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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 1, 2016 17:59:56 GMT -5
What happens when you combine the 3WSR Sitcom with 3WSR? You get a sitcom on the hilarious life of Sir Richard Topham Hatt, controller of the North Western Railway!
*Richard comes home looking bedraggled.*
"What's wrong?" asks Lady Hatt. "You're not going to believe this but...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 6, 2016 22:02:13 GMT -5
... Uncle Lowham is at it again!" Richard stated (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 1, 2016 23:58:36 GMT -5
"What did he do this time?"
"He sold the railway!"
"WHAT!?"
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 2, 2016 23:14:47 GMT -5
"He saw that painting that says 'SELL THE WORKERS SELL THE RAILWAY SELL THE ENGINES' and took it seriously." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 16, 2016 19:32:59 GMT -5
"He's going to sell the railway to the highest bidder! We've got to stop him!"
"Wait a minute... isn't this a government run railway?"
"Depends... what year is it?"
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 16, 2016 21:10:18 GMT -5
"3595985635929763534873652035039576235230596235905384756339584652309583645."
"Oh. Sh*t. That screws up everything for us."
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Post by Toz76 on May 21, 2017 13:48:19 GMT -5
"Off to the stock exchange! I must buy back my railway!" Hatt exclaimed.
"Do you know what a stock exchange is?" Lady Hatt asked.
"No!" Hatt replied.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 21, 2017 22:41:13 GMT -5
"then how will you buy back the railway?" Lady Hatt asked.
"Simple... through underhanded business tactics and negotiation!" Hatt declared.
*Six hours later
"... and those shares put me at... 90 percent owner ship. Sweet!" Hatt said to himself
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 3, 2017 20:58:28 GMT -5
"But now there's a railway board is charge, and they kicked you off the leading council. So you have no control in your own railway."
"Who's on the council?"
"Your five worst enemies, Alaine Kamali, Sir Robert Norramby, and Kim Jong Un."
"What?"
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 3, 2017 22:09:26 GMT -5
"Who're the other two?"
"Indiana Jones and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE."
"Batman, get the f*ck out."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 24, 2018 0:54:26 GMT -5
archived due to being too TTTE specific
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