaur Caves Beyond The Toxic Swamp: The home of the minotaurs, and later Zhaggas' home base.